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$200 hand job... *UPDATED* (page 7 on default settings)
#18823709 - 09/10/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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so as I'm chillin on break at work (McDs inside of Walmart) one of my coworkers who works the night shift at Walmart as well just informed me some guy that works at one of the cash registers at Walmart has such a big crush on me he will pay $200 for a hand job and even willing to go as far as purchasing a car for me for a couple blow jobs! WTF?! Lol, I'm not homophobic or anything, but I'm a little freaked out someone is willing to go this far, and probably has eyes on me throughout half my shift.
So a question for all the straight males on the forum... What would you do? How would you handle this situation?
Edited by zee007 (09/10/13 11:17 PM)
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
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Are you a girl?
Thats creepy as hell. Sexual harassment even
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Do it. You know you wanna.
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Herbologist said: Are you a girl?
Thats creepy as hell. Sexual harassment even
some people are so sensative... 
lolz OP do you need a car?
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I'm a guy.. What makes the situation even creepier is that he knows i need a car, wtf!???
Edited by zee007 (09/10/13 02:49 PM)
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Sexual harassment. Lawsuit?
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gay for pay, might be a bit awkward.
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seeing as how he referenced homophobia and directed the question to the straight males of the forum aaand has selected the male character icon--probably safe to say he is female
mad creepy though, rp--i've been offered 50$ to let a guy suck my dick and i said no--but 200$...
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Kinko]
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Kinko said:
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Herbologist said: Are you a girl?
Thats creepy as hell. Sexual harassment even
some people are so sensative... 
lolz OP do you need a car?
Its not me being sensitive. Sounds like this may be your typical tendency to people you like.
OP.. Thats like worse idk.
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I'd do it. Think of all the big macs you could get
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I would be skeptical since the message is going through a third party. If the guy himself brings it up, tell him that you don't want to complain to management but you will if he brings it up again.
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Quote:
Herbologist said:
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Kinko said:
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Herbologist said: Are you a girl?
Thats creepy as hell. Sexual harassment even
some people are so sensative... 
lolz OP do you need a car?
Its not me being sensitive. Sounds like this may be your typical tendency to people you like.
this has happened to me before , it gives me a good laugh to know people would pay to touch me :O lololol but like i said some people get butthurt and think its sexual harassment :O lolol
OP.. Thats like worse idk.
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Doesn't sexual harassment lawsuits only work when the person doing the sexual harassing is a boss of sorts?
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fee]
#18823744 - 09/10/13 02:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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No, it can be anyone I'm pretty sure.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fee]
#18823746 - 09/10/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pretty much. Unless he reports it to a boss and it continues afterwards.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fee] 2
#18823749 - 09/10/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fee said: Doesn't sexual harassment lawsuits only work when the person doing the sexual harassing is a boss of sorts?
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Kinko]
#18823759 - 09/10/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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No I do believe I am right.
See I said lawsuit. He obviously can get him fired but can't sue over that. Not until he reports it and it continues like shlong said.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007] 13
#18823763 - 09/10/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Swallow your pride (among other things) and take the free car.
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#18823768 - 09/10/13 03:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ha ha. He works at Walmart yo. I sucking a dick worth a chevette? Quit being gay, get a better job, and buy a nice car.
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anyone else wish they were offered 200 dollars by a stranger to jerk them off?
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Heresay evidence will not a lawsuit make. If the person himself makes a direct approach that involves a description of a sexual act, it would be different. Cold soliciting specific sex from coworkers, especially one's you don't know well is very dangerous from a legal standpoint.
BTW the sex/gender of the parties involved doesn't matter.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Old Pokey]
#18823842 - 09/10/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah this other guy could well have made the whole thing up for the lols.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fee]
#18823868 - 09/10/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Informant has just showed me pics he is a 35 year old Hispanic dude, I'm only 19 (20 in October) ..
OP, may, be updated with pics.
Edited by zee007 (09/10/13 03:26 PM)
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: psi]
#18823874 - 09/10/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sexual advances are not necessarily sexual harassment either. Either an "adverse employment action" has to have been taken on the basis of sex/gender/refusal to comply with advances, or it needs to be a "hostile work environment" such that it "alters the terms of employment." For a hostile work environment claim, the harassment needs to be "severe or pervasive."
A one-time sexual advance almost never meets that burden.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: psi] 2
#18823883 - 09/10/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hold on.
SO he wants to give you blowjobs for a car or the opposite???
Handjob, I dunno, where a gloves.
You know what? Are you a whore?
That 200$ will be spent on buying drugs so you forget how you made that 200$ and the car will be cursed.
Worse of all, the idiot is gonna go and tell everybody.
