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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: something super extreme]
    #18829494 - 09/11/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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sVs said:
I think a larger percentage of Americans are un-motivated schmucks who make horrendous financial decisions and have no concept of the value of a dollar, coupled with a complete inability to project for the future.

Sure, minimum wage sucks. Pumping out three kids by age 22 and burying yourself in a mountain of debt isn't very helpful either. The vast majority of the whining pussies I see bitching about the low wages and high cost of living fall firmly into that category.




I honestly don't understand how people even get into that situation. Who is about to have sex but doesn't think, "hmm dur maybe we should use a condom"? Failing that, who has sex without protection and then fails to take the necessary measures to dislodge the asshole-to-be potentially affixing itself to their uterus? I have no time for people who are surrounded with obnoxious little bastards so I have no way of answering these questions.


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: Schmendrick] * 1
    #18829500 - 09/11/13 07:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Why not?  I'm getting close and the liabilities are almost through with school.




Your previous posts, plus this one make me wish I had a dad like you growing up.  So tender, so caring.  Absolutely in tune with life, and all things balanced.  Man, you must be a great dad. :thumbup:



I've actually done quite well at it.  We have one in Boston U law school, another at Penn getting a PhD in math and Chem E and a third at Parsons.  None of them have ever been arrested for anything or gotten an STD or been involved in a pregnancy.  I'll put my results up against your dad's any day.


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #18829501 - 09/11/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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BlindSophist said:
I have no time for people who are surrounded with obnoxious little bastards so I have no way of answering these questions.



So, BS, tell me how many kids you want

:nicesmile:


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #18829503 - 09/11/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

zig, I don't often say this, but you seem like a really good guy.
:thumbup:


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: memes]
    #18829504 - 09/11/13 07:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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No.  Boston law school for the female.  Philly and NYC for the males



:cheers:

well done, papazap



edit: and when your daughter graduates and moves down to K st to make $1M a year, let me know.



No


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: zappaisgod]
    #18829512 - 09/11/13 07:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:feelsbadman:


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #18829514 - 09/11/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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I honestly don't understand how people even get into that situation. Who is about to have sex but doesn't think, "hmm dur maybe we should use a condom"? Failing that, who has sex without protection and then fails to take the necessary measures to dislodge the asshole-to-be potentially affixing itself to their uterus? I have no time for people who are surrounded with obnoxious little bastards so I have no way of answering these questions.




Perhaps not, but I think I can name one truly obnoxious 'big' bastard that you make time for all day, every day. 

Who might that be I wonder?...


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: memes]
    #18829518 - 09/11/13 07:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

lol.  svs with subtitle "asshole" compliments zig subtitled "horrid asshole"





just amusing little bit there


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: something super extreme]
    #18829519 - 09/11/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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sVs said:
zig, I don't often say this, but you seem like a really good guy.
:thumbup:



I'm alright for an asshole.  So are you.  It's important to know that you're an asshole.  The really bad assholes are the ones who don't know it


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: memes]
    #18829520 - 09/11/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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memes said:
lol.  svs with subtitle "asshole" compliments zig subtitled "horrid asshole"





just amusing little bit there




We assholes must stick together to stink up your idealistic hippy fantasy world.


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: zappaisgod]
    #18829528 - 09/11/13 07:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
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sVs said:
zig, I don't often say this, but you seem like a really good guy.
:thumbup:



I'm alright for an asshole.  So are you.  It's important to know that you're an asshole.  The really bad assholes are the ones who don't know it





Oh agreed completely.  I am also a complete asshole... but I realize that I don't have to rub my asshole in people's faces all day for no reason.  I try to appear to be a generally nice guy most of the time; that way when I get truly upset and start spewing nasty venom, it catches people off guard, and I can jerk off later to their horrified expressions burned into my memory.

If you are an asshole all day every day, then pretty soon nothing you do or say is shocking anymore.. people start expecting it, and you run out of jerk off material.


