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Food Poisoning - your experiences
#18828573 - 09/11/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Briefly, tell me your experience with food poisoning.
-Do you know what specifically you ate to get it? -What was your first indication that something was awry? -Tell me about your symptoms throughout -How long until you felt better?
Thanks friends. I'm trying to decide wtf is wrong with me.
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: memes]
#18828583 - 09/11/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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you should probably see a doctor
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: Sheekle]
#18828588 - 09/11/13 04:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Doctors are annoying. It takes forever to find one to go to, they're always booked, and in the end - the illness usually runs its course on its own.
I'm going to let my immune system do the work, and if i'm not better by the end of this weekend - i'll schedule something or just show up to one of those medimart places
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: memes]
#18828607 - 09/11/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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good idea
but yeah I've never had food poisoning
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: memes]
#18828611 - 09/11/13 04:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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-Do you know what specifically you ate to get it? I figured out what it was because it was the only place I ate out at. -What was your first indication that something was awry? When I began feeling nausea. -Tell me about your symptoms throughout Vomiting and general nausea (feeling sick; hot then you turn on the fan and you are cold, etc.) -How long until you felt better? 48 hours
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: memes]
#18828617 - 09/11/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salsa in a cafe in Tijuana. Bed ridden for 2 days, puking, diarrhea, sweats, nauseous... Felt like a live rat in my stomach trying to scratch and chew his way out. Good times... . . .
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: memes]
#18828620 - 09/11/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, I'd definitely suggest sitting it out and lots of liquid. Natural juice is good but plenty of water. Even when you don't want to drink it. I like to set an alarm for myself and drink at least 8oz every two hours. It makes a huge difference when you are sick.
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: memes]
#18828629 - 09/11/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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memes said: Briefly, tell me your experience with food poisoning.
-Do you know what specifically you ate to get it?
Yes. I was young and stupid and still eating McDonalds burgers (twice) and 7 year old A1 sauce the third time.
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-What was your first indication that something was awry?
Queasy, sweaty.
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-Tell me about your symptoms throughout
Queasy, sweaty, diarrhea, puking, diarrhea, puking, diarrhea, puking, diarrhea, puking, diarrhea, puking, diarrhea, puking,
Not necessarily in that order.
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-How long until you felt better?
Next day.
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Thanks friends. I'm trying to decide wtf is wrong with me.
Good luck. First I felt bad. Then I felt shitty. Then I felt worse. Then I felt even worse. Then I thought I might die. Then I wished for death. Then I asked my GF to kill me. She refused.
The bitch even laughed at me. She did clean all the old food out of ny fridge and cabinets though.
To this day I still check the dates on everything.
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: vinsue]
#18828631 - 09/11/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I ate fast food, had me basically just sick to my stomach for 2 weeks...
I too dislike the doctor setting, if you let it run its course you'll be just fine.. If you don't die anyway;7)
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
#18828663 - 09/11/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Last time I got food posining I was at subway don't eat at subway seriously shit was fucked up!!!
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
#18828668 - 09/11/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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The one time I ever got food poisoning was one of the stupidest things I have ever done. I facepalm myself just thinking about it. I was in culinary school at the time. I ate (didn't cook) but I ate duck that was way undercooked. I even remember thinking wow... This shit looks rawww. It was kinda purple... But, it was free food, we were all having a big meal together and I was stoned. I then had about 4-5 of the worst days of my life.
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: Gilgamesh18]
#18828682 - 09/11/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm not sure if what I'm dealing with is full-blown food poisoning, but i'm thinking either the chicken or mashed potatoes I ate on monday/tuesday were the culprit.
The chicken was vacuum sealed, but had been in coolers all weekend at interlocken adn was likely not kept below the requisite temperature. The mashed potatoes had been made before I left, on tuesday, and had been in the fridge for 6 days.
Neither seems particularly egregious, but i certainly do feel like shit.
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: memes]
#18829175 - 09/11/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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the one time i had it i got it from one of my favorite mexican restaurants. i wasn't sure that was it until i found out my parents were extremly ill too and we had eaten there together. about 24 hours after eating there my stomach started hurting extremely bad, then i started puking, then the diarrhea started and i was doing these interchangeably for the next 24 hours. it was awful. i still didn't feel right the day after that but the vomiting had stopped.
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i just got hungry for the first time in forever, so i'm hoping this is a good sign.
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: memes]
#18829193 - 09/11/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fortunately up to this point I've never gotten a full on case of food poisoning.
Hope I didn't just jinx myself. Knowing my luck I'll get it tomorrow now.
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I got it from a sausage from a street vendor once, didn't eat sausage for years after that.
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: memes]
#18829218 - 09/11/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I ate a chicken quesadilla from the Taco Bell on N. Druid Hills rd in Atlanta circa 2006. I knew trouble was afoot when I woke up later with horrid stomach cramps and cold sweats. Spent about four days blowing mud out of my ass and spewing profuse amount of chunks.