I you plan on being a whore, cash in hard. 500$ a handjob
Or better yet, tell him you'll screw him for the car if he buys it before. Then when he wants to have sex tell him, fuck no, he'll be like what? we had a deal!!! Then you be like, yeah, I just screwed you out of a car.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Patlal] 1
#18823895 - 09/10/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
I you plan on being a whore, cash in hard. 500$ a handjob
Use the cash as a glove while you're doing it.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
#18823908 - 09/10/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've had some random dude on the internet who I talked to like once offer to pay me like $600 to meet up and suck my dick. I was like fuck that shit, weird internet creeper
That's weird as fuck your co-worker would go to the extent of buying you a car over a couple of blowjobs. I'd feel as if there's some sort of alternate motive behind that, I mean really he's willing to drop a few grand over a few BJ's? How well do you know this guy? He's just like some complete stranger who has this infatuation with you, and is telling other people these strange things to tell you for him?
I don't think I'd fuck with any of that man 
This isn't some anti-gay shit either I mean if you actually knew this dude and whatever then hey whatever, the whole buying you a car thing is still weird as shit.
I don't think I'd give someone a handjob if I didn't want too, unless there was like a 100% guaranteed really significant reward waiting for me afterwards. Not worth giving some 35 year old stranger a handjob over 200 bucks (which you aren't even certain you'll be getting afterwards anyway)
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Totally not worth it even for the car IMO. Money or a car will only last so long, but the memories of whoredom will last a lifetime.
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#18823938 - 09/10/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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He should do it just so he'll have a cool story to tell his kids someday.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fee]
#18823947 - 09/10/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fee said: Do it. You know you wanna.
Yup take the car
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
#18823951 - 09/10/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enlil said: He should do it just so he'll have a cool story to tell his kids someday.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Sheekle]
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Soooo much i want to say to all these replies but I am pretty busy working. Just to set some things straight, my co worker is not the one offering he is the informant. I did not say i was going through with this either, but being broke and all, to be completely honest i have waves of temptation the more i think about it. Already out of time....
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: psi]
#18823971 - 09/10/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If someone would buy me a car worth at least $10 000 I would probably let them suck my dick twice for that
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
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He's as cashier at Walmart, you are going to end up giving whatever money he gives you back when the police come and arrest him... No one working at Walmart would be able to save up $200.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
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Enlil said: Swallow your pride (among other things) and take the free car.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
#18823983 - 09/10/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think you might as well do it and get the car too. Then again, I'm not the one in the position and if I was my answer would most likely be no or hell no.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fee]
#18823989 - 09/10/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fee said: Doesn't sexual harassment lawsuits only work when the person doing the sexual harassing is a boss of sorts?
Apparently a couple of employees emailed some coworker some bondage, 2.6 MILLION was payed to the 4 sexual harassment victims...
May as well complain about it
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: GreySatyr]
#18824003 - 09/10/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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It seems this guy may confront me while I close my store tonight, I'm feeling so sick to my stomach right now...
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
#18824006 - 09/10/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Get it on tape and sue
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fee said: Get it on tape and sue
They're not co-workers though, but regardless if he could get him in trouble for like attempted solicitation or something
you've gotta keep in mind the dudes prolly just real lonely or something lol you don't gotta fuck him over just cuz he wants a blowjob and has no social skills
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
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If I didn't need the money I wouldn't do it (but you couldn't convince me to wash your car for money if I didn't need money) but if I badly needed the money I could give the handjob . The blowjob might be a little different, I could possibly ease myself into it but the experience would probably be burnt into the back of my mind for the rest of my life
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
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This post is the first step towards you coming out of the closet and accepting that you are a gay.
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gulper2323 said: If I didn't need the money I wouldn't do it (but you couldn't convince me to wash your car for money if I didn't need money) but if I badly needed the money I could give the handjob . The blowjob might be a little different, I could possibly ease myself into it but the experience would probably be burnt into the back of my mind for the rest of my life 
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Sheekle said: I've had some random dude on the internet who I talked to like once offer to pay me like $600 to meet up and suck my dick. I was like fuck that shit, weird internet creeper

The offer still stands
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
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zee007 said: It seems this guy may confront me while I close my store tonight, I'm feeling so sick to my stomach right now...
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
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zee007 said: It seems this guy may confront me while I close my store tonight, I'm feeling so sick to my stomach right now...
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#18824062 - 09/10/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You mean get it on tape so you can jerk off to it later?
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Patlal]
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We all have our own motives here
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Hell no!
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
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zee007 said: It seems this guy may confront me while I close my store tonight, I'm feeling so sick to my stomach right now...
If that happens you beat his ass into the pavement.
well it's not like the guy is being mean or anything he just sounds like someone who doesn't know how to talk to others
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Sheekle]
#18824105 - 09/10/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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zee007 said: It seems this guy may confront me while I close my store tonight, I'm feeling so sick to my stomach right now...
