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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: elchegue]
#18824155 - 09/10/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I read that line in there about not caring, you have to! Its on of the best things you can do caring for yourself, because then you can care for others after...
Open up too! Be yourself let it all out, if you burn you burn, everything will be okay
Goodluck!
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: elchegue]
#18824187 - 09/10/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You're looking for a girlfriend or just a hook-up? If hook-up, either xanax or drinking will help. If you're looking for a girlfriend, there IS a girl like that out there. That's just how it is. Just put yourself out there and you'll eventually stumble upon something
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: OZA] 6
#18824351 - 09/10/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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With the warm weather comes fresh fruit and vegetables. This can also mean annoying women invading your kitchen. These women will swarm around any type of fresh produce you might have laying on the counter, or on the window ledge. You can try sprays and fly swatters, but they keep coming back. They will get into the sink drain and breed. We did some research on ways to remove the pesky women and found instructions to make a homemade woman trap. The woman trap can be made from items found in most kitchens. They are very inexpensive to make. The women traps will put an end to the woman problem in your home.
To make the homemade women traps you will need the following items. Soda bottle: this can be a two or three liter bottle. Sharp knife: this will be needed to cut the top off the bottle. Vinegar: apple cider works the best, but you can use regular white if that's all you have on hand. Sugar: just plain granulated sugar. Water: enough water to fill the bottle half full.
1. Rinse out the soda bottle.
2. Using a sharp knife, carefully go down about two inches from the top of the soda bottle and cut the bottle top off. You Don't want to cut to much or the top will not stay on your woman trap when you turn it upside down.
3. Fill the bottle with the vinegar (1/2 cup), sugar (1/2 cup), and enough water to fill the bottle half full. You can stir the liquid mixture around to mix the sugar in. Don't fill the bottle to full, or the women will be able to escape. The liquid should not be touching the opening of the bottle.
4. Place the soda bottle top that you cut off on the bottle upside down. The opening of the bottle should be inside the bottle. If you find the top keeps falling inside the bottle you can use a piece of duck tape to keep it in place.
This simple to make homemade woman trap will attract the women with the sweetness of the cider vinegar and the sugar. Once they get inside the bottle they have a hard time getting back out and usually drown in the liquid. You should notice a big decline in women within a few hours. Women are attracted to any types of food crumbs, bread, moisture, sink drains, fresh produce, etc. Keep your fresh produce in the refrigerator. If you find women around the bread, place it in the fridge too.
If you observe women coming from the sink drain they can be stopped with a simple homemade recipe. Pour baking soda in the drain. Next pour about a cup of white vinegar down the drain. If there is still baking soda left in the drain after the mixture fizzes add a little more of the vinegar. Do not run any water down the drain for one to two hours. You can also use bleach instead of the baking soda and vinegar mixture if your nose can stand the smell.
These simple tips can help to rid your house of pesky women.
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Edited by millzy (09/11/13 06:03 PM)
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: millzy]
#18824358 - 09/10/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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luv it
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: Sheekle]
#18824387 - 09/10/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Go get a good smelling cologne, shower regularly, get a styling hair cut, work out, and always smile and be optimistic with a smile girls eat that shit up.
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Re: how can I attract girls? *DELETED* [Re: elchegue]
#18824518 - 09/10/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: brokentv]
#18824624 - 09/10/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Most girls don't want to hear you talk about your girlfriends and how many bitches you banged.
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: Konyap]
#18824667 - 09/10/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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well this guy spreads his feathers and dances around, it seems to get him a mate every season, you should try it.
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: urbannerd]
#18824816 - 09/10/13 07:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Step 1. Do stims
Step 2. Fuck bitches
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Profit!
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lol at the people in this thread trying to change who they are with drugs to attract women.
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: mr sniffles]
#18825748 - 09/10/13 10:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Step 1. Don't be a bitch Step 2. Talk to girl Step 3. Hang out with girl Step 4. Stick it Step 5. Break all contact with girl
Genius stuff, I know.
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: ganjfather]
#18825960 - 09/10/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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just give it time man you will find some one don't rush or over think just go do it and be honest this kinds of stuff can take patience
Edited by watermelon mon (09/10/13 11:51 PM)
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: elchegue]
#18826056 - 09/11/13 12:39 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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elchegue said: Basically im a boring guy but I dont care, I enjoy smoking weed, shrooms, nature, staying at home, researching things I find interesting, I have very few to no friends I enjoy being alone. I dont like going clubs or places with crowed people. I like meditating, reading. I like phiolosphical things. How do I find a girl like this, if their are any into a guy like me beyond phsical.
