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Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her
#18823413 - 09/10/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I love her to death but this is the 8th or so bite that drew blood, and this is the third bite on my face. I have been lucky that none of them have been severe but I'm sure that eventually I will be unlucky. We have tried dog obedience, dog trainers and the like. I gave her an ordinary kiss in the head as always and she bit me. I love her so much as we have grown together for 7 years but she needs to go; right? She doesn't bite anyone else... shes a shitzu-pekinese and she is 17 lbs. She always growls at me and always nips but sometimes, like just now, she bites.
this sucks so hard
How do I do it? How do I get rid of a member of the family? 
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18823420 - 09/10/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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maybe don't kiss it, give it another chance.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: druqs] 2
#18823424 - 09/10/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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What are you doing when she bites you?
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: The5thElement] 1
#18823436 - 09/10/13 01:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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The5thElement said: What are you doing when she bites you?
i usually go 'ow shit, my face!'
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: The5thElement]
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer] 9
#18823452 - 09/10/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Roflspammer said: shes a shitzu-pekinese and she is 17 lbs.
Well there's your problem right there
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: druqs]
#18823458 - 09/10/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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She is possessive and is fucking stupid. I'm so pissed. Its literally a tiny little papercut sized bite where her tooth (luckily) grazed my skin. But I guarantee it will happen again; and next time I probably won't be so lucky. All I did was kiss her on the head. Not the face. Right in between the eyes on the fore head like I do everyday
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18823465 - 09/10/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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And I'm pissed because now I have to get rid of her; I'm literally about to cry
infact now I am
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18823475 - 09/10/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Did she bite you while trying to kiss her in the past? Also, get a cool breed next time.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: fapjack]
#18823479 - 09/10/13 01:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fapjack said: Did she bite you while trying to kiss her in the past? Also, get a cool breed next time.
Sometimes she growls
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: druqs]
#18823489 - 09/10/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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druqs said:
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The5thElement said: What are you doing when she bites you?
i usually go 'ow shit, my face!'

Also OP, just don't kiss her on the face anymore. She probably doesn't like that so just don't do it
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer] 4
#18823496 - 09/10/13 01:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Respect the dogs space and stop putting your face in its!!!!
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18823504 - 09/10/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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you say you tried dog trainers etc and you still do stupid shit like trying to kiss an out-of-control dog? you know that going face to face with a dog is actually a provocation? you seem to do everything wrong and yet you blame the dog.
honestly. give her another chance before thinking about killing her or giving her away.
inform yourself properly. get some good facts. get a plan. do it.
edit: deleted last part. was wrong.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer] 6
#18823519 - 09/10/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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The problem isn't her. It's you. You're simply not equipped to handle her. Find her a home with someone who knows how to treat a dog like a dog and not like a buddy. You've let this dog establish dominance over you, and now you're her bitch. Unless you're willing to learn how to deal with the dog, it's time you've let the girl go.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: moi]
#18823522 - 09/10/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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yeah. Your dog is owning you. I'd grab it by the throat and put it on its back and restrain it till it gives up the fight. Reestablish the dominance and order.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: fee]
#18823541 - 09/10/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Roflspammer said: shes a shitzu-pekinese and she is 17 lbs.
Well there's your problem right there
EXACTLY---those are some HIGH HIGH strung yappin ass dogs there---I cant stand em--way too high strung for me--and that could be your problem---displaced aggression that is----man I do hate that for ya friend but her being that old I doubt anything will change and will most more than likely get worse---you don't have kids by chance do ya??--if you do the solution is really a no-brainer hate to say it---my fella eats/licks ALL kinds of nasty shit and I just don't let him lick me in the face anyway--I just don't do it---ewww
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Mr. Wilson]
#18823562 - 09/10/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You don't understand I do put her down. As soon as she acts up and as soon as she bit me I grabbed her by the scruff of the neck, flipped her over and sternly said no bad dog etc. I went through training and do everything they tell me and still she is a bitch. Sometimes she comes up to me and licks me and I give her a kiss and there is no problem and she wags her tail; other days she just bites without warning
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18823574 - 09/10/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd just let her kiss you then. If the only issue happens when you stick your face in hers. I'd just let her be.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18823575 - 09/10/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I hate small dogs my mom wanted to get the dog when I was 12 I wanted a medium sized dog. I grew up with her and now its over
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: The5thElement] 1
#18823696 - 09/10/13 02:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If a dog bites, shoot it.
When I was a child, one of my brothers got bit by a dog we had. My mom took it on a walk through the field, dug a hole, threw a treat in the hole. Dog went in hole, ate treat, got a slug in the head. Mom filled in hole. Pretty genius I though. But that's farmer mentality
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
#18823710 - 09/10/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wow 6 people are sociopaths
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur] 1
#18823729 - 09/10/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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azur said: If a dog bites, shoot it.
When I was a child, one of my brothers got bit by a dog we had. My mom took it on a walk through the field, dug a hole, threw a treat in the hole. Dog went in hole, ate treat, got a slug in the head. Mom filled in hole. Pretty genius I though. But that's farmer mentality
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
#18823784 - 09/10/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wow sorry not everyone lives in the city...or is going to pay some one else to do the dirty work. I wouldn't shoot my dog. But I understand the way of thinking. Ever read the book old Yeller?
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
#18823800 - 09/10/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Very genius actually. What's not genius is the OP and all the fucking girls in this world that act just like him/her. Dogs are animals, not people. They do not belong on the bed or couch. They should not be kissed. They should nor eat people food. That's why they beg dumb asses. Just mix some antifreeze in with that little yippy dog's food. Problem solved. We raised and trained dogs growing up. Been around a lot of them. Fucking people! Anyways, in all seriousness, to the OP, quit kissing your dog. Not only is it dangerous, it's disgusting. Dogs lick their own ass yo.
