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TwinEclipse
Psychedelic Alchemist


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WTFudge?
Your use of diction gave me such vivid imagery.
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



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Re: $200 hand job... *DELETED* [Re: TwinEclipse]
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Schmendrick
Last of the Red Hot Swamis



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Not quite as gay, But still very gay.
What if fucking a guy is not what gets you hard, but the control and power involved? Still gay?
Edited by Schmendrick (09/11/13 09:02 PM)
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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TwinEclipse said: Still though...getting paid to ejaculate? Sounds too good to be true, including being given by a gay guy
I believe the deal is OP has to give the man a hj/bj, not the other way around
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Camwritesgonzo
The Unflushable Stool



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Recent published reports in Newsweek and Time Magazine seem to indicate that it's only gay if your balls touch.
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berdinwall
<3 whooooshhh


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thats still gay just a different class of gay. it's level 2-a gay
a-1 gay is scrumptious
man that guy picked the right amount for you to turn his offer down. I'd probably do it for $600 at the least
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Repertoire89
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Camwritesgonzo said: Recent published reports in Newsweek and Time Magazine seem to indicate that it's only gay if your balls touch.
I've also heard its not gay unless you kiss, but if you're kissing their cock
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TrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist



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Re: $200 hand job... *DELETED* [Re: Schmendrick]
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Schmendrick
Last of the Red Hot Swamis



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mjmihalov said:
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Not quite as gay, But still very gay.
What if fucking a guy is not what gets you hard, but the control and power involved? Still gay?
I personally believe it's still pretty gay.
What if you are fucking a chick, and you hear a knock at the front door... you don't want to answer the door with a rager, so you quickly stick it into your male friend who is sleeping on the couch, just to get the rager to go away. Still gay?
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TwinEclipse
Psychedelic Alchemist


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Sheekle]
#18829985 - 09/11/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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TwinEclipse said: Still though...getting paid to ejaculate? Sounds too good to be true, including being given by a gay guy
I believe the deal is OP has to give the man a hj/bj, not the other way around
Ohhh ok, now things make more sense..I took lots of massive rips before surfing the threads...damn...gotta limit my ganja use. First chemistry problems aren't read right, and now this? it's like my blonde oil never runs out...3 grams lasts a long time. Still got more. I'm thinking of taking a break when it's gone. I want to feel independent of completing tasks without it for once I forget what sobriety feels like as well...been 2 years of daily use.
Maybe tomorrow I will have more focus, after a well needed sleep. 
I need to read things more carefully, high or not. Doing so otherwise is careless and inconsiderate.
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Edited by TwinEclipse (09/11/13 09:23 PM)
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berdinwall
<3 whooooshhh


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Not quite as gay, But still very gay.
What if fucking a guy is not what gets you hard, but the control and power involved? Still gay?
I personally believe it's still pretty gay.
What if you are fucking a chick, and you hear a knock at the front door... you don't want to answer the door with a rager, so you quickly stick it into your male friend who is sleeping on the couch, just to get the rager to go away. Still gay?
nah that's just good instincts
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broken
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Schmendrick said: Not worth it.
i've had a child with a psycho-bitch. i've fucked married women, and feared for my life. i've had condoms brake and been fearful of another child with another pscho-bitch.
it's always been worth it. sex is awesome.
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spore baby



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Re: $200 hand job... *UPDATED* (page 7 on default settings) [Re: zee007]
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ganjfather
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Not quite as gay, But still very gay.
What if fucking a guy is not what gets you hard, but the control and power involved? Still gay?
I personally believe it's still pretty gay.
What if you are fucking a chick, and you hear a knock at the front door... you don't want to answer the door with a rager, so you quickly stick it into your male friend who is sleeping on the couch, just to get the rager to go away. Still gay?
No, but only if you say 'no homo'.
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Distorted Vision
The best. Of the worst.



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Someone offered to give me a blowjob in the dark and I could watch my favorite porno for $300 or was it $500 I forget. It was very tempting but I didn't do it.
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Re: $200 hand job... *UPDATED* (page 7 on default settings) [Re: zee007]
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zee007 said: So a question for all the straight males on the forum... What would you do? How would you handle this situation?
You should jerk him off son, for free. Who know, you might like it.
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deucedbi9
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Distorted Vision said: Someone offered to give me a blowjob in the dark and I could watch my favorite porno for $300 or was it $500 I forget. It was very tempting but I didn't do it.
Why's that. Doesn't your "favorite porno" involve close-ups of guys with huge erections? You serf the interwebs for such images, and yet, your not gay? I call bullshit.
Maybe you're imagining that the huge cock pleasuring some woman's orifice is yours, even though the cock in the porno is a 10"er, thick as a babies arm, and black while yours is a 2 inch white wiener. With such a wonderful imagination, why you need porn?
I'm calling gay.
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