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: Schmendrick]
    #18829535 - 09/11/13 07:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A lot of times pussies confuses themselves for assholes.


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: Schmendrick]
    #18829536 - 09/11/13 07:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Schmendrick said:
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I honestly don't understand how people even get into that situation. Who is about to have sex but doesn't think, "hmm dur maybe we should use a condom"? Failing that, who has sex without protection and then fails to take the necessary measures to dislodge the asshole-to-be potentially affixing itself to their uterus? I have no time for people who are surrounded with obnoxious little bastards so I have no way of answering these questions.




Perhaps not, but I think I can name one truly obnoxious 'big' bastard that you make time for all day, every day. 

Who might that be I wonder?...




Are you talking about God? Because I'm not a bastard.


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #18829547 - 09/11/13 07:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Schmendrick said:
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I honestly don't understand how people even get into that situation. Who is about to have sex but doesn't think, "hmm dur maybe we should use a condom"? Failing that, who has sex without protection and then fails to take the necessary measures to dislodge the asshole-to-be potentially affixing itself to their uterus? I have no time for people who are surrounded with obnoxious little bastards so I have no way of answering these questions.




Perhaps not, but I think I can name one truly obnoxious 'big' bastard that you make time for all day, every day. 

Who might that be I wonder?...




Are you talking about God? Because I'm not a bastard.




God isn't real, so that really only leaves one person I could have been talking about.


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: Schmendrick] * 2
    #18829549 - 09/11/13 07:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I wouldn't say zappa is not nice.
He's direct and honest, but otherwise appears to be fully capable of empathy and concern for his fellow man.
Some folks just struggle when presented with honesty.


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: Schmendrick]
    #18829551 - 09/11/13 07:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Schmendrick said:
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BlindSophist said:
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Schmendrick said:
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I honestly don't understand how people even get into that situation. Who is about to have sex but doesn't think, "hmm dur maybe we should use a condom"? Failing that, who has sex without protection and then fails to take the necessary measures to dislodge the asshole-to-be potentially affixing itself to their uterus? I have no time for people who are surrounded with obnoxious little bastards so I have no way of answering these questions.




Perhaps not, but I think I can name one truly obnoxious 'big' bastard that you make time for all day, every day. 

Who might that be I wonder?...




Are you talking about God? Because I'm not a bastard.




God isn't real, so that really only leaves one person I could have been talking about.



You're mistaken. My parents are married.


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: something super extreme]
    #18829552 - 09/11/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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sVs said:
I wouldn't say zappa is not nice.
He's direct and honest, but otherwise appears to be fully capable of empathy and concern for his fellow man.
Some folks just struggle when presented with honesty.




Welcome back sVs. :datass:

Have any of those folks made off-color comments about the date of your illustrious return?


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: Schmendrick] * 3
    #18829556 - 09/11/13 07:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I am using the word asshole to describe somebody who doesn't shy from telling people that they are stupid fucking morons and are fucking up.  This is often considered impolite.  I consider it a service and a valuable educational tool not generally supplied in government run feel good academies of unlearning.  You should thank me for providing you with a tuition free education.  Or you can send me $5.


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 3
    #18829564 - 09/11/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

No, but now that you mention it, it is rather amusing.
But personally I think 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: zappaisgod]
    #18829601 - 09/11/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Why not?  I'm getting close and the liabilities are almost through with school.




Your previous posts, plus this one make me wish I had a dad like you growing up.  So tender, so caring.  Absolutely in tune with life, and all things balanced.  Man, you must be a great dad. :thumbup:



I've actually done quite well at it.  We have one in Boston U law school, another at Penn getting a PhD in math and Chem E and a third at Parsons.  None of them have ever been arrested for anything or gotten an STD or been involved in a pregnancy.  I'll put my results up against your dad's any day.




I'm sure you are a good father, but how would you even know if one of your adult children has contracted herpes or HPV? Dad's are usually the last to know such private information.


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