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you cant tell when shes in that mood?
i have a shitzu, and if i go to pick her up she bites, but i can always tell before hand if she will or not
i just say be nice before i pick her up and she dosnt bite, im not sure though how i taught her this, so i guess i dont really have anything to add
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
#18823826 - 09/10/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've only had to shoot one dog myself. Half chow half German Sheppard. Best dog ever. He was 16 and in horrible shape. He needed to be put down and I didn't want to be the one to do it, but I did. I figured a nice walk in the woods with a surprise 45 slug to the back of the head would be better for him than to be taken to a strange place with strange people and being put to sleep without anyone he loved. I admit, I did cry. What sucked most was I was living in Vermont at the time, and the ground was too frozen to dig a hole. Damn I miss that dog.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur] 1
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azur said: Very genius actually. What's not genius is the OP and all the fucking girls in this world that act just like him/her. Dogs are animals, not people. They do not belong on the bed or couch. They should not be kissed. They should nor eat people food. That's why they beg dumb asses. Just mix some antifreeze in with that little yippy dog's food. Problem solved. We raised and trained dogs growing up. Been around a lot of them. Fucking people! Anyways, in all seriousness, to the OP, quit kissing your dog. Not only is it dangerous, it's disgusting. Dogs lick their own ass yo.
I worked in a vets for 2 years and various zoo's. I study animal behaviour and rehab sick dogs. I have bred and raised many dogs as well as observing many operations. I grew up in the countryside with people just like you and your "animal brain" not only have had more dogs than you I know more about animal behaviour than you do. Your mother was a retard and the shit apples don't fall far from the tree.....
You also drink cow lactation and eat hens periods....and your worried about a little dog ass? More bacteria in the human mouth. Dog should be worried about you
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born] 1
#18823840 - 09/10/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Legally speaking, if a dog draws blood biting people more than once they're supposed to be put down. That's what I've been told anyway.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
#18823863 - 09/10/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fire is born Ha ha. I studied animal science and went to veterinary school. I'm not trying to have a shit battle with you. I'm just saying people don't use logic, in this case and many others in life. Don't get all uptight because you love to save animals and call names. Geesh.
OP, you're dog doesn't like your breath. Don't kiss her
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18823878 - 09/10/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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One of my cats is bipolar and will scratch /smack you when you walk by her, she has always done this. We accept her for the crazy cunt she is and love her nonetheless. No doubt if she went to a shelter she would be put down, but 40% of the time she wants to cuddle (on her terms) and she is sensitive to our emotions.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur] 1
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
#18823911 - 09/10/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Whatever decision you take OP do NOT give her away. A dog that bites is more likely to be abused by its new owner. I gave away a dog that constantly pissed on the floor and barked. I've felt bad ever since cause I worry whether she's being well treated.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Patlal]
#18823923 - 09/10/13 03:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I agree with Patlal. Dogs really should only have one owner.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
#18823943 - 09/10/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Unless you take it from an abusive owner.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18823948 - 09/10/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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VivaLaMushie said: One of my cats is bipolar and will scratch /smack you when you walk by her, she has always done this. We accept her for the crazy cunt she is and love her nonetheless. No doubt if she went to a shelter she would be put down, but 40% of the time she wants to cuddle (on her terms) and she is sensitive to our emotions.
My cat is the same way, and she get really aggressive at times when she's pissed off. Cats aren't the same as dogs though, cats are jerks.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur] 1
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azur said: If a dog bites, shoot it.
When I was a child, one of my brothers got bit by a dog we had. My mom took it on a walk through the field, dug a hole, threw a treat in the hole. Dog went in hole, ate treat, got a slug in the head. Mom filled in hole. Pretty genius I though. But that's farmer mentality
I'd bet your brother was the one being a cunt and the dog got killed for it.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: propensity]
#18824007 - 09/10/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't remember the exact incident. My brother is a cunt, so that is very likey.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
#18824041 - 09/10/13 04:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kill it with fire.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: ganjfather]
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I had to put one of my dogs down a couple months ago and it was hard. There was no way around it though. It bit me and I went back inside and half an hour later I got a call from my neighbor saying it had killed 3 goats and had his grand kid stuck in his tree house. 115 pound dog is a damn scary sight covered in blood. Dog was nuts but I still think of her all the time.
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That's intense.
Was it like that before this incident?
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: fee]
#18824110 - 09/10/13 04:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You did the right thing magic. Sorry to hear about your loss though.
I have an American bulldog and English mastiff mix now. Huge dog. He's chill as hell, but it would be fucking scary seeing him covered in blood
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
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This happens with small dogs. You let them do shit you wouldn't let a big dog do because of their size, and they end up thinking you're their bitch. I don't advocate hitting dogs, but if it happens again I'd smack the shit out of it. Show that little cunt whos boss.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: luvdemboomers]
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Nah she was a cool dog. My 2 year old used to treat her like shit pulling on her ears and shit but she would never even growl, never had an inkling that anything would go down like that. Never did find out what set her off. Im just thankful she didnt kill my kid or my neighbors and it was just some damn goats.
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magicbroncoride said: Nah she was a cool dog. My 2 year old used to treat her like shit pulling on her ears and shit but she would never even growl, never had an inkling that anything would go down like that. Never did find out what set her off. Im just thankful she didnt kill my kid or my neighbors and it was just some damn goats.
It's a dominance thing with you.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: luvdemboomers]
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I really don't want to give this dog up... but my mother is insisting. I feel like its my fault because I know its partially my fault. I feel terrible
thanks for all your replies
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
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After all the bullshit I caught for saying what I said, which I still stand by (in most cases), I read your post again..... damn dude. Obviously you're the problem. You let a little pussy dog dominate you. I'm not trying to put you down, but damn. Don't abandon your dog. If she ever bites YOU again, beat some fucking respect into that dog. Well fuck, I'm going to get more shit for that one. The dog of the family is ALWAYS to be the lowest member of the pack. Give your dog another chance. Treat her like a dog, NOT a person. Though if she ever bites anyone else, get your shovel.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: luvdemboomers]
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Konyap]
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How I roll. Ha ha. That was fucking hilarious
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Konyap]
#18824953 - 09/10/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you fight, it'll just think you're playing around.
