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Offlinejunkyardgod
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I know what you're thinking, "Canada has POLITICS?"...but seriously guys, wtf is going on here?
    #18822080 - 09/10/13 05:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Canadian politics is in a new age (of fucked up)! We're officially a Constitutional Monarchy (which means to become a citizen you must swear fealty to the Crown), we've got a "majority government" (with only 39% voter mandate) under an ideological conservative right-wing semi-fascist-authoritarian oil-loving Prime Minister who answers to the Governor General who answers to the Queen, and the rest of our constituency is so divided, apathetic and demoralized that not enough is being done to thwart the unprecedented change being shoved down our throats. And our country's supposed new hero is this Obama-like celebrity riding to glory on waves of "hope" and "change" (and also his shiny haircut)...Quebec wants to leave us...Alberta wants us to join the United Sates...everyone has a different vision for Canada and it's all being blurred into a recipe for disaster. Or revolution.

You've probably heard one way or another that Canada is weathering the economic storm relatively well in comparison to other G8 countries. The stark reality is that VERY real issues persist in Canada with very little conversation on the resolutions

I may just be a cynical fuck on a nightshift, but this is a pretty damn accurate depiction of the mess we live in. Any other Canadian thoughts?


Edited by junkyardgod (09/10/13 09:57 AM)


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Re: I know what you're thinking, "Canada has POLITICS?"...but seriously guys, wtf is going on here? [Re: junkyardgod]
    #18822847 - 09/10/13 10:41 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Answers to the Queen?  I don't think so


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Re: I know what you're thinking, "Canada has POLITICS?"...but seriously guys, wtf is going on here? [Re: junkyardgod]
    #18822927 - 09/10/13 11:00 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

As a fellow subject of Her Lizardship, I ask: has it ever been different?


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Re: I know what you're thinking, "Canada has POLITICS?"...but seriously guys, wtf is going on here? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #18823175 - 09/10/13 12:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Answers to the Queen?  I don't think so




"Per the Canadian constitution, the responsibilities of the sovereign and/or governor general include summoning and dismissing parliament, calling elections, and appointing governments. Further, Royal Assent and the royal sign-manual are required to enact laws, letters patent, and orders in council." - MacLeod 2012, p. 16

"Oath of Citizenship: I swear (or affirm) that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of Canada, Her Heirs and Successors, and that I will faithfully observe the laws of Canada and fulfil my duties as a Canadian citizen.[10]" -  Public Works and Government Services Canada (2006)

Why can't the Oath be based on core Canadian values that we can all agree upon, not some distant Monarch?


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Re: I know what you're thinking, "Canada has POLITICS?"...but seriously guys, wtf is going on here? [Re: junkyardgod] * 1
    #18823269 - 09/10/13 12:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

The monarchy has been irrelevant for decades.  They are figureheads.  Get over the symbolism.

Core Canadian values?  Like what?


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Re: I know what you're thinking, "Canada has POLITICS?"...but seriously guys, wtf is going on here? [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #18824787 - 09/10/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Maple syrup and beavers


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Re: I know what you're thinking, "Canada has POLITICS?"...but seriously guys, wtf is going on here? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #18833272 - 09/12/13 04:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Core Canadian values?  Like what?




Like making fun of Americans for being fat insular dumbasses.



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Re: I know what you're thinking, "Canada has POLITICS?"...but seriously guys, wtf is going on here? [Re: Heffy]
    #18833513 - 09/12/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Canadians are fat fucks
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_Canada

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According to Forbes, Canada ranks 35 on a 2007 list of fattest countries with a percentage of 61.1% of its citizens with an unhealthy weight.




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Re: I know what you're thinking, "Canada has POLITICS?"...but seriously guys, wtf is going on here? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #18849388 - 09/16/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

35th isnt that bad...


But you asked a good question Zappa, i tried to answer to "what are the canadian core values" and i couldnt find anything to respond :wink:


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Re: I know what you're thinking, "Canada has POLITICS?"...but seriously guys, wtf is going on here? [Re: Amphibolos]
    #18853104 - 09/17/13 10:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

core Canadian values is follow around like Lemmings.

:facepalm: it's not half bad, as more prominent countries hold much respect for trying to outdo everyone else, but... still... pretty bad.


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Re: I know what you're thinking, "Canada has POLITICS?"...but seriously guys, wtf is going on here? [Re: junkyardgod]
    #18858497 - 09/18/13 02:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lovin this thread


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Re: I know what you're thinking, "Canada has POLITICS?"...but seriously guys, wtf is going on here? [Re: sketch837]
    #18870686 - 09/21/13 02:51 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Alberta wants us to join the United Sates
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Why so we can pay for Detroit instead of Quebec? What advantage is there to joining the USA for Alberta? You hear very little of that talk in Alberta, its part of the whole rest of Canadas idea of what they think AB is. I have never met a vocal Alberta separatist in my life.
I am pretty dissapointed in our nation of late. The police round up people at g-20 protest and people cheer them on. Other nations riot for change, we riot drunk for hockey. Canadians talk shit about how American blacks are treated, yet our Natives are not treated any better. You still need to know someone to buy pot, US medpot states have rules 100x better than health Canada's stupid exemptions.
I stay because I am afraid to move and then need medical care, thats the sole reason i stay.


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Re: I know what you're thinking, "Canada has POLITICS?"...but seriously guys, wtf is going on here? [Re: junkyardgod]
    #18871394 - 09/21/13 09:52 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What's a "canada"?


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Re: I know what you're thinking, "Canada has POLITICS?"...but seriously guys, wtf is going on here? [Re: johnm214]
    #18898284 - 09/27/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Lol, Canada came in a 35th fattest. America came in 9th. With a higher percentage of being obese vs just overweight.

But the G20 summit was garbage, being on the streets and seeing it first hand, and then talking to the police supporters.

I think too many Canadians are looking too much into america for values and culture.


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