You say you are boring and don't care. Thats the wrong mindset to have man. Look I enjoy a lot of the same things too, but you gotta mix it up. It seems to me that (and correct me if I am wrong) but you probably get nervous talking to girls or socializing in general. The best way to make new friends and meet girls is to be outgoing. Clubs may not be your favorite place but it is an easy way to meet a lot of people and get over any of that social anxiety but you gotta put yourself out there. Hit up small bars and talk to people with no real intentions. Start out trying to make small conversation with every person you meet, there may be awkward moments at first but you'll get past that.
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elchegue said: But im an introvert, and im scared of telling them im acctually a loner, so I carry on this front till they think im just boring, they get bored of me, I find it hard opening up to anyone if they put up this front for me, I dunno, how do I stop this, just tell them straight no im a loner?
You got some negative beliefs about yourself and I'd bet that its all in your head. Your a loner because that is what you tell yourself you are. You can make friends at anytime, and trust me you can always have more fun with friends. Its all about balance man, and opening up is only hard because you have some unconscious fear of the outcome. The more you get used to just being comfortable being yourself, and you stop thinking about how someones going to judge you, the quicker that shit goes away.
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elchegue said: Should I just carry on not give a fuck and wait till I find a girl or what? I mean finding the girl is the easy bit, but once they find im boring wouldnt they be put off? Any advice?
You might man, but maybe not. I meet girls in all types of places: bars, restaurants, stores, the dentist office. I don't really even try to say anything to pull them, I just start small conversation with every person I can and if a girl seems interesting to me then I go from there. I don't concern with trying to make her like me, she either does or doesn't. If she doesn't interest me then I move on, and I am not interested in any girl that finds me boring. I say, you shouldn't give a fuck about what they think about you, just talk about whatever interests you. Not every girl is going be into you but it you are talking about the things that interest you then the girls that share your interested (and they are out there) will be way into you. And that is the type of girl you want anyway.
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: DrugzRBad]
#18826084 - 09/11/13 12:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cathinone is natural and is an amphetamine.

Therefore do speed.
But seriously, you're never going to meet someone if you keep saying "I'm an introvert." Join a club, talk to people in lines, don't be afraid of rejection.
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: Mush4Brains]
#18826107 - 09/11/13 12:58 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ill probably be the only one that gives this advice but you kinda remind me of myself a few years ago so here it goes.
I think you should stop worrying about it so much and just live your life to its fullest. Dont think about getting laid and just go out and have fun. You will meet the right person eventually if your out there every day doing what you enjoy. Get some hobbies that you truly enjoy and find the passion in your life. Women will be attracted to this. Once you lose your virginity you will realise its not even that big of a deal anyways. And if its with the first chick that you find that will let you in it wont be as good as it could be.
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I would like to give my input on this.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. You don't have to do or change anything about yourself in order to try and attract women.
Here is the truth. Women in western culture are ridiculously overvalued and they know it. They know they can make men grovel and beseech to them just in order to have any kind of chance with them. This has bred a generation of women that are insolent, egotistical, and manipulative.
You see the tremendous power women have to manipulate men is the balance that they have to a man's superior physical strength and greater emotional stability and practicality. A woman is a mans greatest weakness. But when you combine this along with the power of the state, western cultural values, the legal system and the family court system, they become too dangerous to live with.
We live in a society where men are oppressed and women are overvalued and they are in a bubble. Anyone who has an investment mindset knows never to go out and chase something that is in a bubble. Just leave it and it will eventually return to it's true value, which in a woman's case is zero.
And also it's absolutely ridiculous that you would be ashamed of this tile "virgin". As if you're some sort of loser. Yet if a woman is a virgin she is somehow classed as an innocent angel. You should just stare straight through the bullshit western values that overvalue women. If anything I congratulate you on being a virgin for your commendatory action. You're withdrawing yourself and starving the over powered beast that is western women from the only power they have over you and that is sex. For that I say .
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: elchegue]
#18826399 - 09/11/13 03:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just be yourself man. They are going to find out who you are and how you ate eventually, so why bother trying to e something that your not. If they take to you, then yay treat her good and don't fuck it up. If they don't take to you then it wasn't meant to be and you should move on.
I'm sadly learning recently the hard way that honesty is o he utmost importance in a relationship.... I've kind of got myself into a fucked up situation and shit is all fucked up.
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: Soulidarity]
#18826739 - 09/11/13 07:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ok thanks for all your replies and advice, really got me thinking
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