That's when I fucking yell, at the top of my lungs and get visibly angry. No touching. It won't get the message, you have to litterally insult the thing in the angriest voice possible. I do that shit and now my friend invites me back to his house and I don't get humped anymore.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: luvdemboomers]
#18824977 - 09/10/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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luvdemboomers said: This happens with small dogs. You let them do shit you wouldn't let a big dog do because of their size, and they end up thinking you're their bitch. I don't advocate hitting dogs, but if it happens again I'd smack the shit out of it. Show that little cunt whos boss.
You dont even need to hit it, just pick it up and dominate it, be gentle but at the same time its gotta know what a pathetic little runt it is.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Konyap]
#18824980 - 09/10/13 07:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yelling like a grizzly bear could definitely work, but humping and biting are two different things. That sucks your friend's dog did that shit. That's why I treat my dog like a dog. No furniture, no begging, no humping (unless it's a hot German girl). He'll come say hi to my guests, ask for some loving, and then go lay down.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
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Sheekle said: Legally speaking, if a dog draws blood biting people more than once they're supposed to be put down. That's what I've been told anyway.
No, Sheekle. Legally, the dog is to be isolated for a set amount of time depending upon state regulations. After so many bites, it is common practice to put down any animal that is asserting this kind of aggression.
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azur said: I've only had to shoot one dog myself. Half chow half German Sheppard. Best dog ever. He was 16 and in horrible shape. He needed to be put down and I didn't want to be the one to do it, but I did. I figured a nice walk in the woods with a surprise 45 slug to the back of the head would be better for him than to be taken to a strange place with strange people and being put to sleep without anyone he loved. I admit, I did cry. What sucked most was I was living in Vermont at the time, and the ground was too frozen to dig a hole. Damn I miss that dog.
So left the dog above ground?
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azur said: If a dog bites, shoot it.
When I was a child, one of my brothers got bit by a dog we had. My mom took it on a walk through the field, dug a hole, threw a treat in the hole. Dog went in hole, ate treat, got a slug in the head. Mom filled in hole. Pretty genius I though. But that's farmer mentality
I'd bet your brother was the one being a cunt and the dog got killed for it.
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Your mother is an ignorant doof.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
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You don't understand this dog fucking RAPES anything that makes eye contact with him if he's in the mood.
He really does fucking wrestle though like UFC status, but it's hella embarassing getting pounded by a dog and then going home with phantom tremors.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Konyap]
#18825019 - 09/10/13 07:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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wasnt there a movie where some chick says you have to hump the dog to exert dominance?
its probly true, we bred my dog and when the pup got older she started humping the mother, i literally have to pull her off and scold her
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: hidenseek1]
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Well you could always try sucking his dick too, but I'm not sure everybody would be down for that.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: hidenseek1]
#18825057 - 09/10/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sorespore, you must be a teenage friend of the other name callers. What I love mist about me is no one can offend me. Hell, I even give you five shrooms like I did the other name caller.
I did not leave the dog on the ground. I put him in a deep freezer in one of the barns until a warm day came up and then buried him. The following year I planted a pot plant where I buried him.
I dated a girl who had a little dog that humped everything. Fuck that dog sucked. It was on my list of reasons to not be with the girl
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
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Sorespore, You gave me a rating and said, "STOP PROMOTING ANIMAL ABUSE OR GO AWAY.". No where in my posts do I promote that. I rated you too. Hope the ones I gave you aren't poisonous. Ha ha. Let me be your age for a moment and say the only animal abuse I promote is how I handle your mother while she rides my cock you crybaby pussy. Go feed a feral cat.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
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azur said: Sorespore, You gave me a rating and said, "STOP PROMOTING ANIMAL ABUSE OR GO AWAY.". No where in my posts do I promote that. I rated you too. Hope the ones I gave you aren't poisonous. Ha ha. Let me be your age for a moment and say the only animal abuse I promote is how I handle your mother while she rides my cock you crybaby pussy. Go feed a feral cat.
Yes you did, right here:
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Patlal]
#18825361 - 09/10/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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no but seriously, it doesnt like you getting up close to it like that, just give it its space and let it live. if it gets more dominant or territorial then you might not have a choice.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: SoreSpore]
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any yall ever observe how dogs establish a pecking order when they first meet---it can be fairly tame and friendly to errr ummm not!!---OP establish your pecking order----establish who the bitch is or maybe you already have--lol
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Patlal]
#18826217 - 09/11/13 01:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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this and
blame the owner.
man up and take care of it yourself
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
#18826236 - 09/11/13 01:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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azur said: Fire is born Educate yourself man. Goddamn
http://m.livescience.com/32342-is-a-dogs-mouth-cleaner-than-a-humans.html
You studied animal science..... You would make a shit vet....lazy and egotistical Why would I read a link about a claim I never made....I said more bacteria in your mouth than a dogs ass.....it was for emphasis. Id like to add I've dealt with dogs that bite and in almost all cases have resolved the problem with a little training and some understanding of the dogs behaviour. Did not just waste it because it was an "animal" goddamn brush monkey You sound religious and very uniformed when it comes to animals....where dod you study and what was your dissertation?
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
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We are getting rid of her tomorrow. I'm taking her to a park I've always wanted to go to and smoking a blunt. I don't want to sound like a pussy but I've been crying all day. Dog's truly are mans best friend. The health department or whatever the fuck are trying to take her away but we are going to give her to Pets in Distress before they get there grimy hands on her.
All of you who are able to put a bullet in between a family member's eyes are sick fucks who don't deserve dogs; and I mean that. I know I could have been a better owner, but that doesn't mean she deserves that. I hope she will find a good home
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Enlil] 1
#18826728 - 09/11/13 07:17 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enlil said: The problem isn't her. It's you. You're simply not equipped to handle her. Find her a home with someone who knows how to treat a dog like a dog and not like a buddy. You've let this dog establish dominance over you, and now you're her bitch. Unless you're willing to learn how to deal with the dog, it's time you've let the girl go.
