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Sheekle
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coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD?
#18824418 - 09/10/13 05:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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who here has done either of these or seen anybody do them? please do tell the story
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18824427 - 09/10/13 05:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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ew sheekle wtf gross
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: LittleDipster]
#18824428 - 09/10/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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LittleDipster said: ew sheekle wtf gross
omg r u serious quit ruining the thread
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18824431 - 09/10/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Girls piss blood quite often I heard.
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TheShroomingAtheis said: Girls piss blood quite often I heard. 
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my cigarette pack tells me to do this
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18824452 - 09/10/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18824455 - 09/10/13 05:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I piss blood when I have kidney stones. I have a lung infection now and have been coughing, vomiting, and shitting blood for the past week, lots of fun!
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18824465 - 09/10/13 05:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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LittleDipster said: ew sheekle wtf gross
omg r u serious quit ruining the thread
my bad iv never puked pooped pissed coughed or sneezed any blood
dont want to either
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passifloracaerulea said: I piss blood when I have kidney stones. I have a lung infection now and have been coughing, vomiting, and shitting blood for the past week, lots of fun!
You should record that,i need new fap material
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: MrMagicMushroom]
#18824478 - 09/10/13 05:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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MrMagicMushroom said:
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passifloracaerulea said: I piss blood when I have kidney stones. I have a lung infection now and have been coughing, vomiting, and shitting blood for the past week, lots of fun!
You should record that,i need new fap material 
i'll gladly ship a sample to your home and then you can do whatever the fuck you want with it.
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: MrMagicMushroom]
#18824484 - 09/10/13 05:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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One time I got blue balls so bad when I nutted all over her belly it was thick with blood. She freaked
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#18824490 - 09/10/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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When I was very young I coughed a blob of blood which I thought was some vital organ that I coughed up and was scared shitless.
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#18824492 - 09/10/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said: She freaked 
and you didn't?
I would be flippin the fuck out man bloods not supposed to come out of your dick
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18824494 - 09/10/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I puked blood when I had a stomach ulcer. I pissed blood once when I had a bad infection. Also had blood in my cum when I had epididymitis. None of them are fun.
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#18824498 - 09/10/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said: One time I got blue balls so bad when I nutted all over her belly it was thick with blood. She freaked 
I have been outdone. I didn't even know this was possible.
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18824502 - 09/10/13 05:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nah, I knew what caused it. After some explaining she chilled out.
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#18824511 - 09/10/13 05:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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one time I coughed up pee.
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: The Ecstatic]
#18824522 - 09/10/13 05:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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The Ecstatic said: one time I coughed up pee.
I drank my own piss once on accident, no swallow at least. early morning piss jug mix-up.
that's right take it in. I know it's shocking.
Edited by passifloracaerulea (09/10/13 06:00 PM)
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: The Ecstatic]
#18824531 - 09/10/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I bought a script of 120 lortabs. Didn't sell a one and did them all in 7 days. I got the worst chemicals hangover and puked blood a few times. I gave the rest away. I wasn't responsible enough to keep them.
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: Gumby]
#18824551 - 09/10/13 06:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Gumby said: I puked blood when I had a stomach ulcer. I pissed blood once when I had a bad infection. Also had blood in my cum when I had epididymitis. None of them are fun.
yeah im just fuckin' around about them being fun these are like so scary sounding i'd probably cry if any of them happened to me
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i cough blood when i chain smoke too much or when i get a dry mouth when i'm asleep. that second one makes your mouth, tongue and throat like sand paper. it's really just from the throat, and not from the lungs, so it's not nearly as severe.
i've puked blood a few times, after eating sharp things, binge drinking, and food poisoning. when i puke i go hard. 
i've pissed blood um.... i dunno, seems like somthing that would have happened at some point, but i cant recall a specific occurrence
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: Salomon]
#18824566 - 09/10/13 06:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said: i've puked blood a few times, after eating sharp things
sharp things?
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18824583 - 09/10/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Any time I do all of my drugs- I give the rest away, too
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: pcplease]
#18824591 - 09/10/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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pcplease said: Any time I do all of my drugs- I give the rest away, too
it's a bitch posting from my phone. I meant to say I did all but about 20. Smart ass
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18824612 - 09/10/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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Salomon said: i've puked blood a few times, after eating sharp things
sharp things?
food objects such ad poorly chewed doritos, etc. or when i eat random stuff some times.
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: lil_demented]
#18824644 - 09/10/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I had to read your post twice to make sure I read it right; I'm on my phone too 
Coughing blood is a regular thing for smokers. I think it started 4 or 5 years after I began
Was puking inthe dark one night when I thought it looked dark. Turn on the light and its black brown and red. Found out I had an ulcer. If I throw up much at all anymore, it'll aggravate it and then I'll be puking blood again.
Never peed blood thankfully but the day I went to the doc for that ulcer I dropped a black turd into a cup for him . Dropped a couple more the few times I've aggravated it since then.
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18824645 - 09/10/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Never pissed blood, never came blood, and only coughed small specks of blood a few times when I was a smoker .
I have puked and shit blood at the same time only once, and it was a lot. I freaked the fuck out and immediately went to the ER. Bleeding ulcers aggravated by chronic alcoholism.
They had to detox me just to be able to treat me. I was a fucking mess.
I still fight that addiction daily. I've been on Naltrexone for a few weeks now, with some success, and I'm bloody puke and shit free for 18 months now... . . .
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: Sheekle]
#18824682 - 09/10/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have had blood on the toilet paper after eating spicy food with liquor the night before. 
But nothing medical like that stuff. One time my poop was green for a week though, like a rich emerald color though I wouldn't say fluorescent.
Kidney stones make you pee blood, so does getting punched in the nads a lot. Lots of things make blood come out of your body, friend Sheekle, most are nothing to be frightened over.
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: ClockCode]
#18825321 - 09/10/13 09:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've had the runs and wiped my ass so many times it started bleeding. Does that count?
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Re: coughing BLOOD? puking BLOOD? pissing BLOOD? [Re: lil_demented]
#18825336 - 09/10/13 09:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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 You're not alone. Anal fissures are very real.
Happened to me from shitting out a tennis-ball sizer, too.
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