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vinsue
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Toys...
#18823801 - 09/10/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kid finds mums dildo.
Is this an acceptable child's toy?
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shivas.wisdom
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Re: Toys... [Re: vinsue]
#18823839 - 09/10/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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irresponsible parents--where is cps in this case?
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jewunit
Brutal!


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Re: Toys... [Re: vinsue] 2
#18823849 - 09/10/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Damn, she is really fucking hot. And that's a huge dildo.
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



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Re: Toys... [Re: jewunit] 1
#18823855 - 09/10/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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This reminds me I need new batteries for my vibrator.
I was running around the house the other day like a drug fiend, opening everything that took AA batteries. Took me a few times before I found the newer ones.... you can tell in the buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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KremrBigSikter
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Batteries? We're living in the future, there should be a usb port on that thing for charging it like everything else. I don't want to imagine what happens when some poor soul runs out of battery on a long train ride or something.
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



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I wish my vibrator plugged into the wall, id never leave the house!
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GreySatyr
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HOT mama!!!
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jewunit
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Amazon delivers any of your needs regularly. It's pretty awesome actually. Just have them bring you batteries and you're set.
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Synthe
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Re: Toys... [Re: vinsue]
#18824061 - 09/10/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
vinsue said: Kid finds mums dildo.
Is this an acceptable child's toy?
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Why did you need an entire thread for my post heheh
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The5thElement
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Man one time when I was like 16 or something I ended up finding a giant bag of weed in my parents room. So I took like a little nug or whatever right, so then the next day I'm like shit! I'm going to grab some more.
So I go back into their room and the bags missing, so I'm searching around and eventually what I found was a medium sized plastic container filled with like dildos and lube and wierd looking toys I've never even seen before, shit was wack.
I didn't even find that giant bag of weed neither, just the giant box of gross plastic cocks and weird butt plugs and stuff
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



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Post deleted by VivaLaMushieReason for deletion: Don't want my mother in law to ever come cross this if she is snooping on me.
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The5thElement
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The one I seen was white and had veins and like the balls were kinda only half formed so like it was weird man.
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



Registered: 07/23/12
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Yeah my "realistic dong " dildo I have has veins and little balls hahaha its the weirdest thing. I never use it though, its only 6 inches but it hurts.
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SoreSpore
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Re: Toys... [Re: vinsue]
#18824162 - 09/10/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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DAMN! That dildo is like 16 inches
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Shroomopotamus
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



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That's a lesbians dildo.
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SoreSpore
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Quote:
VivaLaMushie said: That's a lesbians dildo.
What qualifies it as such?
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Shroomopotamus
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Quote:
SoreSpore said:
Quote:
VivaLaMushie said: That's a lesbians dildo.
What qualifies it as such?
The fact that it's designed for 2.
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SoreSpore
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It could be used by straight, bi and even transgendered. You guys are so sexist for saying it is a lesbian dildo, homophobes.
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The5thElement
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Quote:
VivaLaMushie said: its only 6 inches but it hurts.
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