Exactly this. You're the bitch of a 17lb dog. How does that make you feel? Man up and be the pack leader.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: SoreSpore]
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azur said: Sorespore, You gave me a rating and said, "STOP PROMOTING ANIMAL ABUSE OR GO AWAY.". No where in my posts do I promote that. I rated you too. Hope the ones I gave you aren't poisonous. Ha ha. Let me be your age for a moment and say the only animal abuse I promote is how I handle your mother while she rides my cock you crybaby pussy. Go feed a feral cat.
Yes you did, right here:
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azur said: If she ever bites YOU again, beat some fucking respect into that dog.
Is that really animal abuse? Retaliating physically when they physically act upon you? Force is a language dogs understand well, English - not quite, always. I wouldn't condone 'beating' really but a physical response, in a way that isn't particularly dangerous to your dog yet gets the point across, is warranted sometimes.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
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Enlil said: The problem isn't her. It's you. You're simply not equipped to handle her. Find her a home with someone who knows how to treat a dog like a dog and not like a buddy. You've let this dog establish dominance over you, and now you're her bitch. Unless you're willing to learn how to deal with the dog, it's time you've let the girl go.
Exactly this. You're the bitch of a 17lb dog. How does that make you feel? Man up and be the pack leader.
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Roflspammer said: We are getting rid of her tomorrow. I'm taking her to a park I've always wanted to go to and smoking a blunt. I don't want to sound like a pussy but I've been crying all day. Dog's truly are mans best friend. The health department or whatever the fuck are trying to take her away but we are going to give her to Pets in Distress before they get there grimy hands on her.
All of you who are able to put a bullet in between a family member's eyes are sick fucks who don't deserve dogs; and I mean that. I know I could have been a better owner, but that doesn't mean she deserves that. I hope she will find a good home
Sorry to hear it man. Go for a springer spaniel
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: twighead]
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azur said: Sorespore, You gave me a rating and said, "STOP PROMOTING ANIMAL ABUSE OR GO AWAY.". No where in my posts do I promote that. I rated you too. Hope the ones I gave you aren't poisonous. Ha ha. Let me be your age for a moment and say the only animal abuse I promote is how I handle your mother while she rides my cock you crybaby pussy. Go feed a feral cat.
Yes you did, right here:
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azur said: If she ever bites YOU again, beat some fucking respect into that dog.
Is that really animal abuse? Retaliating physically when they physically act upon you? Force is a language dogs understand well, English - not quite, always. I wouldn't condone 'beating' really but a physical response, in a way that isn't particularly dangerous to your dog yet gets the point across, is warranted sometimes.
Sometimes this only makes things worse
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
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Enlil said: The problem isn't her. It's you. You're simply not equipped to handle her. Find her a home with someone who knows how to treat a dog like a dog and not like a buddy. You've let this dog establish dominance over you, and now you're her bitch. Unless you're willing to learn how to deal with the dog, it's time you've let the girl go.
Exactly this. You're the bitch of a 17lb dog. How does that make you feel? Man up and be the pack leader.
Biting isn't just because of dominance. A lot of people have strong opinions here but no knowledge to base it on.....
No, it isn't always, but being dominated is the most common symptom of a poor dog owner. How about instead of spouting ad hominems YOU give some advice since you clearly know SO much about dogs?
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18826942 - 09/11/13 08:45 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You want me to give advice on a dog never even met or interacted with based on a small paragraph that a sensitive kid wrote? Ok....stop kissing its face I wouldn't call my response to you an ad hominem
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18826945 - 09/11/13 08:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Roflspammer said: We are getting rid of her tomorrow. I'm taking her to a park I've always wanted to go to and smoking a blunt. I don't want to sound like a pussy but I've been crying all day. Dog's truly are mans best friend. The health department or whatever the fuck are trying to take her away but we are going to give her to Pets in Distress before they get there grimy hands on her.
All of you who are able to put a bullet in between a family member's eyes are sick fucks who don't deserve dogs; and I mean that. I know I could have been a better owner, but that doesn't mean she deserves that. I hope she will find a good home
i never heard of pets in distress, but it sounds alot better then the original idea
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Corporal Kielbasa said: Respect the dogs space and stop putting your face in its!!!!
I have mixed feelings about your point here. On the one hand it does seem fairly straightforward and logical. On the other hand, I have seen tons of people do this kind of thing with their dogs, and IMHO any decent dog (save one used strictly as a guard dog) should be tame enough where they're not going to bite a human for that kind of thing.
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Roflspammer said: All of you who are able to put a bullet in between a family member's eyes are sick fucks who don't deserve dogs; and I mean that. I know I could have been a better owner, but that doesn't mean she deserves that. I hope she will find a good home
I understand that you're upset with all this stuff going on, but that was kind of an asshole thing to say. I know opinions on such a sensitive issue are bound to differ, but even many animal lovers agree that in certain situations, at a certain point, some animals have to be "put down." From there it's merely a matter of opinion as to what you consider more humane. I thought one of the posters here (I forget which) had a decent point when he said he felt that going for a walk in the woods, with a quick, painless ending may have seemed more humane than dragging the dog to the vet, which might scare or upset him (especially if dogs have any sense of intuition) just to have that person kill the dog for you...
It's just a difference in opinion.
If it were me (being killed), I'd probably rather the walk in the woods with the unexpected ending, than being dragged to a place I disliked for some strangers (however caring) to give me a cold, clinical death.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: CidneyIndole]
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Tonight's the last night I will be enjoying her company. Going on a nice blunt walk through a national forest as the sun sets. She has always been my smoking buddy and this is what I hope to remember, among many other joyous occasions.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18828352 - 09/11/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sasha's going upstate.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18828456 - 09/11/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Up to doggie daycare she goes
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Konyap]
#18828475 - 09/11/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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That picture makes me sad Best of luck to Sasha and fuck the people who tell you to hurt the dog.
