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OfflineShining Cosmos
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18828672 - 09/11/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

next time it bites you throw it across the fucking room. Dogs are spoiled as fuck. We feed them, walk them, pick up their shit, and care for them. All we want in return is companionship. They think that you're their servant. Maybe the dog doesn't liked to be kissed. I'd try to reestablish your dominance. The dog relies on you for survival...remind your dog of that.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: fee]
    #18828673 - 09/11/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This whole thread is ridiculous. There have been well over 15 responses detailing him being an irresponsible dog owner. I hope the dog made it to a caring home that will treat him better.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Shining Cosmos] * 1
    #18828677 - 09/11/13 04:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Shining Cosmos said:
next time it bites you throw it across the fucking room.



Abuse the animal, good idea. Worthwhile post.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: SoreSpore] * 1
    #18828696 - 09/11/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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SoreSpore said:
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Shining Cosmos said:
next time it bites you throw it across the fucking room.



Abuse the animal, good idea. Worthwhile post.




I'm not saying op should injure the dog by any means. It just needs to be reminded that those kinds of behaviors are not okay. After all, the dog is biting him and drawing blood. It's the same as slapping your dog...or spanking your child. It's certainly better than shooting it. A three foot toss isn't going to fucking hurt it, and it certainly won't draw blood. So yes, it is a worthwhile post.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Shining Cosmos] * 2
    #18828825 - 09/11/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah Hit And Kill Dogs.  Poison Them And Throw Them.  Best Dog THread On The Shroomery.  If Ur Dog Barks Hit It In The Brain With A shovel


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: teamkiller]
    #18828830 - 09/11/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

how come u've been starting every word with a capital letter lately


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #18828845 - 09/11/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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She doesn't bite anyone else...




What is the constant in this equation?

As someone else said: it seems the problem isn't her... It's you (and your daily dog-kissing).

Watch all the Cesar Millan you can and learn the dynamics of the man-dog relationship before getting a new dog (and loving it to death, also).


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Sheekle]
    #18828847 - 09/11/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
how come u've been starting every word with a capital letter lately



Because he can't spell addicted


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: fee]
    #18828860 - 09/11/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

teamkiller said:
  If Ur Dog Barks Hit It In The Brain With A shovel



I thought this said "bites" before not barks, now it's even more hardcore

Quote:

fee said:
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Sheekle said:
how come u've been starting every word with a capital letter lately



Because he can't spell addicted



:mypleasure:


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Sheekle]
    #18828885 - 09/11/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Somwhow My PhNe Turnes On Autocapitolize And Also Auto Spellcheck Is Off. 

Kill Dogs Every day


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: teamkiller]
    #18828907 - 09/11/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Teamkillers probably been jacking off to the thought of this dog getting killed this entire time.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18828921 - 09/11/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:smile:I expect he is making a sarcastic play against the destructive theme ran through the thread; actually being a dog-lover.

But maybe his typing is terrible because he really is using only one hand. :frown:


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2)Amanita (urine drank twice)
3)Mushrooms > Achuma 16"+cid(still need higher dose Achuma)> Cid (still need high dose)
4)Morning Glory-HBWR (+cumin, cinnamon aldehyde adducts) > Methyl chavicol (need more activators)
5)Salvia (need to try quid)


All readable matter in the above post is ficticious... any similarities to real life are purely coincidental.

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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: flickedbic]
    #18828927 - 09/11/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

flickedbic said:
:smile:I expect he is making a sarcastic play against the destructive theme ran through the thread; actually being a dog-lover.



he really does hate dogs a lot actually


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"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: flickedbic]
    #18828929 - 09/11/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You should meet teamkiller he stand like six foot five. 240 pounds of solid muscle. Tattoos everywhere.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: flickedbic] * 1
    #18828934 - 09/11/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

flickedbic said:
:smile:I expect he is making a sarcastic play against the destructive theme ran through the thread; actually being a dog-lover.

But maybe his typing is terrible because he really is using only one hand. :frown:




He's not, he literally wanted to poison his neighbors dog because it barked at him. Narcissistic fuck.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Sheekle]
    #18828957 - 09/11/13 05:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yea; I just read his ratings many referencing that dog-poisoning thread.  No wonder he only has 3 shrooms.

I just assumed by the juvenile quality to the posts he was making here that it was a joke.

Weak, teamkiller.


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1)Combo of oral DMT + smoked Bufotenine
2)Amanita (urine drank twice)
3)Mushrooms > Achuma 16"+cid(still need higher dose Achuma)> Cid (still need high dose)
4)Morning Glory-HBWR (+cumin, cinnamon aldehyde adducts) > Methyl chavicol (need more activators)
5)Salvia (need to try quid)


All readable matter in the above post is ficticious... any similarities to real life are purely coincidental.

Blessing.


Edited by flickedbic (09/11/13 05:35 PM)


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: fee]
    #18828975 - 09/11/13 05:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
You should meet teamkiller. she stand like six foot five. 240 pounds of solid muscle. Tattoos everywhere.




She has tattoos? :biker:

And LOL at Ignoring 115 members...:wizardfail: . . . :peace:


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: vinsue]
    #18828986 - 09/11/13 05:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

She? lawl


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: twighead]
    #18829035 - 09/11/13 05:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

everything i say always is multi-dimensional.

I made the poisoning dog thread to troll the shroomery.  The shroomery is usually super tough guy and pro personal protection, but i know everyone loves dogs so i was pointing out how people love dogs more than personal protection.
people on the shroomery like tell each other to break someone's legs who rips you off for 20$

This thread i was hoping to point out the insanity of dog loving shroomery talking about killing and hurting dogs, and also making fun of my own hatred for dogs.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: teamkiller]
    #18829040 - 09/11/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:justno:


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