If that happens you beat his ass into the pavement.
well it's not like the guy is being mean or anything he just sounds like someone who doesn't know how to talk to others
A gay guy hitting on a straight guy isn't necessarily mean but it will get his ass beat.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue] 4
#18824116 - 09/10/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm straight and if a gay guy hits on me I don't think "dur dis guy likes ding songs and thinks I'm sexy, I needs to punch his face".
Sounds like a stupid reason to get into fight to me.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
#18824119 - 09/10/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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A gay guy hitting on a straight guy isn't necessarily mean but it will get his ass beat.
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#18824121 - 09/10/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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you work at a mcdonalds. inside a walmart. I am having trouble processing such horror.
the rest of the story I feel, completely pales in comparison
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the rest of the story I feel, completely pales in comparison
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fee]
#18824127 - 09/10/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fee said: I'm straight and if a gay guy hits on me I don't think "dur dis guy likes ding songs and thinks I'm sexy, I needs to punch his face".
Sounds like a stupid reason to get into fight to me.
That level of personal violation and disrespect is so high I think it's it's a perfectly good reason.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
#18824131 - 09/10/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hitting on someone is the opposite of disrespect
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
#18824132 - 09/10/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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do you suppose all males should carry around a neon sign specifying whether or not they're okay with getting hit on by other guys? if somebody goes over the line despite the other person making it clear they're not cool with it that's one thing I guess, but otherwise I see no good reason to kick someone's ass
I mean, this situation in particular is pretty strange but I don't know man
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fee]
#18824138 - 09/10/13 04:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fee said: I'm straight and if a gay guy hits on me I don't think "dur dis guy likes ding songs and thinks I'm sexy, I needs to punch his face".
Sounds like a stupid reason to get into fight to me.
lol yes this is a good way to put it
I mean maybe muistrue has a different definition of "hitting on someone" I dunno
the guy in OP's story does sound creeper
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fee]
#18824146 - 09/10/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fee said: Hitting on someone is the opposite of disrespect
A gay guy hitting on a straight guy is akin to a personal attack.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Sheekle]
#18824148 - 09/10/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Are you seriously asking what you should do? 
umm well that's fucking gay as shit and fucking weird! A dude trying to whore himself out to you means you stay the fuck away.
and idk why u'd ever think he'd by you a car... he'd prob use you and fuck u in the ass after..
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue] 3
#18824150 - 09/10/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fee said: Hitting on someone is the opposite of disrespect
A gay guy hitting on a straight guy is akin to a personal attack.

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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Sheekle]
#18824172 - 09/10/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can't believe you guys would be cool with someone disrespecting you like that. So you think the OP should just let this guy treat him like that without doing anything about it?
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themusicofzann said: anyone else wish they were offered 200 dollars by a stranger to jerk them off?
I don't think I would wish for it... but I have done worse (nonsexual) jobs for a lot less money. I mean that's 200 bucks for maybe 5 minutes work.
I'd jerk a dude off for 200 bucks.
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#18824178 - 09/10/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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He should politely decline the offer. What would you think is appropriate?
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
#18824179 - 09/10/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If its just words then yes.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: 4runner] 3
#18824183 - 09/10/13 04:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You know what OP. You already work a shitty job with a shitty corporation, just go a jerk off this idiot, grab the cash and store that memory in the "never to be opened again" part of your mind.
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#18824184 - 09/10/13 04:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You should do it during one of your 20-min. breaks at work. If he's so hot for you it won't take more than a few minutes. That'll leave you time to eat a Big Mac before it's time to get back to work. (Don't worry about washing your hands first.)
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
#18824189 - 09/10/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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It would be pretty gay if you turned down a free blowjob in return for a car.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
#18824190 - 09/10/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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muistrue said: I can't believe you guys would be cool with someone disrespecting you like that. So you think the OP should just let this guy treat him like that without doing anything about it?
Maybe we have vastly different definitions of "hitting on someone".
I mean, in OP's case in specific yes I think the guy is a bit creepy and if he starts treating OP as if he's some sort of fuckdoll and putting heavy pressure on him into getting paid for sex then yeah I think that is quite disrespectful.
But in any normal situation of dudes hitting on each other then I fail to see the disrespect in there
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Sheekle]
#18824196 - 09/10/13 04:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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muistrue said: I can't believe you guys would be cool with someone disrespecting you like that. So you think the OP should just let this guy treat him like that without doing anything about it?
Maybe we have vastly different definitions of "hitting on someone".
I mean, in OP's case in specific yes I think the guy is a bit creepy and if he starts treating OP as if he's some sort of fuckdoll and putting heavy pressure on him into getting paid for sex then yeah I think that is quite disrespectful.
But in any normal situation of dudes hitting on each other then I fail to see the disrespect in there
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
#18824209 - 09/10/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fee said: Hitting on someone is the opposite of disrespect
A gay guy hitting on a straight guy is akin to a personal attack.
