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Absolem0918
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Patlal]
#18825361 - 09/10/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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no but seriously, it doesnt like you getting up close to it like that, just give it its space and let it live. if it gets more dominant or territorial then you might not have a choice.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: SoreSpore]
#18825368 - 09/10/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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any yall ever observe how dogs establish a pecking order when they first meet---it can be fairly tame and friendly to errr ummm not!!---OP establish your pecking order----establish who the bitch is or maybe you already have--lol
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Patlal]
#18826217 - 09/11/13 01:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Patlal said:

this and
blame the owner.
man up and take care of it yourself
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
#18826236 - 09/11/13 01:44 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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azur said: Fire is born Educate yourself man. Goddamn
http://m.livescience.com/32342-is-a-dogs-mouth-cleaner-than-a-humans.html
You studied animal science..... You would make a shit vet....lazy and egotistical Why would I read a link about a claim I never made....I said more bacteria in your mouth than a dogs ass.....it was for emphasis. Id like to add I've dealt with dogs that bite and in almost all cases have resolved the problem with a little training and some understanding of the dogs behaviour. Did not just waste it because it was an "animal" goddamn brush monkey You sound religious and very uniformed when it comes to animals....where dod you study and what was your dissertation?
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
#18826704 - 09/11/13 06:54 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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We are getting rid of her tomorrow. I'm taking her to a park I've always wanted to go to and smoking a blunt. I don't want to sound like a pussy but I've been crying all day. Dog's truly are mans best friend. The health department or whatever the fuck are trying to take her away but we are going to give her to Pets in Distress before they get there grimy hands on her.
All of you who are able to put a bullet in between a family member's eyes are sick fucks who don't deserve dogs; and I mean that. I know I could have been a better owner, but that doesn't mean she deserves that. I hope she will find a good home
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Enlil] 1
#18826728 - 09/11/13 07:17 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enlil said: The problem isn't her. It's you. You're simply not equipped to handle her. Find her a home with someone who knows how to treat a dog like a dog and not like a buddy. You've let this dog establish dominance over you, and now you're her bitch. Unless you're willing to learn how to deal with the dog, it's time you've let the girl go.
Exactly this. You're the bitch of a 17lb dog. How does that make you feel? Man up and be the pack leader.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: SoreSpore]
#18826799 - 09/11/13 08:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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azur said: Sorespore, You gave me a rating and said, "STOP PROMOTING ANIMAL ABUSE OR GO AWAY.". No where in my posts do I promote that. I rated you too. Hope the ones I gave you aren't poisonous. Ha ha. Let me be your age for a moment and say the only animal abuse I promote is how I handle your mother while she rides my cock you crybaby pussy. Go feed a feral cat.
Yes you did, right here:
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azur said: If she ever bites YOU again, beat some fucking respect into that dog.
Is that really animal abuse? Retaliating physically when they physically act upon you? Force is a language dogs understand well, English - not quite, always. I wouldn't condone 'beating' really but a physical response, in a way that isn't particularly dangerous to your dog yet gets the point across, is warranted sometimes.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18826848 - 09/11/13 08:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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pwnasaurus said:
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Enlil said: The problem isn't her. It's you. You're simply not equipped to handle her. Find her a home with someone who knows how to treat a dog like a dog and not like a buddy. You've let this dog establish dominance over you, and now you're her bitch. Unless you're willing to learn how to deal with the dog, it's time you've let the girl go.
Exactly this. You're the bitch of a 17lb dog. How does that make you feel? Man up and be the pack leader.
Biting isn't just because of dominance. A lot of people have strong opinions here but no knowledge to base it on.....Quote:
Roflspammer said: We are getting rid of her tomorrow. I'm taking her to a park I've always wanted to go to and smoking a blunt. I don't want to sound like a pussy but I've been crying all day. Dog's truly are mans best friend. The health department or whatever the fuck are trying to take her away but we are going to give her to Pets in Distress before they get there grimy hands on her.
All of you who are able to put a bullet in between a family member's eyes are sick fucks who don't deserve dogs; and I mean that. I know I could have been a better owner, but that doesn't mean she deserves that. I hope she will find a good home
Sorry to hear it man. Go for a springer spaniel
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: twighead]
#18826852 - 09/11/13 08:14 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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twighead said:
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azur said: Sorespore, You gave me a rating and said, "STOP PROMOTING ANIMAL ABUSE OR GO AWAY.". No where in my posts do I promote that. I rated you too. Hope the ones I gave you aren't poisonous. Ha ha. Let me be your age for a moment and say the only animal abuse I promote is how I handle your mother while she rides my cock you crybaby pussy. Go feed a feral cat.
Yes you did, right here:
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azur said: If she ever bites YOU again, beat some fucking respect into that dog.
Is that really animal abuse? Retaliating physically when they physically act upon you? Force is a language dogs understand well, English - not quite, always. I wouldn't condone 'beating' really but a physical response, in a way that isn't particularly dangerous to your dog yet gets the point across, is warranted sometimes.
