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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fee] * 4
    #18823790 - 09/10/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

anyone else wish they were offered 200 dollars by a stranger to jerk them off?


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: themusicofzann] * 2
    #18823798 - 09/10/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Not really.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: themusicofzann]
    #18823833 - 09/10/13 03:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Heresay evidence will not a lawsuit make.  If the person himself makes a direct approach that involves a description of a sexual act, it would be different.  Cold soliciting specific sex from coworkers, especially one's you don't know well is very dangerous from a legal standpoint.

BTW the sex/gender of the parties involved doesn't matter.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Old Pokey]
    #18823842 - 09/10/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah this other guy could well have made the whole thing up for the lols.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fee]
    #18823868 - 09/10/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Informant has just showed me pics he is a 35 year old Hispanic dude, I'm only 19 (20 in October) :eek:..

OP, may, be updated with pics.


Edited by zee007 (09/10/13 03:26 PM)


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: psi]
    #18823874 - 09/10/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sexual advances are not necessarily sexual harassment either.  Either an "adverse employment action" has to have been taken on the basis of sex/gender/refusal to comply with advances, or it needs to be a "hostile work environment" such that it "alters the terms of employment."  For a hostile work environment claim, the harassment needs to be "severe or pervasive." 

A one-time sexual advance almost never meets that burden.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: psi] * 2
    #18823883 - 09/10/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hold on.

SO he wants to give you blowjobs for a car or the opposite???

Handjob, I dunno, where a gloves.

You know what? Are you a whore?

That 200$ will be spent on buying drugs so you forget how you made that 200$ and the car will be cursed.

Worse of all, the idiot is gonna go and tell everybody.

I you plan on being a whore, cash in hard. 500$ a handjob

Or better yet, tell him you'll screw him for the car if he buys it before. Then when he wants to have sex tell him, fuck no, he'll be like what? we had a deal!!! Then you be like, yeah, I just screwed you out of a car.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #18823895 - 09/10/13 03:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:

I you plan on being a whore, cash in hard. 500$ a handjob



Use the cash as a glove while you're doing it.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
    #18823908 - 09/10/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've had some random dude on the internet who I talked to like once offer to pay me like $600 to meet up and suck my dick. I was like fuck that shit, weird internet creeper


That's weird as fuck your co-worker would go to the extent of buying you a car over a couple of blowjobs. I'd feel as if there's some sort of alternate motive behind that, I mean really he's willing to drop a few grand over a few BJ's? How well do you know this guy? He's just like some complete stranger who has this infatuation with you, and is telling other people these strange things to tell you for him?

I don't think I'd fuck with any of that man :feelsweirdman:


This isn't some anti-gay shit either I mean if you actually knew this dude and whatever then hey whatever, the whole buying you a car thing is still weird as shit.


I don't think I'd give someone a handjob if I didn't want too, unless there was like a 100% guaranteed really significant reward waiting for me afterwards. Not worth giving some 35 year old stranger a handjob over 200 bucks (which you aren't even certain you'll be getting afterwards anyway)


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #18823929 - 09/10/13 03:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Totally not worth it even for the car IMO. Money or a car will only last so long, but the memories of whoredom will last a lifetime.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: psi] * 5
    #18823938 - 09/10/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

He should do it just so he'll have a cool story to tell his kids someday.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fee]
    #18823947 - 09/10/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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fee said:
Do it. You know you wanna.




Yup take the car


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
    #18823951 - 09/10/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Enlil said:
He should do it just so he'll have a cool story to tell his kids someday.



:rofl:


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Sheekle]
    #18823962 - 09/10/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Soooo much i want to say to all these replies but I am pretty busy working. Just to set some things straight, my co worker is not the one offering he is the informant. I did not say i was going through with this either, but being broke and all, to be completely honest i have waves of temptation the more i think about it. Already out of time....


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: psi]
    #18823971 - 09/10/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

If someone would buy me a car worth at least $10 000 I would probably let them suck my dick twice for that :lol:


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
    #18823974 - 09/10/13 03:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

He's as cashier at Walmart, you are going to end up giving whatever money he gives you back when the police come and arrest him... No one working at Walmart would be able to save up $200.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: Enlil]
    #18823979 - 09/10/13 03:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Swallow your pride (among other things) and take the free car.




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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: zee007]
    #18823983 - 09/10/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I think you might as well do it and get the car too. Then again, I'm not the one in the position and if I was my answer would most likely be no or hell no.


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: fee]
    #18823989 - 09/10/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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fee said:
Doesn't sexual harassment lawsuits only work when the person doing the sexual harassing is a boss of sorts?



Apparently a couple of employees emailed some coworker some bondage, 2.6 MILLION was payed to the 4 sexual harassment victims...



May as well complain about it


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Re: $200 hand job... [Re: GreySatyr]
    #18824003 - 09/10/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It seems this guy may confront me while I close my store tonight, I'm feeling so sick to my stomach right now...


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