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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Sheekle]
    #18824450 - 09/10/13 05:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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ClockCode said:
Hey a mouth is a mouth is a mouth.  Right?

Although i must say the thought of some hairy mexican guy's mustache tickling my junk is...  Disconcerting to say the least. 

Just close your eyes, lay back, and let the free stuff pile up.



the guy wants OP to do the sucking



Actually he didn't specify.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
    #18824453 - 09/10/13 05:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Enlil said:
I see, so it's like Sore Spore said....You react with violence when someone hurts your feelings.  You should work on that, kid.  Life's gonna throw you into a lot of situations where people harass you about all kinds of things.  You're gonna spend a lot of time in jail if you don't find a way to let that shit roll off your back...or at least respond in a socially acceptable manner.




You're twisting things. We're not talking just about someone's feelings getting hurt, we're talking about harassment. And even then I didn't say I would automatically react with violence I said I would confront the harasser which could then possibly escalate to violence. And I'm no kid, I've been around for a while and know how to handle myself and the consequences of my actions.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
    #18824457 - 09/10/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

We're talking about words...that's it...just words.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
    #18824462 - 09/10/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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muistrue said:
And I'm no kid, I've been around for a while and know how to handle myself and the consequences of my actions.



You are coming off as a very aggressive, immature adult. The only "adults" I know that act in this manner are frat guys.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: SoreSpore] * 1
    #18824468 - 09/10/13 05:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Ya know OP. you just might have stumbled upon a lucrative business. Tell the guy that you'll give a hand job to any gay men he knows for 200$ each. See how much you can make out of that shit


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18824505 - 09/10/13 05:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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muistrue said:
And I'm no kid, I've been around for a while and know how to handle myself and the consequences of my actions.



You are coming off as a very aggressive, immature adult. The only "adults" I know that act in this manner are frat guys.




That's fine but if you met me you would find I'm one of the chillest people around but I don't allow myself to be harassed or disrespected in any way. No one should.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
    #18824536 - 09/10/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

There's nothing more "chill" than pounding someone to the pavement...

Kai was totally chill, too...


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
    #18824584 - 09/10/13 06:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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There's nothing more "chill" than pounding someone to the pavement...

Kai was totally chill, too...





You can still be chill while you lay down the dick


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: DeadHearts]
    #18824595 - 09/10/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

zee i hope you get out of this either wealthier or not raped and in a basement.


both of those would be good, i guess.


such an odd predicament


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #18824623 - 09/10/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Ya know OP. you just might have stumbled upon a lucrative business. Tell the guy that you'll give a hand job to any gay men he knows for 200$ each. See how much you can make out of that shit




Don't forget all the cars for blowjobs, maybe DSSB for a house


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18824642 - 09/10/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What you could also do OP is to tell the middle man that you'll jerk the guy for free. Then when he comes to see you with a big smile, tell him to fuck off.

There's nothing more satisfying than seeing somebody's hopes get crushed.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
    #18824799 - 09/10/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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zee007 said:
I'm a guy.. What makes the situation even creepier is that he knows i need a car, wtf!???




Hes willing to buy you a car, but works at a wallmart as a cashier?






Sounds a bit fishy to me.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Patlal]
    #18824830 - 09/10/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:freshwtf:
are you sure your coworkers is not messing with you op I have no problem with gay people and a hand job/blow job is no big deal but the guy sounds like a freak and probably has problems
if he asked me I would just be like :awewtf: wouldn't hurt his feelings :lol: damn that's some awkward shit I whish you luck zee


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: BIGS]
    #18824832 - 09/10/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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BIGS said:
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zee007 said:
I'm a guy.. What makes the situation even creepier is that he knows i need a car, wtf!???




Hes willing to buy you a car, but works at a wallmart as a cashier?






Sounds a bit fishy to me.




Maybe he meant an old shitty car.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: psi]
    #18824866 - 09/10/13 07:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Maybe he meant an old shitty car.
Maybe he meant an old shitty car.




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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: SoreSpore] * 2
    #18824874 - 09/10/13 07:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Idk

Maybe he meant an old shitty car?


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18824877 - 09/10/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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are you sure your coworkers is not messing with you op



that's a good question


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Sheekle]
    #18825469 - 09/10/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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are you sure your coworkers is not messing with you op



that's a good question



a question that may be forever unanswered :waitingpatiently:


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: SoreSpore] * 1
    #18825543 - 09/10/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

rp is probably out earning a car


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
    #18825563 - 09/10/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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So a question for all the straight males on the forum... What would you do? How would you handle this situation?





start flirting with this person.
draw it out a bit like a chick.
give him your number in a like a week, tell him you should have a beer or something sometime.
then, when you get him alone, away from work, punch him in his faggot face.


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