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    #18820978 - 09/09/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

THC.

I read online that exercising, drinking lots of water, and drinking hella lots of water on the test day along with vitamin B6 will help you pass. The B6 is apparently so your urine isn't totally water?

Is it true?

Help a brotha out here.

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Re: Cleaning out [Re: XUL]
    #18820990 - 09/09/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

That's about all you can do. I've never had to prep for a test, but many friends claim that sweating, pissing, and b-vitamins are the real deal.


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Re: Cleaning out [Re: Futuresight]
    #18821008 - 09/09/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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That's about all you can do. I've never had to prep for a test, but many friends claim that sweating, pissing, and b-vitamins are the real deal.




No, synthetic urine is the real deal and the only way to for sure pass a drug test.


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Re: Cleaning out [Re: XUL]
    #18821024 - 09/09/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I actually need to do the same exact thing when my test comes
:guiltyascharged:

, LOTS OF WATER don't be afraid to drink a lot days prior
8 Vitamins for when you drink A LOT of water before the test, so its still yellow (your best bet is Vitamin b12)


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Re: Cleaning out [Re: SeattleBlue]
    #18821039 - 09/09/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Sweet thanks guys!

I am a skinny fuck too so I clean pretty fast. I once cleaned in a week and a half and I weighed a lot more. And hell, the drug test is not for sure. It's just a chance.


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Re: Cleaning out [Re: XUL]
    #18821044 - 09/09/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

thats the same situation i got


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Re: Cleaning out [Re: SeattleBlue]
    #18821059 - 09/09/13 09:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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SeattleBlue said:
thats the same situation i got




Good luck to ya' mang!

:hank:


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Re: Cleaning out [Re: XUL]
    #18821068 - 09/09/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Blueberries are the highest antioxidant food.  Go out buy pounds and pounds of blueberries and just eat handfuls threw out the day up until the test, the day of the test drink a metric fuck ton of water and take a B6 pill.


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Re: Cleaning out [Re: XUL]
    #18821083 - 09/09/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i've read from several sources while going through the same thing  that you shouldn't exercise on the day of the test. but you should exercise like mad on the days leading up to it. i'll do a shitty job trying to explain why so i'm not gonna.

when was the last time you smoked?


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Re: Cleaning out [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18821099 - 09/09/13 10:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I thought Pomegranates were

...i hate blueberries, Raspberries and Pomegranates FTW
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Re: Cleaning out [Re: XUL]
    #18821151 - 09/09/13 10:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

if you don't use synthetic urine, then I would go with this method! Good luck!

http://www.marijuana.com/threads/n2s-dilution-method.301424/


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Re: Cleaning out [Re: homesqueeze]
    #18821160 - 09/09/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The only sure thing is an oil change :thumbup:


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Re: Cleaning out [Re: XUL]
    #18821475 - 09/10/13 12:06 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Not being a fat tub of lard helps too.


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Re: Cleaning out [Re: muistrue]
    #18821631 - 09/10/13 01:09 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

synthetic urine
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muistrue said:
Quote:

Futuresight said:
That's about all you can do. I've never had to prep for a test, but many friends claim that sweating, pissing, and b-vitamins are the real deal.




No, synthetic urine is the real deal and the only way to for sure pass a drug test.




No, there's also real powdered human urine, the same stuff they use to calibrate the machines.
That's the real deal and the only sure fire way to pass a for real deal lab test.
A lot of the modern testing machines can detect the synthetic urine,
If it's just some pre-employment test or whatever though, chances are they probably aren't using a super high tech machine and synthetic does fine. But I'd be careful, especially if they have it sent away to a lab.


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Re: Cleaning out [Re: Shroomism] * 1
    #18821656 - 09/10/13 01:19 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

That's good info, hope I never have to use it. In regards to drug tests I would never work for someone who asks for one and if the court system orders it I would stay clean.


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Re: Cleaning out [Re: fatflash]
    #18821664 - 09/10/13 01:22 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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The only sure thing is an oil change :thumbup:




Exercise, dilute, and good luck!


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Re: Cleaning out [Re: mellowparty]
    #18822192 - 09/10/13 06:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Not being a fat tub of lard helps too.



:lolsy:

hahha. I am a skinny shit. Real skinny.

I would use synthetic or powder but they watch me when I piss. If I got caught with that shit it would be over. I would rather take my chance with dilution. Getting caught dirty would be less consequential that if I was caught with fake urine.


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