Either troll, or retard, or really homophobic.
Wait, scratch that. I think you secretly want the dick but you're too afraid to admit so you try to act all tough (like a "real man") to compensate for it. Shhhh it's gonna be okay, we love you for who you are.
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muistrue said:
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fee said: Hitting on someone is the opposite of disrespect
A gay guy hitting on a straight guy is akin to a personal attack.
Either troll, or retard, or really homophobic.
Wait, scratch that. I think you secretly want the dick but you're too afraid to admit so you try to act all tough (like a "real man") to compensate for it. Shhhh it's gonna be okay, we love you for who you are.

I don't think there's anything wrong with being gay at all but hitting on straight guys and offering money and cars for it is bullshit and I wouldn't tolerate it.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
#18824242 - 09/10/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah I agree, that's pretty weird, but it's not really what you said here :
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
#18824244 - 09/10/13 04:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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muistrue said: I wouldn't tolerate it.
At least you admit your intolerance...
So what exactly would you do to stop it?
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Anyone who proposes violence as a reasonable reaction to a homosexual advance is probably a closeted homosexual himself. Otherwise, I see no reason for such a passionate response to something so harmless.
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muistrue said: If that happens you beat his ass into the pavement.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
#18824288 - 09/10/13 05:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enlil said: Anyone who proposes violence as a reasonable reaction to a homosexual advance is probably a closeted homosexual himself. Otherwise, I see no reason for such a passionate response to something so harmless.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
#18824297 - 09/10/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enlil said: Anyone who proposes violence as a reasonable reaction to a homosexual advance is probably a closeted homosexual himself. Otherwise, I see no reason for such a passionate response to something so harmless.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
#18824318 - 09/10/13 05:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enlil said: Anyone who proposes violence as a reasonable reaction to a homosexual advance is probably a closeted homosexual himself. Otherwise, I see no reason for such a passionate response to something so harmless.
That response was to the OP wondering what he should do if the guy who's been sexually harassing him at work confronted him after work. I stand by what I said.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
#18824329 - 09/10/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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So, then answer my original question. What, exactly, would be your response to a homosexual hitting on you and "disrespecting" you?
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
#18824343 - 09/10/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enlil said: So, then answer my original question. What, exactly, would be your response to a homosexual hitting on you and "disrespecting" you?
I wouldn't resort to violence if some random guy hit on me once, I would laugh that off, but that's not what we're discussing in this thread. The dudes being harassed so bad that his stomach is upset because he has reason to believe this guy is going to continue that harassment after work. If that happened I would do as I said, beat his ass into the pavement.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
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muistrue said: I wouldn't resort to violence if some random guy hit on me once, I would laugh that off, but that's not what we're discussing in this thread. The dudes being harassed so bad that his stomach is upset because he has reason to believe this guy is going to continue that harassment after work. If that happened I would do as I said, beat his ass into the pavement.
You would resort to the action of violence because of how someone made you feel? That's how toddlers and tweenagers act.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
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Well that makes a lot more sense than what you said here:
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muistrue said: A gay guy hitting on a straight guy isn't necessarily mean but it will get his ass beat.
There's a difference between hitting on somebody and harassing somebody like in OP's situation
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
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The guy hasn't said a single word to the OP yet...
Methinks you protest too much.
Also this:
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: SoreSpore]
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muistrue said: I wouldn't resort to violence if some random guy hit on me once, I would laugh that off, but that's not what we're discussing in this thread. The dudes being harassed so bad that his stomach is upset because he has reason to believe this guy is going to continue that harassment after work. If that happened I would do as I said, beat his ass into the pavement.
You would resort to the action of violence because of how someone made you feel? That's how toddlers and tweenagers act.
No, being sexually harassed in the workplace then that harassment continuing outside of work is more than someone making you feel bad that's a personal attack and asking to get your ass beat.
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Would you beat a woman who sexually harassed you?
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
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Enlil said: Would you beat a woman who sexually harassed you?
Why are you asking questions that have nothing to do with what we're discussing here? This thread is about a grown man harassing another grown man.
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I'm trying to find out if it's the harassment or the HOMOSEXUAL aspect of it that incites so much violence within you.
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gulper2323 said: If I didn't need the money I wouldn't do it (but you couldn't convince me to wash your car for money if I didn't need money) but if I badly needed the money I could give the handjob . The blowjob might be a little different, I could possibly ease myself into it but the experience would probably be burnt into the back of my mind for the rest of my life 
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
#18824413 - 09/10/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enlil said: I'm trying to find out if it's the harassment or the HOMOSEXUAL aspect of it that incites so much violence within you.
Harassment of any kind towards me, sexual or not, would result in a direct confrontation with that person which could then escalate into a physical confrontation.
