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OfflineRoflspammer
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Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her
    #18823413 - 09/10/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I love her to death but this is the 8th or so bite that drew blood, and this is the third bite on my face. I have been lucky that none of them have been severe but I'm sure that eventually I will be unlucky. We have tried dog obedience, dog trainers and the like. I gave her an ordinary kiss in the head as always and she bit me. I love her so much as we have grown together for 7 years but she needs to go; right? She doesn't bite anyone else... shes a shitzu-pekinese and she is 17 lbs. She always growls at me and always nips but sometimes, like just now, she bites.

this sucks so hard

How do I do it? How do I get rid of a member of the family?:sad::sad::sad:
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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
    #18823420 - 09/10/13 01:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

maybe don't kiss it, give it another chance.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: druqs] * 2
    #18823424 - 09/10/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What are you doing when she bites you?


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: The5thElement] * 1
    #18823436 - 09/10/13 01:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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What are you doing when she bites you?





i usually go 'ow shit, my face!'


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: The5thElement]
    #18823441 - 09/10/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer] * 9
    #18823452 - 09/10/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Roflspammer said:
shes a shitzu-pekinese and she is 17 lbs.





Well there's your problem right there


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: druqs]
    #18823458 - 09/10/13 01:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

She is possessive and is fucking stupid. I'm so pissed. Its literally a tiny little papercut sized bite where her tooth (luckily) grazed my skin. But I guarantee it will happen again; and next time I probably won't be so lucky. All I did was kiss her on the head. Not the face. Right in between the eyes on the fore head like I do everyday


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
    #18823465 - 09/10/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

And I'm pissed because now I have to get rid of her; I'm literally about to cry

infact now I am


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
    #18823475 - 09/10/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Did she bite you while trying to kiss her in the past?  Also, get a cool breed next time.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: fapjack]
    #18823479 - 09/10/13 01:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Did she bite you while trying to kiss her in the past?  Also, get a cool breed next time.




Sometimes she growls


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: druqs]
    #18823489 - 09/10/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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druqs said:
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The5thElement said:
What are you doing when she bites you?





i usually go 'ow shit, my face!'





:ohyou:


Also OP, just don't kiss her on the face anymore. She probably doesn't like that so just don't do it :shrug:


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer] * 4
    #18823496 - 09/10/13 01:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Respect the dogs space and stop putting your face in its!!!!


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
    #18823504 - 09/10/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

you say you tried dog trainers etc and you still do stupid shit like trying to kiss an out-of-control dog? you know that going face to face with a dog is actually a provocation? you seem to do everything wrong and yet you blame the dog.

honestly. give her another chance before thinking about killing her or giving her away.

inform yourself properly. get some good facts. get a plan. do it.





edit: deleted last part. was wrong.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer] * 6
    #18823519 - 09/10/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

The problem isn't her. It's you.  You're simply not equipped to handle her.  Find her a home with someone who knows how to treat a dog like a dog and not like a buddy.  You've let this dog establish dominance over you, and now you're her bitch.  Unless you're willing to learn how to deal with the dog, it's time you've let the girl go.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: moi]
    #18823522 - 09/10/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

yeah.  Your dog is owning you.  I'd grab it by the throat and put it on its back and restrain it till it gives up the fight.  Reestablish the dominance and order. 



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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: fee]
    #18823541 - 09/10/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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fee said:
Quote:

Roflspammer said:
shes a shitzu-pekinese and she is 17 lbs.





Well there's your problem right there



EXACTLY---those are some HIGH HIGH strung yappin ass dogs there---I cant stand em--way too high strung for me--and that could be your problem---displaced aggression that is----man I do hate that for ya friend but her being that old I doubt anything will change and will most more than likely get worse---you don't have kids by chance do ya??--if you do the solution is really a no-brainer hate to say it---my fella eats/licks ALL kinds of nasty shit and I just don't let him lick me in the face anyway--I just don't do it---ewww


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Mr. Wilson]
    #18823562 - 09/10/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You don't understand I do put her down. As soon as she acts up and as soon as she bit me I grabbed her by the scruff of the neck, flipped her over and sternly said no bad dog etc. I went through training and do everything they tell me and still she is a bitch. Sometimes she comes up to me and licks me and I give her a kiss and there is no problem and she wags her tail; other days she just bites without warning


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
    #18823574 - 09/10/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd just let her kiss you then.  If the only issue happens when you stick your face in hers.  I'd just let her be.


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: Roflspammer]
    #18823575 - 09/10/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I hate small dogs my mom wanted to get the dog when I was 12 I wanted a medium sized dog. I grew up with her and now its over


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Re: Dog bit me... how do I get rid of her [Re: The5thElement] * 1
    #18823696 - 09/10/13 02:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

If a dog bites, shoot it.

When I was a child, one of my brothers got bit by a dog we had.  My mom took it on a walk through the field, dug a hole, threw a treat in the hole.  Dog went in hole, ate treat, got a slug in the head.  Mom filled in hole.  Pretty genius I though.  But that's farmer mentality


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