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Where is Crystal G
#18832535 - 09/12/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Where has she been? I hope she is ok. I wonder if the cops got her.
Discuss your hypothesis on what has been going on in her recent life.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18832541 - 09/12/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18832545 - 09/12/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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She developed a conscience.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee] 3
#18832558 - 09/12/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Having sex, lifting weights, and doin' drugs.
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She's probably running a prostitution ring of some sort for gays.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: qman] 5
#18832570 - 09/12/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: vinsue]
#18832588 - 09/12/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shes been doing clit exercises.
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fee
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Some good hypothesis here
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18832596 - 09/12/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Im gonna guess jail
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I think jail too.
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee] 1
#18832607 - 09/12/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Another theory could be that shes a troll
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Her last post was only 2 days ago She's probably busy lifting weights and having wild animal sex with random people.
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Gilgamesh18 said: Another theory could be that shes a troll 
How does that explain anything?
People throw that word around so much I feel like it holds no true meaning on the Shroomery.
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Constantine said: Her last post was only 2 days ago She's probably busy lifting weights and having wild animal sex with random people.
Or wild people sex with random animals.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: jewunit] 2
#18832631 - 09/12/13 02:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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She is fine and living life.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18832645 - 09/12/13 02:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I heard that during an event where she was injecting roids, smoking crack and anally fisting two large bodybuilders at the same time, her energy levels reached an event horizon of sorts and she was transformed into pure energy just like the guy in the movie Powder.
Upon realizing that there was no longer a woman in the room, the body builders then accused each other of being gay and then fought each other to prove how no-homo they are.
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Perhaps her not showing up for a few days is laying the foundations for some kind of long con, culminating in the greatest troll thread the world has ever seen.
Or maybe she's just got some other shit going on.
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zappaisgod said: She is fine and living life.
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jewunit said: You're a real fuckin' blast 

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RiderOnTheStorm said: I heard that during an event where she was injecting roids, smoking crack and anally fisting two large bodybuilders at the same time, her energy levels reached an event horizon of sorts and she was transformed into pure energy just like the guy in the movie Powder.
Upon realizing that there was no longer a woman in the room, the body builders then accused each other of being gay and then fought each other to prove how no-homo they are.
This is more like it.
I wonder if she ever saw my post about now living in socal and having some sexy San Pedro?
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18832683 - 09/12/13 02:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think the female UFC was just on last night actually.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18832690 - 09/12/13 02:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm quite sure she has seen the picture of your girlfriend's coochie with a cactus in it. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if she tried it herself.
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Well see I am what you call an expert at it so she should ask a professional (me) for some assistance with the cactus insertion.
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18832728 - 09/12/13 02:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think you need an able assistant. From the pictures I've seen her coochie seems rather tight
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18832733 - 09/12/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You do realize a fisting will be coming your way as part of the deal... . . .
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: vinsue]
#18832743 - 09/12/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Edited by memes (09/12/13 02:37 PM)
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: memes]
#18832783 - 09/12/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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She'll be in jail soon at the rate she's going.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: vinsue]
#18832787 - 09/12/13 02:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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vinsue said: You do realize a fisting will be coming your way as part of the deal... . . . 
Not me. I don't lift.
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holy shit! she actually lifts. TBH, i didnt even know Crystal G was a chick.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: current] 5
#18832847 - 09/12/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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current said: holy shit! she actually lifts. TBH, i didnt even know Crystal G was a chick.
Just so you know your Noob colors are showing
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18832875 - 09/12/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i see what youre doing and its not going to work...
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18832876 - 09/12/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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She posted on my gym thread last week.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18832880 - 09/12/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fee said:
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current said: holy shit! she actually lifts. TBH, i didnt even know Crystal G was a chick.
Just so you know your Noob colors are showing

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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: memes]
#18832884 - 09/12/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Seizure.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: Gorlax]
#18832895 - 09/12/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Eh. I hope she's still banging 70 gram rocks and drinking dragons blood.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: Synthe]
#18832913 - 09/12/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Synthe said: Eh. I hope she's still banging 70 gram rocks and drinking dragons blood.
and doing whippits of jaguar cum
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: Niffla]
#18832945 - 09/12/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I am loving the responses.... Yes
Man. Why is fisting even a thing?? especially fisting men. Yikes. I guess if people can imagine it, however horrible, they will do it.
What a wild and crazy planet
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Oeric McKenna said:
Man. Why is fisting even a thing?? especially fisting men. Yikes. I guess if people can imagine it, however horrible, they will do it.
What a wild and crazy planet
you must not have read the fisting thread. her friend fucking LOVES it.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: memes]
#18833059 - 09/12/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Its just good times to be had all around.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18833278 - 09/12/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Seems like when she goes on a Shroomery hiatus she comes back with some interesting stories.
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Bender B Rodriguez said: Seems like when she goes on a Shroomery hiatus she comes back with some interesting stories.
almost nailed it.
she's just full of interesting stories, always. whether or not she's here to share them is the only question at hand.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18833948 - 09/12/13 07:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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She's got a drug problem and she's been doing it a while. I doubt she's dead, probably busy getting high or arrested if I was going to guess. Maybe she got clean, who the fuck knows. There are 1000 other members that I don't know what happened to on here, that were a lot more interesting. Yet no one cares because they weren't a camwhore. I want to know were the fuck Toadie went, he was actually interesting without having to show his penis.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fapjack]
#18833961 - 09/12/13 07:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fapjack said: There are 1000 other members that I don't know what happened to on here, that were a lot more interesting.
I dont konw man. Crystal is quintessentially eccentric. I'd put her random stories up against anyone elses any day, and I think she'd come out on top as far as 'interesting' goes.
Well, maybe I should say "entertaining". Interests are so subjective. I'm interested in being entertained by her stories, so it works out for me in the end
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fapjack]
#18833990 - 09/12/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fapjack said: She's got a drug problem and she's been doing it a while. I doubt she's dead, probably busy getting high or arrested if I was going to guess. Maybe she got clean, who the fuck knows. There are 1000 other members that I don't know what happened to on here, that were a lot more interesting. Yet no one cares because they weren't a camwhore. I want to know were the fuck Toadie went, he was actually interesting without having to show his penis.
He's too busy being Toadie to be posting here. Seems like a pretty shit example of a person to pick to make your point too.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fapjack]
#18834035 - 09/12/13 07:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fapjack said:... I want to know were the fuck Toadie went, he was actually interesting without having to show his penis.
Over 80% of his posts deleted/expired...    . . .
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: vinsue]
#18834037 - 09/12/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Because OTD used to delete posts after a certain amount of time.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: jewunit]
#18834085 - 09/12/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've often questioned if Crystal G exists or if she is someone's creation. Many of the females on this site turn out to be men posing as women for attention.
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lazyfingers said: I've often questioned if Crystal G exists or if she is someone's creation. Many of the females on this site turn out to be men posing as women for attention.
Yeah, but she puts legitimate time into here, even helps people sometimes, so, eh
I think the G's for real.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: Synthe]
#18834568 - 09/12/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I bet she's writing a lot. and smoking crack and lifting and hanging out with shady homeless people
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: fee]
#18834573 - 09/12/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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She and Pris are together on a multi state crack cocaine, steroid, and semen binge.
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nicechrisman said: She and Pris are together on a multi state crack cocaine, steroid, and semen binge.
FTW. It was difficult, but she finally figured out how to get even more depraved.
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Re: Where is Crystal G [Re: Me_Roy]
#18834901 - 09/12/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe the gangstalkers kidnapped her when she turned the tables on them!
A.K.A Got arrested.
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