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OfflineSchmendrick
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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #18829609 - 09/11/13 07:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I honestly don't understand how people even get into that situation. Who is about to have sex but doesn't think, "hmm dur maybe we should use a condom"? Failing that, who has sex without protection and then fails to take the necessary measures to dislodge the asshole-to-be potentially affixing itself to their uterus? I have no time for people who are surrounded with obnoxious little bastards so I have no way of answering these questions.




Perhaps not, but I think I can name one truly obnoxious 'big' bastard that you make time for all day, every day. 

Who might that be I wonder?...




Are you talking about God? Because I'm not a bastard.




God isn't real, so that really only leaves one person I could have been talking about.



You're mistaken. My parents are married.




I am sorry, BlindSophist... it appears we have had a confusion of definitions.  Here you see the accepted definition of the word in question: 

BASTARD (you are one of these)

I see now that you were referring to the literal description of the word, marked as noun definition number 1.  However, I was referring to slang noun definition number 2a.

Sorry about that, I hope all is clear now.


Edited by Schmendrick (09/11/13 08:01 PM)


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: zappaisgod]
    #18829617 - 09/11/13 07:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I am using the word asshole to describe somebody who doesn't shy from telling people that they are stupid fucking morons and are fucking up.  This is often considered impolite.  I consider it a service and a valuable educational tool not generally supplied in government run feel good academies of unlearning.  You should thank me for providing you with a tuition free education.  Or you can send me $5.




Well, close. You and an asshole are alike, you are both full of shit.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: qman]
    #18829661 - 09/11/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I don't think it's that easy to hide or if they would want to but it's possible, I suppose.


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InvisibleSophistic Radiance
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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: Schmendrick]
    #18829677 - 09/11/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Schmendrick said:
I am sorry, BlindSophist... it appears we have had a confusion of definitions.  Here you see the accepted definition of the word in question: 

BASTARD (you are one of these)

I see now that you were referring to the literal description of the word, marked as noun definition number 1.  However, I was referring to slang noun definition number 2a.

Sorry about that, I hope all is clear now.




That's an awfully mean thing to say, dude. :feelsbadman:


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Invisibleluvdemshrooms
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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: memes]
    #18829695 - 09/11/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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If your product is in so little demand that you cannot afford to pay a living wage to your employees, perhaps you should consider a different line of business.



or maybe your employees should consider a different employer




I didn't say that. Kindly correct the misquote.


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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #18829697 - 09/11/13 08:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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BlindSophist said:
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Schmendrick said:
I am sorry, BlindSophist... it appears we have had a confusion of definitions.  Here you see the accepted definition of the word in question: 

BASTARD (you are one of these)

I see now that you were referring to the literal description of the word, marked as noun definition number 1.  However, I was referring to slang noun definition number 2a.

Sorry about that, I hope all is clear now.




That's an awfully mean thing to say, dude. :feelsbadman:




Oh crap, now I feel bad.  I'm sorry man.

God, I think I am gonna cry... LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *Runs into room and slams door*


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Invisiblememes
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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #18829714 - 09/11/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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luvdemshrooms said:
I didn't say that. Kindly correct the misquote.





Done.  dont know how it got screwed up.  probably some editing error when i was deleting superfluous crap from my quote.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18829174#18829174


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: memes]
    #18829717 - 09/11/13 08:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Thanks.


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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers


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OfflineTwinEclipse
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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: something super extreme]
    #18829720 - 09/11/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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sVs said:
No, but now that you mention it, it is rather amusing.
But personally I think 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.




Nice homonym :lol: within the use of a pun.


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Re: 76% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck [Re: zappaisgod]
    #18830450 - 09/11/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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  I'm getting close and the liabilities are almost through with school.



any of your liabilities female and in the DC area?

:wellhellothere:




No.  Boston law school for the female.  Philly and NYC for the males



damn


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