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Offlineelchegue
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how can I attract girls?
    #18823869 - 09/10/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

How can I attract a girl with my boring life?


Im 18 never had a gf, im a virgin. although have had some oppertunities, girls say im good looking but its like I got a hidden personality, girls smile at me in public.

Basically im a boring guy but I dont care, I enjoy smoking weed, shrooms, nature, staying at home, researching things I find interesting, I have very few to no friends I enjoy being alone. I dont like going clubs or places with crowed people. I like meditating, reading. I like phiolosphical things. How do I find a girl like this, if their are any into a guy like me beyond phsical.
The problem is the way my outside and the I dress doesnt suit my personality, I dress in nice jeans, nice t, nice adidas trainers, casual trendy I take care of my apperence work out pretty built, everything. ... Girls always ask me how many gf ive had or they thing im out going and have loads of friends.

But im an introvert, and im scared of telling them im acctually a loner, so I carry on this front till they think im just boring, they get bored of me, I find it hard opening up to anyone if they put up this front for me, I dunno, how do I stop this, just tell them straight no im a loner?

Should I just carry on not give a fuck and wait till I find a girl or what?
I mean finding the girl is the easy bit, but once they find im boring wouldnt they be put off?
Any advice?


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don't believe everything you read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln


Edited by elchegue (09/10/13 03:25 PM)


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OfflineMisterSandman
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: elchegue]
    #18823884 - 09/10/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Do some speed, it works for me.


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InvisibleHarri


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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: elchegue]
    #18823890 - 09/10/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

it'll happen, are currently you going to college? if not that's a good place to meet like minded people.


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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: elchegue] * 1
    #18823893 - 09/10/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Get sum coke for self esteem and get like 100 $1 dollar bills.

Get a couple $100 notes and make them into a role of bills with the couple hundreds on the outer most side.

Snort dat cawk approach chick you want to fuck and ask if you can buy her a drink by casually reaching for your bill roll and pulling out the first $100 note showing the second and making the impression that you have like 10-15K on you.

Chicks dig that shit, she'll suck your dick and gonna be pissed when realizes you scammed her for pussy :lol:

Man I should write a book with my advice


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InvisibleGilgamesh18
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18823899 - 09/10/13 03:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

MisterSandman said:
Do some speed, it works for me.



:bigyesnod:


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InvisibleHarri


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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: mellowparty]
    #18823903 - 09/10/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Seriously but not really at all, listen to this guy^


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InvisibleGilgamesh18
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: Harri]
    #18823913 - 09/10/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

When I am on stimulants I am IN THE ZONE AND I CAN SCORE WITH ANYONE I WANT!!! FUCK YEA!!!!!!


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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: elchegue] * 4
    #18823918 - 09/10/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I heard lots of Axe body spray works wonders.


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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: mellowparty]
    #18823925 - 09/10/13 03:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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mellowparty said:
Get sum coke for self esteem and get like 100 $1 dollar bills.

Get a couple $100 notes and make them into a role of bills with the couple hundreds on the outer most side.

Snort dat cawk approach chick you want to fuck and ask if you can buy her a drink by casually reaching for your bill roll and pulling out the first $100 note showing the second and making the impression that you have like 10-15K on you.

Chicks dig that shit, she'll suck your dick and gonna be pissed when realizes you scammed her for pussy :lol:

Man I should write a book with my advice



This, and make sure you aim for someone who looks at least five years older than you, with slightly excessive makeup and a short skirt or cutoffs. Leave one $100 bill on the nightstand after, and as you get up to go to the bathroom, ask her gently if she could leave before your wife gets back from her shift. Works every time!


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Offlinemellowparty
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #18823927 - 09/10/13 03:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm smooth as melted butter when I'm on some xanax. I've got some serious flow on benzos if I haven't taken too many.


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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: Harri] * 3
    #18823928 - 09/10/13 03:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

And pop your fucking collar too, OP. Oh, also lift. Skip the leg days.


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InvisibleGilgamesh18
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: Niffla]
    #18823932 - 09/10/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Niffla said:
And pop your fucking collar too, OP. Oh, also lift. Skip the leg days.



Damn straight


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OfflineMisterSandman
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: Gilgamesh18]
    #18823939 - 09/10/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Gilgamesh18 said:
Quote:

MisterSandman said:
Do some speed, it works for me.



:bigyesnod:



Quote:

Gilgamesh18 said:
When I am on stimulants I am IN THE ZONE AND I CAN SCORE WITH ANYONE I WANT!!! FUCK YEA!!!!!!




For real, I sling dick left and right on stims. It's almost too easy. Women love confidence.


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Offlineelchegue
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18823945 - 09/10/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Thanks for the advice, but I dont like stimulants the closest ive taken is mephadrone and I dont like that type of high, I stick to weed and naturals, alcohol, tobacco. I  dont want to be taking drugs to be talkin with girls


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don't believe everything you read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln


Edited by elchegue (09/10/13 03:37 PM)


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InvisibleGilgamesh18
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18823946 - 09/10/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

MisterSandman said:
Quote:

Gilgamesh18 said:
Quote:

MisterSandman said:
Do some speed, it works for me.



:bigyesnod:



Quote:

Gilgamesh18 said:
When I am on stimulants I am IN THE ZONE AND I CAN SCORE WITH ANYONE I WANT!!! FUCK YEA!!!!!!




For real, I sling dick left and right on stims. It's almost too easy. Women love confidence.



That they do I actually recently just got laid for the first time and I wil give the credit to the stims.


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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: elchegue]
    #18823992 - 09/10/13 03:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Flex.


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: elchegue] * 3
    #18824012 - 09/10/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Try making friends with girls you're not attracted to, to get yourself used to the idea they're just regular people. If you set them up in your mind as being unapproachable then you will act weird around them and they will probably be weirded out by that.


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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: elchegue] * 1
    #18824028 - 09/10/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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elchegue said:
Thanks for the advice, but I dont like stimulants the closest ive taken is mephadrone and I dont like that type of high, I stick to weed and naturals, alcohol, tobacco. I  dont want to be taking drugs to be talkin with girls




There's your problem. You're close minded to trying new things and you never come out of your comfort zone, you're self righteous and you don't allow people to approach you and you don't open up to anyone. Speed does and will help, that said, it's not your only option but hell, it really does help. No doubt about it. Your ideals are self self self. You must try something new and come out of your comfort zone by approaching a girl and letting her lead you onto a topic and ask lots of questions because you are genuinely interested.

As for your "natural" position on psychoactive substances, it is flawed and wholly self centered.


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Offlineganjfather
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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: psi]
    #18824035 - 09/10/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Have you tried not being a shy, boring, virgin? :shrug:


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Re: how can I attract girls? [Re: ganjfather]
    #18824117 - 09/10/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I wouldn't suggest taking stimulants to talk to girls that is not a good idea. I have never seen someone on stims smooth talk a bitch, they are usually rolling balls and think they can spit game but their arm pits are dripping sweat! Xanax is smooth but as you said you don't want to do drugs other than naturals; which is good!

Are you in college?
you could join some clubs or some shit if so.

It's not like your going to go out to the grocery store and bring back a girl so your going to have to go out and do shit.

take some classes at a community college if your not in college yet.

Find some friends also, that's the best way to go out and enjoy yourself. During the week I just go to class and kick it at my apartment and the weekends I go out with friends.. makes a pretty chill balanced life imo


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