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Hey a mouth is a mouth is a mouth. Right?
Although i must say the thought of some hairy mexican guy's mustache tickling my junk is... Disconcerting to say the least.
Just close your eyes, lay back, and let the free stuff pile up.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue] 2
#18824425 - 09/10/13 05:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I see, so it's like Sore Spore said....You react with violence when someone hurts your feelings. You should work on that, kid. Life's gonna throw you into a lot of situations where people harass you about all kinds of things. You're gonna spend a lot of time in jail if you don't find a way to let that shit roll off your back...or at least respond in a socially acceptable manner.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: ClockCode]
#18824433 - 09/10/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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ClockCode said: Hey a mouth is a mouth is a mouth. Right?
Although i must say the thought of some hairy mexican guy's mustache tickling my junk is... Disconcerting to say the least.
Just close your eyes, lay back, and let the free stuff pile up.
the guy wants OP to do the sucking
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Sheekle]
#18824450 - 09/10/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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ClockCode said: Hey a mouth is a mouth is a mouth. Right?
Although i must say the thought of some hairy mexican guy's mustache tickling my junk is... Disconcerting to say the least.
Just close your eyes, lay back, and let the free stuff pile up.
the guy wants OP to do the sucking
Actually he didn't specify.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
#18824453 - 09/10/13 05:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enlil said: I see, so it's like Sore Spore said....You react with violence when someone hurts your feelings. You should work on that, kid. Life's gonna throw you into a lot of situations where people harass you about all kinds of things. You're gonna spend a lot of time in jail if you don't find a way to let that shit roll off your back...or at least respond in a socially acceptable manner.
You're twisting things. We're not talking just about someone's feelings getting hurt, we're talking about harassment. And even then I didn't say I would automatically react with violence I said I would confront the harasser which could then possibly escalate to violence. And I'm no kid, I've been around for a while and know how to handle myself and the consequences of my actions.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
#18824457 - 09/10/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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We're talking about words...that's it...just words.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
#18824462 - 09/10/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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muistrue said: And I'm no kid, I've been around for a while and know how to handle myself and the consequences of my actions.
You are coming off as a very aggressive, immature adult. The only "adults" I know that act in this manner are frat guys.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: SoreSpore] 1
#18824468 - 09/10/13 05:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ya know OP. you just might have stumbled upon a lucrative business. Tell the guy that you'll give a hand job to any gay men he knows for 200$ each. See how much you can make out of that shit
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: SoreSpore]
#18824505 - 09/10/13 05:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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muistrue said: And I'm no kid, I've been around for a while and know how to handle myself and the consequences of my actions.
You are coming off as a very aggressive, immature adult. The only "adults" I know that act in this manner are frat guys.
That's fine but if you met me you would find I'm one of the chillest people around but I don't allow myself to be harassed or disrespected in any way. No one should.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
#18824536 - 09/10/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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There's nothing more "chill" than pounding someone to the pavement...
Kai was totally chill, too...
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
#18824584 - 09/10/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enlil said: There's nothing more "chill" than pounding someone to the pavement...
Kai was totally chill, too...
You can still be chill while you lay down the dick
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zee i hope you get out of this either wealthier or not raped and in a basement.
both of those would be good, i guess.
such an odd predicament
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Patlal] 1
#18824623 - 09/10/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Ya know OP. you just might have stumbled upon a lucrative business. Tell the guy that you'll give a hand job to any gay men he knows for 200$ each. See how much you can make out of that shit
Don't forget all the cars for blowjobs, maybe DSSB for a house
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What you could also do OP is to tell the middle man that you'll jerk the guy for free. Then when he comes to see you with a big smile, tell him to fuck off.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
#18824799 - 09/10/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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zee007 said: I'm a guy.. What makes the situation even creepier is that he knows i need a car, wtf!???
Hes willing to buy you a car, but works at a wallmart as a cashier?
Sounds a bit fishy to me.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Patlal]
#18824830 - 09/10/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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are you sure your coworkers is not messing with you op I have no problem with gay people and a hand job/blow job is no big deal but the guy sounds like a freak and probably has problems if he asked me I would just be like wouldn't hurt his feelings damn that's some awkward shit I whish you luck zee
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: BIGS]
#18824832 - 09/10/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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BIGS said:
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zee007 said: I'm a guy.. What makes the situation even creepier is that he knows i need a car, wtf!???
Hes willing to buy you a car, but works at a wallmart as a cashier?
Sounds a bit fishy to me.
Maybe he meant an old shitty car.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: psi]
#18824866 - 09/10/13 07:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: SoreSpore] 2
#18824874 - 09/10/13 07:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Idk
Maybe he meant an old shitty car?