I've never seen any of my dogs get violent towards humans. My dog will nip me in the face occasionally but only after I've been bullying him. He's a 20 pound boston terrier and enjoys being pushed around by myself and the other dogs but if he bites too hard I will use that angry voice or hold him down so the pug can get a nip back. Even if he is the one that turns up the intensity of our wrestling matches its my damn fault for trying to wrestle a dog!
Same concept as the face in face. You can't blame her for defending her personal territory and in this case you were the one who "turned up the intensity" by getting so close!
Telling people that euthanizing a family dog is inhumane is a bit wrong in my opinion tho. I won't push that any further tho because I'm sure you have a shit ton of uncontrollable feelings and emotions. Take care and since the decision is your moms... use this as your learning experience
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer] 1
#18828634 - 09/11/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tonight's the last night I will be enjoying her company. Going on a nice blunt walk through a national forest as the sun sets. She has always been my smoking buddy and this is what I hope to remember, among many other joyous occasions.
What a cunty looking dog.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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naw its a beautiful looking dog
shitzu gotta be the funniest dogs, runing in circles and acting all strange, rubing the floor makeing weird noises
mine only runs in clockwise circles for some reason
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You should keep the dog.
If that dog is dominanting you then its you that needs to leave not the dog.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: hidenseek1]
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next time it bites you throw it across the fucking room. Dogs are spoiled as fuck. We feed them, walk them, pick up their shit, and care for them. All we want in return is companionship. They think that you're their servant. Maybe the dog doesn't liked to be kissed. I'd try to reestablish your dominance. The dog relies on you for survival...remind your dog of that.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: fee]
#18828673 - 09/11/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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This whole thread is ridiculous. There have been well over 15 responses detailing him being an irresponsible dog owner. I hope the dog made it to a caring home that will treat him better.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Shining Cosmos] 1
#18828677 - 09/11/13 04:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shining Cosmos said: next time it bites you throw it across the fucking room.
Abuse the animal, good idea. Worthwhile post.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: SoreSpore] 1
#18828696 - 09/11/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shining Cosmos said: next time it bites you throw it across the fucking room.
Abuse the animal, good idea. Worthwhile post.
I'm not saying op should injure the dog by any means. It just needs to be reminded that those kinds of behaviors are not okay. After all, the dog is biting him and drawing blood. It's the same as slapping your dog...or spanking your child. It's certainly better than shooting it. A three foot toss isn't going to fucking hurt it, and it certainly won't draw blood. So yes, it is a worthwhile post.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Shining Cosmos] 2
#18828825 - 09/11/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah Hit And Kill Dogs. Poison Them And Throw Them. Best Dog THread On The Shroomery. If Ur Dog Barks Hit It In The Brain With A shovel
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: teamkiller]
#18828830 - 09/11/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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how come u've been starting every word with a capital letter lately
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Shining Cosmos]
#18828845 - 09/11/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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She doesn't bite anyone else...
What is the constant in this equation?
As someone else said: it seems the problem isn't her... It's you (and your daily dog-kissing).
Watch all the Cesar Millan you can and learn the dynamics of the man-dog relationship before getting a new dog (and loving it to death, also).
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Sheekle]
#18828847 - 09/11/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: how come u've been starting every word with a capital letter lately
Because he can't spell addicted
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: fee]
#18828860 - 09/11/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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teamkiller said: If Ur Dog Barks Hit It In The Brain With A shovel
I thought this said "bites" before not barks, now it's even more hardcore
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Sheekle said: how come u've been starting every word with a capital letter lately
Because he can't spell addicted
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Sheekle]
#18828885 - 09/11/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Somwhow My PhNe Turnes On Autocapitolize And Also Auto Spellcheck Is Off.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: teamkiller]
#18828907 - 09/11/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Teamkillers probably been jacking off to the thought of this dog getting killed this entire time.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#18828921 - 09/11/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I expect he is making a sarcastic play against the destructive theme ran through the thread; actually being a dog-lover.
But maybe his typing is terrible because he really is using only one hand.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: flickedbic]
#18828927 - 09/11/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I expect he is making a sarcastic play against the destructive theme ran through the thread; actually being a dog-lover.
he really does hate dogs a lot actually
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: flickedbic]
#18828929 - 09/11/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You should meet teamkiller he stand like six foot five. 240 pounds of solid muscle. Tattoos everywhere.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: flickedbic] 1
#18828934 - 09/11/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I expect he is making a sarcastic play against the destructive theme ran through the thread; actually being a dog-lover.
But maybe his typing is terrible because he really is using only one hand. 
He's not, he literally wanted to poison his neighbors dog because it barked at him. Narcissistic fuck.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Sheekle]
#18828957 - 09/11/13 05:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yea; I just read his ratings many referencing that dog-poisoning thread. No wonder he only has 3 shrooms.
I just assumed by the juvenile quality to the posts he was making here that it was a joke.
Weak, teamkiller.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: fee]
#18828975 - 09/11/13 05:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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fee said: You should meet teamkiller. she stand like six foot five. 240 pounds of solid muscle. Tattoos everywhere.
She has tattoos? 
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: vinsue]
#18828986 - 09/11/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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She? lawl
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: twighead]
#18829035 - 09/11/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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everything i say always is multi-dimensional.
I made the poisoning dog thread to troll the shroomery. The shroomery is usually super tough guy and pro personal protection, but i know everyone loves dogs so i was pointing out how people love dogs more than personal protection. people on the shroomery like tell each other to break someone's legs who rips you off for 20$
This thread i was hoping to point out the insanity of dog loving shroomery talking about killing and hurting dogs, and also making fun of my own hatred for dogs.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: teamkiller]
#18829040 - 09/11/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: twighead]
#18829187 - 09/11/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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twighead said: Force is a language dogs understand well, English - not quite, always. I wouldn't condone 'beating' really but a physical response, in a way that isn't particularly dangerous to your dog yet gets the point across, is warranted sometimes.
when i was growing up, i was taught if a dog tries to be dominant with you, to bite it in the snout. not hard enough to take a chunk of meat out but enough to cause pain. i dont agree with that idea but if you think of the way dogs bite and fight for dominance, it works. and ive seen a man bite a dog like that once, damn straight it worked.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Absolem0918]
#18829257 - 09/11/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Seems to me OP is kind of a dumb ass that should not even have a goldfish. Not to mention the dog is probably inbred, Happens a lot with those small breeds. OPs reaction is like getting mad at an autistic person for throwing a fit. I feel worse for the dog having a stupid owner.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: r00tuuu123]
#18829497 - 09/11/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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That dog looks like a small white furry orc, sorry OP but those kinds of dogs are ugly as hell and sooooo annoying Usually have the biggest case of little man(dog) syndrome ever.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: twighead]
#18830017 - 09/11/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Didnt read through this thread but seriously OP wtf is wrong with you?
