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OfflineHerbologist
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
    #18827220 - 09/11/13 10:45 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Enlil said:
I don't see that it makes any difference.  By the third stroke, he's officially gay, anyway...After that, he might as well go full throttle.





This.... is true..


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Offlinezee007
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Herbologist] * 1
    #18827225 - 09/11/13 10:48 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Herbologist said:
You would go to do the HJ and immediately the circumstances would change.

You're gonna be almost done and he'll tell you no deal unless you take the load on your face.




:gooby: Money up front


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
    #18827250 - 09/11/13 10:55 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I remember the "would you suck a dick for 100k thread." Except in this thread you were contemplating sucking a dick for a ~1k car :lol:


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OfflineThe5thElement
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18827376 - 09/11/13 11:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd suck a dick for 100K

Sorry call me a whore but damn, think of all that cheddar :billnye:


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: The5thElement]
    #18828684 - 09/11/13 04:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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The5thElement said:
I'd suck a dick for 100K

Sorry call me a whore but damn, think of all that cheddar :billnye:




You would suck a dick for 100 kilograms of cheese?


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Repertoire89] * 2
    #18828734 - 09/11/13 04:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That is a lot of cheese.  Think how many tacos that would make.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
    #18828764 - 09/11/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Enlil said:
That is a lot of cheese.  Think how many tacos that would make.



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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18829737 - 09/11/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:calledajoke:  :calledajoke:  :calledajoke:  :calledajoke:
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Repertoire89 said:
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closed veil said:
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zee007 said:
So a question for all the straight males on the forum... What would you do? How would you handle this situation?





start flirting with this person.
draw it out a bit like a chick.
give him your number in a like a week, tell him you should have a beer or something sometime.
then, when you get him alone, away from work, punch him in his faggot face.




:pokerawe:





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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: The5thElement]
    #18829761 - 09/11/13 08:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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The5thElement said:
Op man think of it this way, you give 5 handjobs thats a cool 1000$

Think of all the bling you can purchase with that  :billnye:




I'm surprised no one asked this, but

What is gayer giving someone 5 handjobs over 5 days, or
Giving one blowjob in 1 shot and getting a car worth $1k.

I personally think none of them are gay cause you are getting paid, kind of like if you are in the Army and you shoot someone else its not murder.

Either way, if I were OP I would be driving a fairly new Buick by now.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fapjack]
    #18829771 - 09/11/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i think doing a "gay" sexual act multiple times is more "gay" then doing any other once, no matter how much money is involved.

but what do i know, i've only had sex with women.


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Re: $200 hand job... *DELETED* [Re: broken]
    #18829802 - 09/11/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18829809 - 09/11/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i jerk off all the time.
what about me doing it to another dude's dick for $ makes it gay?


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: TrentBoyett] * 3
    #18829814 - 09/11/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It's not gay til it's in the mouth


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OfflineSchmendrick
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #18829816 - 09/11/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

mjmihalov said:
Idk I think getting assfucked once is gayer than 5 handjobs.




What if you are the one doing the assfucking?  Is it still gay?


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OfflineLed Zeppelin
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: mapleleafmarijuana]
    #18829833 - 09/11/13 08:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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mapleleafmarijuana said:
Sexual harassment.  Lawsuit?




:rolleyes: the guy hasn't even talked to him, he heard it from a coworker. so quick to make a quick buck off others


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: broken]
    #18829836 - 09/11/13 08:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That's a lot of money for a simple release.

Then again, I never gave  a hand-job, so my perspective on this is faulty. Seems like a weird thing to ask for me lol :shrug: its like asking a girl for anal. Maybe I'm not sexually matured enough for such adventures :lol: one day ill have the balls to ask :crazy2:

Still though...getting paid to ejaculate? Sounds too good to be true, including being given by a gay guy

How are you gonna get it up anyway? :lol: I find that it would be impossible for me


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fapjack]
    #18829848 - 09/11/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It's still murder but if you enjoyed it that is another story.

Same scenario with OP, it's homosexual no matter what but if he enjoys it then that's another story.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: TwinEclipse]
    #18829852 - 09/11/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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TwinEclipse said:
Seems like a weird thing to ask for me lol :shrug: its like asking a girl for anal.





why would you ask a girl for anal?
you just tickle the ballon-knot while eating her pussy and let things evolve.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: broken]
    #18829861 - 09/11/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Exactly. I wouldn't know how to approach the situation.

Sex is fun anyway. I keep having these self conscious thoughts like...if I put it in there, what if it kills the moment? Damn well this thinking may have been caused by a previous experience of me KILLING the moment major. Embarrassing too :blush:


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: TwinEclipse]
    #18829881 - 09/11/13 08:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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TwinEclipse said:
Exactly. I wouldn't know how to approach the situation.

Sex is fun anyway. I keep having these self conscious thoughts like...if I put it in there, what if it kills the moment? Damn well this thinking may have been caused by a previous experience of me KILLING the moment major. Embarrassing too :blush:




Yeah, what if you do it wrong, puncture her colon and she starts screaming, bleeding all over the place and dies on your bed.

What a fucking mess that would be to clean up... you would have to throw the mattress out.  Not worth it.


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