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Sheekle]
#18825469 - 09/10/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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watermelon mon said: are you sure your coworkers is not messing with you op
that's a good question
a question that may be forever unanswered
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rp is probably out earning a car
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
#18825563 - 09/10/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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zee007 said: So a question for all the straight males on the forum... What would you do? How would you handle this situation?
start flirting with this person. draw it out a bit like a chick. give him your number in a like a week, tell him you should have a beer or something sometime. then, when you get him alone, away from work, punch him in his faggot face.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: broken] 4
#18825667 - 09/10/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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closed veil said:
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zee007 said: So a question for all the straight males on the forum... What would you do? How would you handle this situation?
start flirting with this person. draw it out a bit like a chick. give him your number in a like a week, tell him you should have a beer or something sometime. then, when you get him alone, away from work, punch him in his faggot face.
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So did OP swallow some spunk er what?
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Patlal]
#18825814 - 09/10/13 10:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Okay... I've been dying to give a proper response to all these posts. Finally home! This is basically my synopsis, overall thoughts/opinions of this situation/thread.
First off I'll clear up some confusion. Also a bit of updated info after questioning my co-worker all day.
Co-Worker: -Middle man -not gay -friend of Walmart dude
Walmart Dude: -Wants to receive the dirty deeds -Supposedly still lives with parents and has a ton of money saved up -His dad supposedly owns or manages a car dealership, but yeah the car would still probably be a piece of junk (little over 1k) -35 years old -After looking at pictures this guy is like twice/three times my size -Not just looking for a single hand job I was told and he will pay $200 for every HJ I give him
How I am handling this situation:
Well thinking about this entire predicament, rubbing some skin for $200 in my current financial predicament doesn't sound all that bad, except for the permanent mental damage and creepy factor, and me sucking another guys penis is too unbearable for me to even contemplate... Unless the price was a couple 100 thousand .
Word probably wouldn't get out because this guy is a closet gay but I never even met this guy yet, and it is pretty clear this guy has some mental issues or some huge underlying problem. He could easily rape the fuck out of me because of his size, no way to know his actual intentions, may have STDs, the list goes on. I mean a fucking hand job for $200!? I feel like it wouldn't be that hard to find a more attractive as well as gay male to fuck for that price tag. Situation is pretty damn fishy IMO so, NO, I will not be following through with this...
$200 tho bro, you're broke as fuck, take the money... You wouldn't have to worry about rent or probation fees 
If I am confronted by him, which could very likely happen thursday, I wouldn't fight him unless he took physical action first where I would then scoop up 325-400 degree fryer oil with a cup and splash him with it if the very worst case scenario were to happen, which most likely won't. Anyway I'm just going to calmly tell him I am not interested even if he decides to raise the price , while I throw up a little in my mouth.
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that's a good question
a question that may be forever unanswered 
My Co-worker is not fucking with me... He is completely serious, he was texting walmart dude all day because the guy is so anxious to know If I am down. I saw the texts, and was asked three times by my co-worker If I would go through with this after telling him no every time.
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Enlil said: Swallow your pride (among other things) and take the free car.
There is more than pride at stake here though.
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Fucking mushrooms...
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Patlal said: You know what OP. You already work a shitty job with a shitty corporation, just go a jerk off this idiot, grab the cash and store that memory in the "never to be opened again" part of your mind.
Again mushrooms... I plan on tripping again and that "never to be opened again box" seems to open up when I'm tripping.
Platlal I love what you've had to say throughout this thread.
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Anyway, still a little creeped out from this whole thing , my original plans were to attempt to milk this situation and brew up some way to sue this guy (actually I do have a few ideas) but I'm not that evil and I really would rather not put myself at risk.
Why is this happening to me? (rhetorical)
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#18825820 - 09/10/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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zee007 said:
....my original plans were to attempt to milk this situation and ... 
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Sheekle]
#18825829 - 09/10/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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zee007 said:
....my original plans were to attempt to milk this situation and ... 

Hahaha..
Aside from the joke "Original plans" I guess more like very first thoughts, my mind was thinking bout the bread.
Edited by zee007 (09/10/13 11:05 PM)
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#18825842 - 09/10/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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DAMNWTF I STAYED UP FOR THIS BULL SHIT?!? Thought I was gonna get to read something along the lines of this guy threw me in a hole and told me to rub lotion on my skin type deal. Fuck this boring mundane turn of events, I'm goin to bed. Later guys! Way to ruin my night OP.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
#18825851 - 09/10/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Milk it baby!
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
#18825878 - 09/10/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yur gonna get raped
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Sheekle said:
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....my original plans were to attempt to milk this situation and ... 

"This Situation" is what the guy calls his cock.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: 28064212]
#18826052 - 09/11/13 12:37 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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if my cock was a situation, i would go to the doc.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: azur]
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azur said: Ha ha. He works at Walmart yo. I sucking a dick worth a chevette? Quit being gay, get a better job, and buy a nice car.