Dont put your dog down, you even said yourself, it hardly grazes you and draws blood.
I tackle my dogs and they scratch me and draw blood.
You got a 17lb dog "graze" for the 9th time. Jesus my chihuahua bites my ankles everytime I tell him we are going on a car ride.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: JusTsHroomiNn]
#18830202 - 09/11/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't understand this thread at all.
I don't think I would even notice if that thing bit me. I'd probably laugh at it and slap it in the face.
There is no reason the dog has to be put down because it nipped you a couple times, especially when it's such a little shit dog that can't do damage.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Everlong]
#18830263 - 09/11/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't think I would even notice if that thing bit me. I'd probably laugh at it and slap it in the face.
\\well its not gonna kill you cause you could kick the thing across the room, shitzu bites still hurt, mines drawn blood, and there still dogs,, dogs have pretty good force in thier bites
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: hidenseek1]
#18830295 - 09/11/13 10:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't think I would even notice if that thing bit me. I'd probably laugh at it and slap it in the face.
\\well its not gonna kill you cause you could kick the thing across the room, shitzu bites still hurt, mines drawn blood, and there still dogs,, dogs have pretty good force in thier bites
I don't want to sound like I abuse dogs or some shit but it's just a tiny dog, I'd grab it by the back of the neck and yell at it or something. if this thing was a full sized dog I would be more understanding of OP. I got bit by a pitbull and rottweiler at the same time in my hands (got inbetween them fighting). But the thing is practically an ankle biter, shih tzus look like hairy gremlins to me.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: teamkiller]
#18831105 - 09/12/13 03:35 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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teamkiller said: everything i say always is multi-dimensional.
I made the poisoning dog thread to troll the shroomery. The shroomery is usually super tough guy and pro personal protection, but i know everyone loves dogs so i was pointing out how people love dogs more than personal protection. people on the shroomery like tell each other to break someone's legs who rips you off for 20$
This thread i was hoping to point out the insanity of dog loving shroomery talking about killing and hurting dogs, and also making fun of my own hatred for dogs.
 Sure you were
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
#18831114 - 09/12/13 03:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fire is Born said:
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teamkiller said: everything i say always is multi-dimensional.
I made the poisoning dog thread to troll the shroomery. The shroomery is usually super tough guy and pro personal protection, but i know everyone loves dogs so i was pointing out how people love dogs more than personal protection. people on the shroomery like tell each other to break someone's legs who rips you off for 20$
This thread i was hoping to point out the insanity of dog loving shroomery talking about killing and hurting dogs, and also making fun of my own hatred for dogs.
 Sure you were
Dogs can bite in frustration, fear, excitement, anger etc.....why does everyone assume smacking it will help. The advice is very simple. Stop kissing its face. Little terriers and other annoying dogs tend to be more nippy. Respect it's personal space. Other things will be sufficient for punishment if absolutely necessary. Water pistols can work very well. Also give the dog boundaries too. If you really want to kiss the dog. Reinforce the act with treats...
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
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Fire is Born said:
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Fire is Born said:
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teamkiller said: everything i say always is multi-dimensional.
I made the poisoning dog thread to troll the shroomery. The shroomery is usually super tough guy and pro personal protection, but i know everyone loves dogs so i was pointing out how people love dogs more than personal protection. people on the shroomery like tell each other to break someone's legs who rips you off for 20$
This thread i was hoping to point out the insanity of dog loving shroomery talking about killing and hurting dogs, and also making fun of my own hatred for dogs.
 Sure you were
Dogs can bite in frustration, fear, excitement, anger etc.....why does everyone assume smacking it will help. The advice is very simple. Stop kissing its face. Little terriers and other annoying dogs tend to be more nippy. Respect it's personal space. Other things will be sufficient for punishment if absolutely necessary. Water pistols can work very well. Also give the dog boundaries too. If you really want to kiss the dog. Reinforce the act with treats...
Disagree with your second sentence, agree with the rest.
It's called conditioning. Animals learn that when an action causes them pain, they will no longer commit that action.
Sorry, but if a dog bit me I would have a hard time not smacking it back out of retaliation. Now if I was doing something that the dog has shown not to enjoy (like OP's need to continue kissing his dog on the head even though it will bite him ) and got bit, then it's my own fault.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Everlong]
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teamkiller said: everything i say always is multi-dimensional.
I made the poisoning dog thread to troll the shroomery. The shroomery is usually super tough guy and pro personal protection, but i know everyone loves dogs so i was pointing out how people love dogs more than personal protection. people on the shroomery like tell each other to break someone's legs who rips you off for 20$
This thread i was hoping to point out the insanity of dog loving shroomery talking about killing and hurting dogs, and also making fun of my own hatred for dogs.
 Sure you were
Dogs can bite in frustration, fear, excitement, anger etc.....why does everyone assume smacking it will help. The advice is very simple. Stop kissing its face. Little terriers and other annoying dogs tend to be more nippy. Respect it's personal space. Other things will be sufficient for punishment if absolutely necessary. Water pistols can work very well. Also give the dog boundaries too. If you really want to kiss the dog. Reinforce the act with treats...
Disagree with your second sentence, agree with the rest.
It's called conditioning. Animals learn that when an action causes them pain, they will no longer commit that action.
