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Invisiblefee
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
    #18824006 - 09/10/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Get it on tape and sue


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fee] * 1
    #18824014 - 09/10/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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fee said:
Get it on tape and sue



They're not co-workers though, but regardless if he could get him in trouble for like attempted solicitation or something

you've gotta keep in mind the dudes prolly just real lonely or something lol you don't gotta fuck him over just cuz he wants a blowjob and has no social skills


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
    #18824024 - 09/10/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

If I didn't need the money I wouldn't do it (but you couldn't convince me to wash your car for money if I didn't need money) but if I badly needed the money I could give the handjob :shrug:. The blowjob might be a little different, I could possibly ease myself into it but the experience would probably be burnt into the back of my mind for the rest of my life :lol:


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
    #18824025 - 09/10/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This post is the first step towards you coming out of the closet and accepting that you are a gay.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: gulper2323]
    #18824027 - 09/10/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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gulper2323 said:
If I didn't need the money I wouldn't do it (but you couldn't convince me to wash your car for money if I didn't need money) but if I badly needed the money I could give the handjob :shrug:. The blowjob might be a little different, I could possibly ease myself into it but the experience would probably be burnt into the back of my mind for the rest of my life :lol:



pm me :smile:


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Sheekle] * 8
    #18824046 - 09/10/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
I've had some random dude on the internet who I talked to like once offer to pay me like $600 to meet up and suck my dick. I was like fuck that shit, weird internet creeper




:feelssadman:

The offer still stands


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18824048 - 09/10/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:loldongs:


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
    #18824049 - 09/10/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zee007 said:
It seems this guy may confront me while I close my store tonight, I'm feeling so sick to my stomach right now...




Then just don't do it :shrug:


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
    #18824057 - 09/10/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zee007 said:
It seems this guy may confront me while I close my store tonight, I'm feeling so sick to my stomach right now...




If that happens you beat his ass into the pavement.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fee] * 1
    #18824062 - 09/10/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
Get it on tape and sue




You mean get it on tape so you can jerk off to it later?


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Invisiblefee
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Patlal]
    #18824075 - 09/10/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

We all have our own motives here


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
    #18824090 - 09/10/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hell no!

Shorty:peace:


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
    #18824097 - 09/10/13 04:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

muistrue said:
Quote:

zee007 said:
It seems this guy may confront me while I close my store tonight, I'm feeling so sick to my stomach right now...




If that happens you beat his ass into the pavement.



well it's not like the guy is being mean or anything he just sounds like someone who doesn't know how to talk to others


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Sheekle]
    #18824105 - 09/10/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

muistrue said:
Quote:

zee007 said:
It seems this guy may confront me while I close my store tonight, I'm feeling so sick to my stomach right now...




If that happens you beat his ass into the pavement.



well it's not like the guy is being mean or anything he just sounds like someone who doesn't know how to talk to others




A gay guy hitting on a straight guy isn't necessarily mean but it will get his ass beat.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue] * 4
    #18824116 - 09/10/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm straight and if a gay guy hits on me I don't think "dur dis guy likes ding songs and thinks I'm sexy, I needs to punch his face".

Sounds like a stupid reason to get into fight to me.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
    #18824119 - 09/10/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

muistrue said:

A gay guy hitting on a straight guy isn't necessarily mean but it will get his ass beat.






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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007] * 14
    #18824121 - 09/10/13 04:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

you work at a mcdonalds.  inside a walmart. 
I am having trouble processing such horror.

the rest of the story I feel, completely pales in comparison


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Invisiblefee
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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #18824124 - 09/10/13 04:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

HeadTripVertigo said:
you work at a mcdonalds.  inside a walmart. 
I am having trouble processing such horror.

the rest of the story I feel, completely pales in comparison





Hahahahahaha


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fee]
    #18824127 - 09/10/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
I'm straight and if a gay guy hits on me I don't think "dur dis guy likes ding songs and thinks I'm sexy, I needs to punch his face".

Sounds like a stupid reason to get into fight to me.




That level of personal violation and disrespect is so high I think it's it's a perfectly good reason.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: muistrue]
    #18824131 - 09/10/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hitting on someone is the opposite of disrespect


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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