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OfflineSchmendrick
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Do you know who your mom is fucking?
    #18829336 - 09/11/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I just had the following exchange with a shroomerite of unimpeachable honesty and character... and I thought it might make for a good thread in it's own right.

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zappaisgod said:
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She's your mom.  You don't know of she's a cougar or not?




Schmendrick - I don't interrogate my mom about her sex life and the age of her partners. Umm... do you?  Weird!  :shocked:




So there's the question.  How many of you have asked your mom lately who she is fucking?  Are you SURE you know?


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Re: Do you know who your mom is fucking? [Re: Schmendrick]
    #18829341 - 09/11/13 07:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

steven tyler


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Re: Do you know who your mom is fucking? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #18829349 - 09/11/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

my dad, i guess. I think about it once in a while.


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InvisibleMagicman69
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Re: Do you know who your mom is fucking? [Re: Schmendrick]
    #18829351 - 09/11/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:underage:  My Mom has been married to my Dad for 30 years. They set a really good example about sticking it out. I hope to do the same one day with my kids.


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Re: Do you know who your mom is fucking? [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #18829363 - 09/11/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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EternalCowabunga said:
my dad, i guess. I think about it once in a while.






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Invisiblesomething super extreme
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Re: Do you know who your mom is fucking? [Re: Schmendrick]
    #18829372 - 09/11/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My mother is dead, so it is not at all a question of who she is fucking, but who might perhaps be fucking her.


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Re: Do you know who your mom is fucking? [Re: something super extreme]
    #18829383 - 09/11/13 07:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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sVs said:
My mother is dead, so it is not at all a question of who she is fucking, but who might perhaps be fucking her.






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Re: Do you know who your mom is fucking? [Re: Schmendrick]
    #18829411 - 09/11/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yea, my Mom and Pop have been dead for many years. Now I'm going to pick 2 blue shrooms from you...:thanx: . . . :peace:


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Re: Do you know who your mom is fucking? [Re: Schmendrick]
    #18829423 - 09/11/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Her husband, which is something I'd rather not imagine. I know she doesnt get anything on the side though, she never would.


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Re: Do you know who your mom is fucking? [Re: vinsue]
    #18829429 - 09/11/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

My father's not fucking anyone either, by the way. Unless my parents are making sweet decomposing love.
I'd watch.


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Re: Do you know who your mom is fucking? [Re: something super extreme]
    #18829457 - 09/11/13 07:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That explains a lot.


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Re: Do you know who your mom is fucking? [Re: Schmendrick]
    #18829522 - 09/11/13 07:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've asked my parents if they are swingers several times and they said no.  Guess its possible, but I don't think they would swing solo.


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Re: Do you know who your mom is fucking? [Re: fapjack]
    #18832294 - 09/12/13 12:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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fapjack said:
I've asked my parents if they are swingers several times and they said no.  Guess its possible, but I don't think they would swing solo.



Several times? That's quite amazing. Your family convos are way more interesting than mine were.

Since my dad's passed on years ago, my mom is seeing this vet dude. Animal doc I mean. Not sure if they're actually fucking, nor would I care to find out. Whatever makes her happy, I don't much care one way or the other.

Some pretty serious corpse fucking being talked about in this thread :lol:


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For truly, I say to you, many prophets and righteous people longed to see what you see, and did not see it,
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Re: Do you know who your mom is fucking? [Re: Spacerific]
    #18832361 - 09/12/13 12:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

When u fuck a corpse, should u just go for anal/vag sex or would you just make a new hole in some soft tissue and bang that?


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Re: Do you know who your mom is fucking? [Re: lil_demented]
    #18832417 - 09/12/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
When u fuck a corpse, should u just go for anal/vag sex or would you just make a new hole in some soft tissue and bang that?



:creepylurker:  :gonnaneedmyglasses:  :awwhellno:  :thataintright:  :knockmeonmyass:  :nohellno:  :nohellno:  :whateveryousayfreak:  :aaaargh:  :youseethisshit:  :thisfuckinguy:

But back on topic.  My moms actually a virgin.  I'm the 2nd coming of Christ.


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