Sorry, but if a dog bit me I would have a hard time not smacking it back out of retaliation. Now if I was doing something that the dog has shown not to enjoy (like OP's need to continue kissing his dog on the head even though it will bite him ) and got bit, then it's my own fault.
Sure. But I'm going to go ahead and guess that you've never dealt with some real troublesome dogs. Some will just become more aggressive. ...why would you want to smack a scared dog biting from fear? Would you do the same to a child? Everyone is all badass. The dog is warning you with a small bite. Not attacking you. So it's not biting out of rage. If half you guys took on a raging doberman you'd be fucked. They go for your neck...not a small hand or ass bite. Beaing a dog isn't the answer to all your problems
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Everlong]
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I'm about to just show this discussion to her; I personally think she is overreacting. We baby that dog, I pick her up, she picks her up, she sleeps on beds, sits on couches, sits on chairs, is carried around, etc. The bud and all of your comments really helped me think things through and instead of being all sad I am presenting examples of what we do to promote her behavior to my mom. Her argument is that it will inevitably happen again and will probably be alot worse. She wants to baby the dog though. I told her last night stop picking up the dog and kissing it and putting it on the bed but she goes "I did this with all my other dogs and they never did this"
Its going to be difficult but the Health Department of PA called and said she will be quarantined here for 10 days, hopefully buying me time.
Anticlimactic as shit though because that won't turn out to be her last walk
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
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Fire is Born said: Sure. But I'm going to go ahead and guess that you've never dealt with some real troublesome dogs. Some will just become more aggressive. ...why would you want to smack a scared dog biting from fear? Would you do the same to a child?
Thats what happens to her. She gets more agressive. If she growls and I say no, she growls louder. If I smack her upside the head and pick her up by the scruff of the neck and then put her on her back, she still growls and as soon as I let her go she gets angry again and nips. If I put her in her cage because she did bad she will go balistic.I'll try the spray bottle.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
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Thats what happens to her. She gets more agressive. If she growls and I say no, she growlslouder. If I smack her upside the head and pick her up by the scruff of the neck and then put her on her back, she still growls and as soon as I let her go she gets angry again and nips. If I put her in her cage because she did bad she will go balistic.I'll try the spray bottle.
Try the spray or put her outside. Ignore her completely. Also reward good behaviour. You need to do some reading and seek advice outside of the shroomery. Too many badasses here....
If id have to guess I would say she is asserting her dominance over your mother. She is protective of your mum. Have to reinstate your roll. Not through hitting. Seek advice...
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
#18831322 - 09/12/13 06:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fire is Born said: Sure. But I'm going to go ahead and guess that you've never dealt with some real troublesome dogs. Some will just become more aggressive. ...why would you want to smack a scared dog biting from fear? Would you do the same to a child? Everyone is all badass. The dog is warning you with a small bite. Not attacking you. So it's not biting out of rage. If half you guys took on a raging doberman you'd be fucked. They go for your neck...not a small hand or ass bite. Beaing a dog isn't the answer to all your problems 
Yes, I have dealt with troublesome dogs.
So now you know the dog is biting out of fear? You have no idea if the dog is biting out of anger or fear, or if it just has a brain tumor that makes it bat shit insane.
Yes, I would probably smack a small child for biting me. In fact, my uncle did the same thing to me when I was a toddler and guess what? I never bit him or anyone again.
Dobermans must be some smart dogs brah, only going for your neck and all.
There is a difference between beating a dog and physically disciplining it. Beating implies a continued assault.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Everlong]
#18831352 - 09/12/13 07:10 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Everlong said:
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Fire is Born said: Sure. But I'm going to go ahead and guess that you've never dealt with some real troublesome dogs. Some will just become more aggressive. ...why would you want to smack a scared dog biting from fear? Would you do the same to a child? Everyone is all badass. The dog is warning you with a small bite. Not attacking you. So it's not biting out of rage. If half you guys took on a raging doberman you'd be fucked. They go for your neck...not a small hand or ass bite. Beaing a dog isn't the answer to all your problems 
Yes, I have dealt with troublesome dogs.
So now you know the dog is biting out of fear? You have no idea if the dog is biting out of anger or fear, or if it just has a brain tumor that makes it bat shit insane.
Yes, I would probably smack a small child for biting me. In fact, my uncle did the same thing to me when I was a toddler and guess what? I never bit him or anyone again.
Dobermans must be some smart dogs brah, only going for your neck and all.
There is a difference between beating a dog and physically disciplining it. Beating implies a continued assault.
Do you read at all or just puff your chest and type? Since you're so good at this...why do all the obedience trainers and dog behaviour therapist with very successful results not hit the dogs? Why is it that many children who have problems that are hit just get worse. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. You couldn't sort a trounked dog dude. You would end up making it worse...getting bit real bad and cause the demise of the dog through your own retarded bravado. A hit can work at the right time. This clearly isn't one.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
#18831390 - 09/12/13 07:31 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nope, I didn't read it. Just puffed my chest out and magically knew what you wrote so I could respond to it.
I've been bitten by dogs before, too lazy to explain, but I definitely smacked both of them in the head. The dogs didn't "get worse."
Once again, there is a difference between physical discipline and "beating," as you worded it.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Everlong]
#18831454 - 09/12/13 07:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fuck this thread. Be careful guys. There are crybaby rats in this thread who will get you banned.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Everlong]
#18831526 - 09/12/13 08:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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And this guy tried with his dog and it didn't work...he tried multiple times. .
So what now? Hit her harder or more often? Let's have it
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
#18831548 - 09/12/13 08:21 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fire is Born said: And this guy tried with his dog and it didn't work...he tried multiple times. .
So what now? Hit her harder or more often? Let's have it
Where did he say that?
In his original post he says "We have tried dog obedience, dog trainers and the like." Only later in the thread he says he tried grabbing the dog and saying no, but that's not actually hitting it.
