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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
    #18831582 - 09/12/13 08:34 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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        Get rid of her
Give her a 10th chance
Put her down
STAL





Poll invalid. Were's "Be a proper owner and train that bitch not to bite you on the face".
You're suggesting passive things, time to get active and train.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Everlong]
    #18831681 - 09/12/13 09:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Fire is Born said:
And this guy tried with his dog and it didn't work...he tried multiple times. .

So what now? Hit her harder or more often?
Let's have it



Where did he say that?

In his original post he says "We have tried dog obedience, dog trainers and the like." Only later in the thread he says he tried grabbing the dog and saying no, but that's not actually hitting it.

Sounds more like he tried your approach and it didn't solve anything.



My bad. Thought he had.....this changes everything.  Blast that cunt with a supersoaker or  smack its ass

I thought he'd done this and it changed nothing.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
    #18832306 - 09/12/13 12:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Fire is Born said:
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Everlong said:
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Fire is Born said:
And this guy tried with his dog and it didn't work...he tried multiple times. .

So what now? Hit her harder or more often?
Let's have it



Where did he say that?

In his original post he says "We have tried dog obedience, dog trainers and the like." Only later in the thread he says he tried grabbing the dog and saying no, but that's not actually hitting it.

Sounds more like he tried your approach and it didn't solve anything.



My bad. Thought he had.....this changes everything.  Blast that cunt with a supersoaker or  smack its ass

I thought he'd done this and it changed nothing.





We used to hit her with a news paper and she'd get more aggressive. Then we switched to actually smacking. I did state that we hit her. WHen she bit me I not only smacked her right side the head but I picked her up by the scruff and brought her outside on her back. She gets more aggressive when we respond with physicality


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
    #18832315 - 09/12/13 12:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:manofapproval:
Thanks for rolling things back my way. Was anyone around when she bit you?


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
    #18832326 - 09/12/13 12:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

howitzer 155mm.
should fit perfectly.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: anne halonium]
    #18832338 - 09/12/13 12:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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anne halonium said:
howitzer 155mm.
should fit perfectly.




Too late


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: anne halonium]
    #18832352 - 09/12/13 12:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

No wonder you are an Opt Out...  :picard:  . . . :peace:


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Everlong]
    #18832583 - 09/12/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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or if it just has a brain tumor that makes it bat shit insane.





i had a problem dog who ended up having a brain tumor. very cranky. he acted that way until the day he died.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #18832626 - 09/12/13 02:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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or if it just has a brain tumor that makes it bat shit insane.





i had a problem dog who ended up having a brain tumor. very cranky. he acted that way until the day he died.



My friend has a cat with mental problems, its a burmese and it's eyes kinds look at it's nose. Awesome and beautiful cath though. He's called marbles.
I found this relevant


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
    #18833447 - 09/12/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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:manofapproval:
Thanks for rolling things back my way. Was anyone around when she bit you?




No; we decided she is possessive awhile ago. When no one is around she is fine with me; no growling at all. I was just stupid and got in her personal space... but usually she is fine. The only time she growls is when my mother is home. I can't go in any room that my mom and her are in without her growling.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
    #18833520 - 09/12/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Fire is Born said:
:manofapproval:
Thanks for rolling things back my way. Was anyone around when she bit you?




No; we decided she is possessive awhile ago. When no one is around she is fine with me; no growling at all. I was just stupid and got in her personal space... but usually she is fine. The only time she growls is when my mother is home. I can't go in any room that my mom and her are in without her growling.



So get advice on how to break that. She is dominant over your mother and you.  She thinks she's in charge.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
    #18833525 - 09/12/13 05:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Its going to be difficult but the Health Department of PA called and said she will be quarantined here for 10 days, hopefully buying me time.



Wait a minute you and your mom sound like douche bags. Who ratted the dog out you or Mommie sounds like one or both of you should be put down.
Christ on friday You and mom sound like your the problems. Good lord grow the fuck up and quit being such a mamas boy. I think I was right in my first assessment and you should not even own a goldfish. :inbred:


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #18833545 - 09/12/13 06:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Just pop it already. Me and a couple friends actually got a cop to put a dog down for us once, it was starting to act aggressive towards the kids and nipped one, she needed 7 stitchs. He missed the first shot :smirk:


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18838507 - 09/13/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Honestly though this behavioral problem was probably brought on by years of teasing and non dominant behavior towards the dog. Reacting with force is fine if you have a dominant and relatively normal relationship with your dog. They usually learn immediately. In this case it was probably sporadic and dominance was never properly impressed on the dog. Definitely a shitty dog owner all around. When it gets to this point though theres usually nothing you can do to correct it. The behaviors are already to far ingrained.

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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 1
    #18839037 - 09/13/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Have you tried using a shock training collar? My pit used to nip at me when she was a pup and we used a training collar on her for a couple months. she turned 5 in august and hasn't nipped me since.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
    #18839099 - 09/13/13 10:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Idk if someone's said this or not but:


I know that dog and you are probably pretty dam close, but its bit you ten friggin times?!

If you've tried training it, and its 17 and acting up like that, you could have some serious problems in the future..

If you take her for a walk, and there's kids, or if you have little kids in your house that want to "pet the puppy" and she flips out and starts attacking someone's child, do you want to be liable for that?

Not only would they give you a hefty hearty fine, you'd be sued, and your dog would be put down no matter what..

Save yourself all that trouble, spend 3 days with just you and your dog.. Seriously bond and say your goodbyes, and have her euthanized... It sounds really hard to do... If she didn't do this in the prime of her life, then this could be a sign that she's getting old and forgetting who you are and going on her basic instincts and attacking you..

Weather or not that's the case, its really not worth risking someone's safety no matter how big the dog is.


I'm really sorry to hear this.. I couldn't imagine being in your shoes, if this happened to my kitty I'd be crying a lot:(


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
    #18839155 - 09/13/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

throw ur dog off a bridge, like a reall high one.

get all high before u do it and pretend ur a hashassin.

also after u kill ur dog tell ur mom u don't love her anymore and never will because she made u kill the dog.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: teamkiller]
    #18839236 - 09/13/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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throw ur dog off a bridge, like a reall high one.

get all high before u do it and pretend ur a hashassin.

also after u kill ur dog tell ur mom u don't love her anymore and never will because she made u kill the dog.


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