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Invisiblevinsue
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Toys...
    #18823801 - 09/10/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Kid finds mums dildo.



Is this an acceptable child's toy?


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Re: Toys... [Re: vinsue]
    #18823839 - 09/10/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

irresponsible parents--where is cps in this case?


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Invisiblejewunit
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Re: Toys... [Re: vinsue] * 2
    #18823849 - 09/10/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Damn, she is really fucking hot. And that's a huge dildo.


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Re: Toys... [Re: jewunit] * 1
    #18823855 - 09/10/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This reminds me I need new batteries for my vibrator.

I was running around the house the other day like a drug fiend, opening everything that took AA batteries. Took me a few times before I found the newer ones.... you can tell in the buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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Re: Toys... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18823889 - 09/10/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Batteries? We're living in the future, there should be a usb port on that thing for charging it like everything else. I don't want to imagine what happens when some poor soul runs out of battery on a long train ride or something.


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Re: Toys... [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #18823897 - 09/10/13 03:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I wish my vibrator plugged into the wall, id never leave the house!


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Re: Toys... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18824009 - 09/10/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

HOT mama!!!


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Re: Toys... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18824056 - 09/10/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Amazon delivers any of your needs regularly. It's pretty awesome actually. Just have them bring you batteries and you're set.


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Re: Toys... [Re: vinsue]
    #18824061 - 09/10/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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vinsue said:
Kid finds mums dildo.



Is this an acceptable child's toy?


:casket: . . . :peace:



Why did you need an entire thread for my post heheh


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Re: Toys... [Re: GreySatyr]
    #18824073 - 09/10/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Man one time when I was like 16 or something I ended up finding a giant bag of weed in my parents room. So I took like a little nug or whatever right, so then the next day I'm like shit! I'm going to grab some more.


So I go back into their room and the bags missing, so I'm searching around  and eventually what I found was a medium sized plastic container filled with like dildos and lube and wierd looking toys I've never even seen before, shit was wack.

I didn't even find that giant bag of weed neither, just the giant box of gross plastic cocks and weird butt plugs and stuff :sad:


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Re: Toys... *DELETED* [Re: The5thElement]
    #18824106 - 09/10/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Post deleted by VivaLaMushie

Reason for deletion: Don't want my mother in law to ever come cross this if she is snooping on me.



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Re: Toys... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18824123 - 09/10/13 04:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

The one I seen was white and had veins and like the balls were kinda only half formed so like it was weird man.


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Re: Toys... [Re: The5thElement]
    #18824136 - 09/10/13 04:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah my "realistic dong " dildo I have has veins and little balls hahaha its the weirdest thing. I never use it though, its only 6 inches but it hurts.


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Re: Toys... [Re: vinsue]
    #18824162 - 09/10/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

DAMN! That dildo is like 16 inches


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Re: Toys... [Re: SoreSpore] * 2
    #18824195 - 09/10/13 04:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:whacker:


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Re: Toys... [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18824215 - 09/10/13 04:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That's a lesbians dildo.


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Re: Toys... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18824236 - 09/10/13 04:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
That's a lesbians dildo.



What qualifies it as such?


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Re: Toys... [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18824241 - 09/10/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

SoreSpore said:
Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
That's a lesbians dildo.



What qualifies it as such?



The fact that it's designed for 2.


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Re: Toys... [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
    #18824265 - 09/10/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It could be used by straight, bi and even transgendered. You guys are so sexist for saying it is a lesbian dildo, homophobes.


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Re: Toys... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18826344 - 09/11/13 02:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

VivaLaMushie said:
its only 6 inches but it hurts.







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