Sometimes this only makes things worse
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
#18826933 - 09/11/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fire is Born said:
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pwnasaurus said:
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Enlil said: The problem isn't her. It's you. You're simply not equipped to handle her. Find her a home with someone who knows how to treat a dog like a dog and not like a buddy. You've let this dog establish dominance over you, and now you're her bitch. Unless you're willing to learn how to deal with the dog, it's time you've let the girl go.
Exactly this. You're the bitch of a 17lb dog. How does that make you feel? Man up and be the pack leader.
Biting isn't just because of dominance. A lot of people have strong opinions here but no knowledge to base it on.....
No, it isn't always, but being dominated is the most common symptom of a poor dog owner. How about instead of spouting ad hominems YOU give some advice since you clearly know SO much about dogs?
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: pwnasaurus]
#18826942 - 09/11/13 08:45 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You want me to give advice on a dog never even met or interacted with based on a small paragraph that a sensitive kid wrote? Ok....stop kissing its face I wouldn't call my response to you an ad hominem
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18826945 - 09/11/13 08:46 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Roflspammer said: We are getting rid of her tomorrow. I'm taking her to a park I've always wanted to go to and smoking a blunt. I don't want to sound like a pussy but I've been crying all day. Dog's truly are mans best friend. The health department or whatever the fuck are trying to take her away but we are going to give her to Pets in Distress before they get there grimy hands on her.
All of you who are able to put a bullet in between a family member's eyes are sick fucks who don't deserve dogs; and I mean that. I know I could have been a better owner, but that doesn't mean she deserves that. I hope she will find a good home
i never heard of pets in distress, but it sounds alot better then the original idea
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Corporal Kielbasa said: Respect the dogs space and stop putting your face in its!!!!
I have mixed feelings about your point here. On the one hand it does seem fairly straightforward and logical. On the other hand, I have seen tons of people do this kind of thing with their dogs, and IMHO any decent dog (save one used strictly as a guard dog) should be tame enough where they're not going to bite a human for that kind of thing.
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Roflspammer said: All of you who are able to put a bullet in between a family member's eyes are sick fucks who don't deserve dogs; and I mean that. I know I could have been a better owner, but that doesn't mean she deserves that. I hope she will find a good home
I understand that you're upset with all this stuff going on, but that was kind of an asshole thing to say. I know opinions on such a sensitive issue are bound to differ, but even many animal lovers agree that in certain situations, at a certain point, some animals have to be "put down." From there it's merely a matter of opinion as to what you consider more humane. I thought one of the posters here (I forget which) had a decent point when he said he felt that going for a walk in the woods, with a quick, painless ending may have seemed more humane than dragging the dog to the vet, which might scare or upset him (especially if dogs have any sense of intuition) just to have that person kill the dog for you...
It's just a difference in opinion.
If it were me (being killed), I'd probably rather the walk in the woods with the unexpected ending, than being dragged to a place I disliked for some strangers (however caring) to give me a cold, clinical death.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: CidneyIndole]
#18828342 - 09/11/13 03:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tonight's the last night I will be enjoying her company. Going on a nice blunt walk through a national forest as the sun sets. She has always been my smoking buddy and this is what I hope to remember, among many other joyous occasions.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18828352 - 09/11/13 03:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sasha's going upstate.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
#18828456 - 09/11/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Up to doggie daycare she goes
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Konyap]
#18828475 - 09/11/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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That picture makes me sad Best of luck to Sasha and fuck the people who tell you to hurt the dog.
I've never seen any of my dogs get violent towards humans. My dog will nip me in the face occasionally but only after I've been bullying him. He's a 20 pound boston terrier and enjoys being pushed around by myself and the other dogs but if he bites too hard I will use that angry voice or hold him down so the pug can get a nip back. Even if he is the one that turns up the intensity of our wrestling matches its my damn fault for trying to wrestle a dog!
Same concept as the face in face. You can't blame her for defending her personal territory and in this case you were the one who "turned up the intensity" by getting so close!
Telling people that euthanizing a family dog is inhumane is a bit wrong in my opinion tho. I won't push that any further tho because I'm sure you have a shit ton of uncontrollable feelings and emotions. Take care and since the decision is your moms... use this as your learning experience
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer] 1
#18828634 - 09/11/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tonight's the last night I will be enjoying her company. Going on a nice blunt walk through a national forest as the sun sets. She has always been my smoking buddy and this is what I hope to remember, among many other joyous occasions.
What a cunty looking dog.
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#18828656 - 09/11/13 04:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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naw its a beautiful looking dog
shitzu gotta be the funniest dogs, runing in circles and acting all strange, rubing the floor makeing weird noises
mine only runs in clockwise circles for some reason
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: hidenseek1] 1
#18828665 - 09/11/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You should keep the dog.
If that dog is dominanting you then its you that needs to leave not the dog.
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