Sounds more like he tried your approach and it didn't solve anything.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18831582 - 09/12/13 08:34 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Get rid of her Give her a 10th chance Put her down STAL
Poll invalid. Were's "Be a proper owner and train that bitch not to bite you on the face". You're suggesting passive things, time to get active and train.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Everlong]
#18831681 - 09/12/13 09:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Everlong said:
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Fire is Born said: And this guy tried with his dog and it didn't work...he tried multiple times. .
So what now? Hit her harder or more often? Let's have it
Where did he say that?
In his original post he says "We have tried dog obedience, dog trainers and the like." Only later in the thread he says he tried grabbing the dog and saying no, but that's not actually hitting it.
Sounds more like he tried your approach and it didn't solve anything.
My bad. Thought he had.....this changes everything. Blast that cunt with a supersoaker or smack its ass
I thought he'd done this and it changed nothing.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
#18832306 - 09/12/13 12:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fire is Born said:
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Everlong said:
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Fire is Born said: And this guy tried with his dog and it didn't work...he tried multiple times. .
So what now? Hit her harder or more often? Let's have it
Where did he say that?
In his original post he says "We have tried dog obedience, dog trainers and the like." Only later in the thread he says he tried grabbing the dog and saying no, but that's not actually hitting it.
Sounds more like he tried your approach and it didn't solve anything.
My bad. Thought he had.....this changes everything. Blast that cunt with a supersoaker or smack its ass
I thought he'd done this and it changed nothing.
We used to hit her with a news paper and she'd get more aggressive. Then we switched to actually smacking. I did state that we hit her. WHen she bit me I not only smacked her right side the head but I picked her up by the scruff and brought her outside on her back. She gets more aggressive when we respond with physicality
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18832315 - 09/12/13 12:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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 Thanks for rolling things back my way. Was anyone around when she bit you?
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
#18832326 - 09/12/13 12:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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howitzer 155mm. should fit perfectly.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: anne halonium]
#18832338 - 09/12/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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anne halonium said: howitzer 155mm. should fit perfectly.
Too late
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: anne halonium]
#18832352 - 09/12/13 12:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Everlong]
#18832583 - 09/12/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fire is Born said: or if it just has a brain tumor that makes it bat shit insane.
i had a problem dog who ended up having a brain tumor. very cranky. he acted that way until the day he died.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Shining Cosmos]
#18832626 - 09/12/13 02:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fire is Born said: or if it just has a brain tumor that makes it bat shit insane.
i had a problem dog who ended up having a brain tumor. very cranky. he acted that way until the day he died.
My friend has a cat with mental problems, its a burmese and it's eyes kinds look at it's nose. Awesome and beautiful cath though. He's called marbles. I found this relevant
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
#18833447 - 09/12/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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 Thanks for rolling things back my way. Was anyone around when she bit you?
No; we decided she is possessive awhile ago. When no one is around she is fine with me; no growling at all. I was just stupid and got in her personal space... but usually she is fine. The only time she growls is when my mother is home. I can't go in any room that my mom and her are in without her growling.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18833520 - 09/12/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fire is Born said:
 Thanks for rolling things back my way. Was anyone around when she bit you?
No; we decided she is possessive awhile ago. When no one is around she is fine with me; no growling at all. I was just stupid and got in her personal space... but usually she is fine. The only time she growls is when my mother is home. I can't go in any room that my mom and her are in without her growling.
So get advice on how to break that. She is dominant over your mother and you. She thinks she's in charge.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18833525 - 09/12/13 05:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Its going to be difficult but the Health Department of PA called and said she will be quarantined here for 10 days, hopefully buying me time.
Wait a minute you and your mom sound like douche bags. Who ratted the dog out you or Mommie sounds like one or both of you should be put down. Christ on friday You and mom sound like your the problems. Good lord grow the fuck up and quit being such a mamas boy. I think I was right in my first assessment and you should not even own a goldfish.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: r00tuuu123]
#18833545 - 09/12/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just pop it already. Me and a couple friends actually got a cop to put a dog down for us once, it was starting to act aggressive towards the kids and nipped one, she needed 7 stitchs. He missed the first shot
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#18838507 - 09/13/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Honestly though this behavioral problem was probably brought on by years of teasing and non dominant behavior towards the dog. Reacting with force is fine if you have a dominant and relatively normal relationship with your dog. They usually learn immediately. In this case it was probably sporadic and dominance was never properly impressed on the dog. Definitely a shitty dog owner all around. When it gets to this point though theres usually nothing you can do to correct it. The behaviors are already to far ingrained.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] 1
#18839037 - 09/13/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Have you tried using a shock training collar? My pit used to nip at me when she was a pup and we used a training collar on her for a couple months. she turned 5 in august and hasn't nipped me since.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18839099 - 09/13/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Idk if someone's said this or not but:
I know that dog and you are probably pretty dam close, but its bit you ten friggin times?!
If you've tried training it, and its 17 and acting up like that, you could have some serious problems in the future..
If you take her for a walk, and there's kids, or if you have little kids in your house that want to "pet the puppy" and she flips out and starts attacking someone's child, do you want to be liable for that?
Not only would they give you a hefty hearty fine, you'd be sued, and your dog would be put down no matter what..
Save yourself all that trouble, spend 3 days with just you and your dog.. Seriously bond and say your goodbyes, and have her euthanized... It sounds really hard to do... If she didn't do this in the prime of her life, then this could be a sign that she's getting old and forgetting who you are and going on her basic instincts and attacking you..
Weather or not that's the case, its really not worth risking someone's safety no matter how big the dog is.
I'm really sorry to hear this.. I couldn't imagine being in your shoes, if this happened to my kitty I'd be crying a lot:(
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
#18839155 - 09/13/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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throw ur dog off a bridge, like a reall high one.
get all high before u do it and pretend ur a hashassin.
also after u kill ur dog tell ur mom u don't love her anymore and never will because she made u kill the dog.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: teamkiller]
#18839236 - 09/13/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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teamkiller said: throw ur dog off a bridge, like a reall high one.
get all high before u do it and pretend ur a hashassin.
also after u kill ur dog tell ur mom u don't love her anymore and never will because she made u kill the dog.
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