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OfflineCan-i-bus
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
    #18823710 - 09/10/13 02:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Wow 6 people are sociopaths


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur] * 1
    #18823729 - 09/10/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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azur said:
If a dog bites, shoot it.

When I was a child, one of my brothers got bit by a dog we had.  My mom took it on a walk through the field, dug a hole, threw a treat in the hole.  Dog went in hole, ate treat, got a slug in the head.  Mom filled in hole.  Pretty genius I though.  But that's farmer mentality



Not genius. ...:tard:


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
    #18823784 - 09/10/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Wow sorry not everyone lives in the city...or is going to pay some one else to do the dirty work. I wouldn't shoot my dog.  But I understand the way of thinking.  Ever read the book old Yeller?


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
    #18823800 - 09/10/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Very genius actually. What's not genius is the OP and all the fucking girls in this world that act just like him/her.  Dogs are animals, not people. They do not belong on the bed or couch.  They should not be kissed.  They should nor eat people food.  That's why they beg dumb asses.  Just mix some antifreeze in with that little yippy dog's food.  Problem solved. 
We raised and trained dogs growing up.  Been around a lot of them. Fucking people! Anyways, in all seriousness, to the OP, quit kissing your dog.  Not only is it dangerous, it's disgusting. Dogs lick their own ass yo.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #18823802 - 09/10/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

you cant tell when shes in that mood?

i have a shitzu, and if i go to pick her up she bites, but i can always tell before hand if she will or not

i just say be nice before i pick her up and she dosnt bite, im not sure though how i taught her this, so i guess i dont really have anything to add


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
    #18823826 - 09/10/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I've only had to shoot one dog myself.  Half chow half German Sheppard.  Best dog ever.  He was 16 and in horrible shape.  He needed to be put down and I didn't want to be the one to do it, but I did.  I figured a nice walk in the woods with a surprise 45 slug to the back of the head would be better for him than to be taken to a strange place with strange people and being put to sleep without anyone he loved.  I admit, I did cry.  What sucked most was I was living in Vermont at the time, and the ground was too frozen to dig a hole.  Damn I miss that dog.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur] * 1
    #18823831 - 09/10/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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azur said:
Very genius actually. What's not genius is the OP and all the fucking girls in this world that act just like him/her.  Dogs are animals, not people. They do not belong on the bed or couch.  They should not be kissed.  They should nor eat people food.  That's why they beg dumb asses.  Just mix some antifreeze in with that little yippy dog's food.  Problem solved. 
We raised and trained dogs growing up.  Been around a lot of them. Fucking people! Anyways, in all seriousness, to the OP, quit kissing your dog.  Not only is it dangerous, it's disgusting. Dogs lick their own ass yo.



I worked in a vets for 2 years and various zoo's. I study animal behaviour and rehab sick dogs. I have bred and raised many dogs as well as observing many operations.  I grew up in the countryside with people just like you and your "animal brain" not only have  had more dogs than you I know more about animal behaviour than you do. Your mother was a retard and the shit apples don't fall far from the tree.....:drunkdriver:

You also drink cow lactation and eat hens periods....and your worried about a little dog ass? More bacteria in the human mouth.  Dog should be worried about you


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born] * 1
    #18823840 - 09/10/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Legally speaking, if a dog draws blood biting people more than once they're supposed to be put down. That's what I've been told anyway.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Fire is Born]
    #18823863 - 09/10/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Fire is born
Ha ha.  I studied animal science and went to veterinary school. I'm not trying to have a shit battle with you. I'm just saying people don't use logic, in this case and many others in life.  Don't get all uptight because you love to save animals and call names.  Geesh.

OP, you're dog doesn't like your breath.  Don't kiss her

Yea yea sheekle.  My man


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
    #18823878 - 09/10/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

One of my cats is bipolar and will scratch /smack you when you walk by her, she has always done this. We accept her for the crazy cunt she is and love her nonetheless. No doubt if she went to a shelter she would be put down, but 40% of the time she wants to cuddle (on her terms) and she is sensitive to our emotions.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur] * 1
    #18823886 - 09/10/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
    #18823911 - 09/10/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Whatever decision you take OP do NOT give her away. A dog that bites is more likely to be abused by its new owner. I gave away a dog that constantly pissed on the floor and barked. I've felt bad ever since cause I worry whether she's being well treated.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Patlal]
    #18823923 - 09/10/13 03:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I agree with Patlal. Dogs really should only have one owner.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
    #18823943 - 09/10/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Unless you take it from an abusive owner.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18823948 - 09/10/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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One of my cats is bipolar and will scratch /smack you when you walk by her, she has always done this. We accept her for the crazy cunt she is and love her nonetheless. No doubt if she went to a shelter she would be put down, but 40% of the time she wants to cuddle (on her terms) and she is sensitive to our emotions.




My cat is the same way, and she get really aggressive at times when she's pissed off.  Cats aren't the same as dogs though, cats are jerks.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur] * 1
    #18823995 - 09/10/13 03:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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azur said:
If a dog bites, shoot it.

When I was a child, one of my brothers got bit by a dog we had.  My mom took it on a walk through the field, dug a hole, threw a treat in the hole.  Dog went in hole, ate treat, got a slug in the head.  Mom filled in hole.  Pretty genius I though.  But that's farmer mentality





I'd bet your brother was the one being a cunt and the dog got killed for it.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: propensity]
    #18824007 - 09/10/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I don't remember the exact incident. My brother is a cunt, so that is very likey.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: azur]
    #18824041 - 09/10/13 04:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Kill it with fire.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: ganjfather]
    #18824087 - 09/10/13 04:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I had to put one of my dogs down a couple months ago and it was hard. There was no way around it though. It bit me and I went back inside and half an hour later I got a call from my neighbor saying it had killed 3 goats and had his grand kid stuck in his tree house. 115 pound dog is a damn scary sight covered in blood. Dog was nuts but I still think of her all the time.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: magicbroncoride]
    #18824095 - 09/10/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That's intense.

Was it like that before this incident?


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And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

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