It totally is. I'd eat a girl out, which is arguably nastier than you hetero's equivalent, sucking a dick*. It's more like a finger compared to eating out someone's mucous membranes. If they're uncut though it could be a different story as concerns blowjobs.
I'm going to be sexually violated by a chick on camera in a documentary that will be circulated worldwide (also doing a drug docu) and I'm doing it for free.
Which isn't to say there aren't reasons not to do this, but at the end of the day it's well worth it at this point (and I'm not finding the thought of you satisfying anyone*, so don't write off my input as having any such sort of bias; you're a pretty man but you're also my friend so that naturally, for me at least, kind of shuts off anything in my brain that might otherwise view you as a sexual object).
I'd do it.
* I'm gay, if you didn't infer, just to understand what I mean as regards that
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: st1llnox]
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I just read your follow-up. I think you're making the right choice, but LITERALLY only because he might end up raping you and could easily do so. If it weren't for this caveat, I'd think less of you for being so foolish TBH.
Glad you realized the rape/kidnap/"whatever else creepy obsessives might do" contingency and are protecting yourself against this.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: st1llnox]
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Op man think of it this way, you give 5 handjobs thats a cool 1000$
Think of all the bling you can purchase with that
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The5thElement said: Op man think of it this way, you give 5 handjobs thats a cool 1000$
Think of all the bling you can purchase with that 
This part really is worth perusing. Doing it in an almost-public enough place that rape wouldn't be a concern would remove this obstacle, which is your primary objection (or ought to be) and the only one you listed that I think is sufficient to miss out on this chance because of.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Legend]
#18826457 - 09/11/13 04:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Actually, do you really want to have to tell your mom and sister where you got that money and car? You seem already decided, so consider this if nothing more just a retraction of my assertion that you should do this.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: st1llnox]
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Yup. No explanation will be needed
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
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You would go to do the HJ and immediately the circumstances would change.
You're gonna be almost done and he'll tell you no deal unless you take the load on your face.
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I don't see that it makes any difference. By the third stroke, he's officially gay, anyway...After that, he might as well go full throttle.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
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Enlil said: I don't see that it makes any difference. By the third stroke, he's officially gay, anyway...After that, he might as well go full throttle.
This.... is true..
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Herbologist said: You would go to do the HJ and immediately the circumstances would change.
You're gonna be almost done and he'll tell you no deal unless you take the load on your face.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
#18827250 - 09/11/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I remember the "would you suck a dick for 100k thread." Except in this thread you were contemplating sucking a dick for a ~1k car
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I'd suck a dick for 100K
Sorry call me a whore but damn, think of all that cheddar
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The5thElement said: I'd suck a dick for 100K
Sorry call me a whore but damn, think of all that cheddar 
You would suck a dick for 100 kilograms of cheese?
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That is a lot of cheese. Think how many tacos that would make.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
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Enlil said: That is a lot of cheese. Think how many tacos that would make.
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zee007 said: So a question for all the straight males on the forum... What would you do? How would you handle this situation?
start flirting with this person. draw it out a bit like a chick. give him your number in a like a week, tell him you should have a beer or something sometime. then, when you get him alone, away from work, punch him in his faggot face.

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The5thElement said: Op man think of it this way, you give 5 handjobs thats a cool 1000$
Think of all the bling you can purchase with that 
I'm surprised no one asked this, but
What is gayer giving someone 5 handjobs over 5 days, or Giving one blowjob in 1 shot and getting a car worth $1k.
I personally think none of them are gay cause you are getting paid, kind of like if you are in the Army and you shoot someone else its not murder.
Either way, if I were OP I would be driving a fairly new Buick by now.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fapjack]
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i think doing a "gay" sexual act multiple times is more "gay" then doing any other once, no matter how much money is involved.
but what do i know, i've only had sex with women.
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Re: $200 hand job... *DELETED* [Re: broken]
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i jerk off all the time. what about me doing it to another dude's dick for $ makes it gay?
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mjmihalov said: Idk I think getting assfucked once is gayer than 5 handjobs.
What if you are the one doing the assfucking? Is it still gay?
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the guy hasn't even talked to him, he heard it from a coworker. so quick to make a quick buck off others
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: broken]
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That's a lot of money for a simple release.
Then again, I never gave a hand-job, so my perspective on this is faulty. Seems like a weird thing to ask for me lol its like asking a girl for anal. Maybe I'm not sexually matured enough for such adventures one day ill have the balls to ask 
Still though...getting paid to ejaculate? Sounds too good to be true, including being given by a gay guy
How are you gonna get it up anyway? I find that it would be impossible for me
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fapjack]
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It's still murder but if you enjoyed it that is another story.
Same scenario with OP, it's homosexual no matter what but if he enjoys it then that's another story.