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There is a Mexican place in Waikiki, HI named La Cucaracha. This translates to the cockroach. This should have been my first clue to avoid this greasy place. Aside from being the most expensive mexican food on the planet, the food came out in less than three minutes after we ordered it, the same time as our drinks. The beer I ordered wasn't cold. I spent half that night shitting my guts out as did the company I was with. One unfortunate friend woke up and ate his leftovers not knowing it was bad.
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: memes]
#18829251 - 09/11/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I got it off some crab cakes and then again off long john silver's. The first one was far worse and the misery lasted for several days, was probably a week before I was 100% again. I wanted to die, like really, I felt that bad I just wanted it to stop. I'm not sure what the first sign was that this wasn't just normal sickness..
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: psi]
#18829272 - 09/11/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't know what I ate, but the one time I got food poisoning I started feeling nauseous and within a couple hours i was full blown sick. I'd say I puked every 10-20 minutes for the next 8 or 9 hours and then a couple times throughout the next day. The most vivid part I can remember was the thick nasty slime that I was puking up. I mean some fucked up shit that would get stuck in my throat. Zero fun.
I'd say after 48 hours I felt fine again but the puking muscles were fucking dee-stroyed. It hurt to breathe to hard or laugh.
Getting hungry again is definately a good sign.
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: Big_Dave]
#18829285 - 09/11/13 06:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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The last time i for sure had food poisoning, I had eaten some matzo ball soup that I had left out on the stove for 24hr. i had covered the pot, so i figured it was OK and no bacteria could get in it.
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: Big_Dave]
#18829300 - 09/11/13 06:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah I remember laying on the bathroom floor puking over and over and my fucking parents, my fucking parents stood there like "we know you're on drugs dave, what kind of drugs did you take damnit." That shit was so irritating but I was way to sick to do anything about it. Food poisoning aint no joke son.
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: Big_Dave] 2
#18829408 - 09/11/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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One time I ate some mushrooms and felt REALLY weird for a few hours. Does that count as food poisoning?
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: memes]
#18829421 - 09/11/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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A coworker of mine got food poisoning from a local chinese place. They say cook pork until the pink is gone, but in chinese food it's always pink?!?
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: Schmendrick]
#18829425 - 09/11/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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yes
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: Schmendrick]
#18829479 - 09/11/13 07:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ate some drugstore brand dry roasted peanuts. First sign something was wrong, was intense stomach cramp-type pains. Like worse than needing to poo combined with period cramps...but not quite as miserable as labor pains LOL.
Kept feeling that way for a few hours, then felt the need to go to the bathroom. Would go sit on the toilet and pee from my ass with great force. Decided after that to try to lay down to see if it would make me feel better. It didn't. Kept going back and forth to the bathroom. One of the times, I had to take off my pajama pants because I was getting too hot. Then I started sweating so bad I nearly slid offa the toilet seat.
Then I couldn't go. Felt the need to, but couldn't, so I'd go lay back down until the next round. Then it started feeling like my stomach was "filling up", and each time it'd be "full", I'd painfully ass-pee. When that'd happen, I'd feel almost "empty", and go back in the room to lay down.
Few minutes later, same thing all over again. Then came the puking...WHILE ass-peeing. Got so weak my husband had to help me to/from the bathroom. Even had to call in to work.
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: Caprica]
#18829495 - 09/11/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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sounds horrid. i'm convinced i didn't have a full blown case of food poisoning. must just be a cold or flu. i've been nauseous a few times but ive held off the vomiting.
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: memes]
#18829527 - 09/11/13 07:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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memes said: The last time i for sure had food poisoning, I had eaten some matzo ball soup that I had left out on the stove for 24hr. i had covered the pot, so i figured it was OK and no bacteria could get in it.

Broth in a dark warm place sounds like the perfect breeding ground
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: memes]
#18829554 - 09/11/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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symptoms vary, it all depends on the bacteria that the food is contaminated with
My latest occurrence was a couple weeks ago. my gf and I ate some rotten oysters in Port st. lucie, FL
Sick as fuck! Started with stomach cramps 24 hours later, then head spins, chills, overall fatigue. loose stool.
I was able to keep light food down which was good. I damn near went to the hospital late day 2, but I didn't.
Food poisoning is no freaking joke dude. If you don't have a great immune system you need to be on a side of caution
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Re: Food Poisoning - your experiences [Re: memes]
#18829742 - 09/11/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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It sucks, its like being really hung over for 24 hours, or it can be a lot worse and be like blood poisoning. I usually just lay down in bed for a day eating tylenol and drinking tons of water. It usually passes after a day or 2, and its rarely serious. You can monitor your temperature to make sure you don't need to go to the doctor if you are feeling paranoid. I've had it probably like a dozen times in my life from shell fish, tuna fish from quiznos (that time lasted a week and I thought I was going to die, spent NYE in the ER that year), a frozen pizza that got me and my gf sick for like 4 days, and a bunch of other times just eating random shit around the house when I was younger. It sucks but it doesn't last too long. Either way, feel better.
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