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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: fee]
    #18824110 - 09/10/13 04:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You did the right thing magic.  Sorry to hear about your loss though. 

I have an American bulldog and English mastiff mix now.  Huge dog.  He's chill as hell, but it would be fucking scary seeing him covered in blood


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
    #18824126 - 09/10/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This happens with small dogs. You let them do shit you wouldn't let a big dog do because of their size, and they end up thinking you're their bitch. I don't advocate hitting dogs, but if it happens again I'd smack the shit out of it. Show that little cunt whos boss.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18824147 - 09/10/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Nah she was a cool dog. My 2 year old used to treat her like shit pulling on her ears and shit  but she would never even growl,  never had an inkling that anything would go down like that. Never did find out what set her off. Im just thankful she didnt kill my kid or my neighbors and it was just some damn goats.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: magicbroncoride]
    #18824160 - 09/10/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

only answer:

Redbone Coonhound Lab

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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: magicbroncoride]
    #18824185 - 09/10/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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magicbroncoride said:
Nah she was a cool dog. My 2 year old used to treat her like shit pulling on her ears and shit  but she would never even growl,  never had an inkling that anything would go down like that. Never did find out what set her off. Im just thankful she didnt kill my kid or my neighbors and it was just some damn goats.



It's a dominance thing with you.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18824798 - 09/10/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I really don't want to give this dog up... but my mother is insisting. I feel like its my fault because I know its partially my fault. I feel terrible

thanks for all your replies


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
    #18824920 - 09/10/13 07:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

After all the bullshit I caught for saying what I said, which I still stand by (in most cases), I read your post again..... damn dude.  Obviously you're the problem.  You let a little pussy dog dominate you.  I'm not trying to put you down, but damn.  Don't abandon your dog.  If she ever bites YOU again, beat some fucking respect into that dog.  Well fuck, I'm going to get more shit for that one. 
The dog of the family is ALWAYS to be the lowest member of the pack. 
Give your dog another chance.  Treat her like a dog, NOT a person.  Though if she ever bites anyone else, get your shovel.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
    #18824937 - 09/10/13 07:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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azur said:
After all the bullshit I caught for saying what I said, which I still stand by (in most cases), I read your post again..... damn dude.  Obviously you're the problem.  You let a little pussy dog dominate you.  I'm not trying to put you down, but damn.  Don't abandon your dog.  If she ever bites YOU again, beat some fucking respect into that dog.  Well fuck, I'm going to get more shit for that one. 
The dog of the family is ALWAYS to be the lowest member of the pack. 
Give your dog another chance.  Treat her like a dog, NOT a person.  Though if she ever bites anyone else, get your shovel.



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And don't let the dog jump on you or get in your space.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18824940 - 09/10/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Konyap]
    #18824952 - 09/10/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

How I roll.  Ha ha.  That was fucking hilarious


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Konyap]
    #18824953 - 09/10/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

If you fight, it'll just think you're playing around.

That's when I fucking yell, at the top of my lungs and get visibly angry. No touching. It won't get the message, you have to litterally insult the thing in the angriest voice possible. I do that shit and now my friend invites me back to his house and I don't get humped anymore.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18824977 - 09/10/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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luvdemboomers said:
This happens with small dogs. You let them do shit you wouldn't let a big dog do because of their size, and they end up thinking you're their bitch. I don't advocate hitting dogs, but if it happens again I'd smack the shit out of it. Show that little cunt whos boss.




You dont even need to hit it, just pick it up and dominate it, be gentle but at the same time its gotta know what a pathetic little runt it is.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Konyap]
    #18824980 - 09/10/13 07:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yelling like a grizzly bear could definitely work, but humping and biting are two different things. 
That sucks your friend's dog did that shit.  That's why I treat my dog like a dog.  No furniture, no begging, no humping (unless it's a hot German girl).  He'll come say hi to my guests, ask for some loving, and then go lay down.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
    #18824988 - 09/10/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Legally speaking, if a dog draws blood biting people more than once they're supposed to be put down. That's what I've been told anyway.



No, Sheekle. Legally, the dog is to be isolated for a set amount of time depending upon state regulations. After so many bites, it is common practice to put down any animal that is asserting this kind of aggression.

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I've only had to shoot one dog myself.  Half chow half German Sheppard.  Best dog ever.  He was 16 and in horrible shape.  He needed to be put down and I didn't want to be the one to do it, but I did.  I figured a nice walk in the woods with a surprise 45 slug to the back of the head would be better for him than to be taken to a strange place with strange people and being put to sleep without anyone he loved.  I admit, I did cry.  What sucked most was I was living in Vermont at the time, and the ground was too frozen to dig a hole.  Damn I miss that dog.



So left the dog above ground?

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If a dog bites, shoot it.

When I was a child, one of my brothers got bit by a dog we had.  My mom took it on a walk through the field, dug a hole, threw a treat in the hole.  Dog went in hole, ate treat, got a slug in the head.  Mom filled in hole.  Pretty genius I though.  But that's farmer mentality





I'd bet your brother was the one being a cunt and the dog got killed for it.



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I don't remember the exact incident. My brother is a cunt, so that is very likey.



Your mother is an ignorant doof.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
    #18825006 - 09/10/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You don't understand this dog fucking RAPES anything that makes eye contact with him if he's in the mood.

He really does fucking wrestle though like UFC status, but it's hella embarassing getting pounded by a dog and then going home with phantom tremors.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Konyap]
    #18825019 - 09/10/13 07:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

wasnt there a movie where some chick says you have to hump the dog to exert dominance?

its probly true, we bred my dog and when the pup got older she started humping the mother, i literally have to pull her off and scold her


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18825047 - 09/10/13 08:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well you could always try sucking his dick too, but I'm not sure everybody would be down for that.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18825057 - 09/10/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sorespore, you must be a teenage friend of the other name callers.  What I love mist about me is no one can offend me.  Hell, I even give you five shrooms like I did the other name caller. 

I did not leave the dog on the ground.  I put him in a deep freezer in one of the barns until a warm day came up and then buried him. The following year I planted a pot plant where I buried him.



I dated a girl who had a little dog that humped everything.  Fuck that dog sucked.  It was on my list of reasons to not be with the girl


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
    #18825095 - 09/10/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sorespore,
You gave me a rating and said, "STOP PROMOTING ANIMAL ABUSE OR GO AWAY.".
No where in my posts do I promote that.  I rated you too.  Hope the ones I gave you aren't poisonous. Ha ha.
Let me be your age for a moment and say the only animal abuse I promote is how I handle your mother while she rides my cock you crybaby pussy.  Go feed a feral cat.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
    #18825139 - 09/10/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sorespore,
You gave me a rating and said, "STOP PROMOTING ANIMAL ABUSE OR GO AWAY.".
No where in my posts do I promote that.  I rated you too.  Hope the ones I gave you aren't poisonous. Ha ha.
Let me be your age for a moment and say the only animal abuse I promote is how I handle your mother while she rides my cock you crybaby pussy.  Go feed a feral cat.



Yes you did, right here:

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If she ever bites YOU again, beat some fucking respect into that dog.




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