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TwinEclipse said: Seems like a weird thing to ask for me lol its like asking a girl for anal.
why would you ask a girl for anal? you just tickle the ballon-knot while eating her pussy and let things evolve.
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: broken]
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Exactly. I wouldn't know how to approach the situation.
Sex is fun anyway. I keep having these self conscious thoughts like...if I put it in there, what if it kills the moment? Damn well this thinking may have been caused by a previous experience of me KILLING the moment major. Embarrassing too
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TwinEclipse said: Exactly. I wouldn't know how to approach the situation.
Sex is fun anyway. I keep having these self conscious thoughts like...if I put it in there, what if it kills the moment? Damn well this thinking may have been caused by a previous experience of me KILLING the moment major. Embarrassing too 
Yeah, what if you do it wrong, puncture her colon and she starts screaming, bleeding all over the place and dies on your bed.
What a fucking mess that would be to clean up... you would have to throw the mattress out. Not worth it.
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WTFudge?
Your use of diction gave me such vivid imagery.
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Re: $200 hand job... *DELETED* [Re: TwinEclipse]
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Not quite as gay, But still very gay.
What if fucking a guy is not what gets you hard, but the control and power involved? Still gay?
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I believe the deal is OP has to give the man a hj/bj, not the other way around
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Recent published reports in Newsweek and Time Magazine seem to indicate that it's only gay if your balls touch.
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thats still gay just a different class of gay. it's level 2-a gay
a-1 gay is scrumptious
man that guy picked the right amount for you to turn his offer down. I'd probably do it for $600 at the least
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Camwritesgonzo said: Recent published reports in Newsweek and Time Magazine seem to indicate that it's only gay if your balls touch.
I've also heard its not gay unless you kiss, but if you're kissing their cock
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Not quite as gay, But still very gay.
What if fucking a guy is not what gets you hard, but the control and power involved? Still gay?
I personally believe it's still pretty gay.
What if you are fucking a chick, and you hear a knock at the front door... you don't want to answer the door with a rager, so you quickly stick it into your male friend who is sleeping on the couch, just to get the rager to go away. Still gay?
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TwinEclipse said: Still though...getting paid to ejaculate? Sounds too good to be true, including being given by a gay guy
I believe the deal is OP has to give the man a hj/bj, not the other way around
Ohhh ok, now things make more sense..I took lots of massive rips before surfing the threads...damn...gotta limit my ganja use. First chemistry problems aren't read right, and now this? it's like my blonde oil never runs out...3 grams lasts a long time. Still got more. I'm thinking of taking a break when it's gone. I want to feel independent of completing tasks without it for once I forget what sobriety feels like as well...been 2 years of daily use.
Maybe tomorrow I will have more focus, after a well needed sleep. 
I need to read things more carefully, high or not. Doing so otherwise is careless and inconsiderate.
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Not quite as gay, But still very gay.
What if fucking a guy is not what gets you hard, but the control and power involved? Still gay?
I personally believe it's still pretty gay.
What if you are fucking a chick, and you hear a knock at the front door... you don't want to answer the door with a rager, so you quickly stick it into your male friend who is sleeping on the couch, just to get the rager to go away. Still gay?
nah that's just good instincts
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Schmendrick said: Not worth it.
i've had a child with a psycho-bitch. i've fucked married women, and feared for my life. i've had condoms brake and been fearful of another child with another pscho-bitch.
it's always been worth it. sex is awesome.
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Re: $200 hand job... *UPDATED* (page 7 on default settings) [Re: zee007]
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Not quite as gay, But still very gay.
What if fucking a guy is not what gets you hard, but the control and power involved? Still gay?
I personally believe it's still pretty gay.
What if you are fucking a chick, and you hear a knock at the front door... you don't want to answer the door with a rager, so you quickly stick it into your male friend who is sleeping on the couch, just to get the rager to go away. Still gay?
No, but only if you say 'no homo'.
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Someone offered to give me a blowjob in the dark and I could watch my favorite porno for $300 or was it $500 I forget. It was very tempting but I didn't do it.
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Re: $200 hand job... *UPDATED* (page 7 on default settings) [Re: zee007]
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zee007 said: So a question for all the straight males on the forum... What would you do? How would you handle this situation?
You should jerk him off son, for free. Who know, you might like it.
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Distorted Vision said: Someone offered to give me a blowjob in the dark and I could watch my favorite porno for $300 or was it $500 I forget. It was very tempting but I didn't do it.
Why's that. Doesn't your "favorite porno" involve close-ups of guys with huge erections? You serf the interwebs for such images, and yet, your not gay? I call bullshit.
Maybe you're imagining that the huge cock pleasuring some woman's orifice is yours, even though the cock in the porno is a 10"er, thick as a babies arm, and black while yours is a 2 inch white wiener. With such a wonderful imagination, why you need porn?
I'm calling gay.
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