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Anonymous #1
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Balloon it is
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Anonymous #9
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Two things about body scanners.
1. To not go through them just let them know you would like to opt out. They may make a big deal out of it saying something like" OPT OUT, WE HAVE AN OPT OUT HERE!! Then they will escort you through the magnetometer, carry your bags to the frisk station, and proceed to give you a full body massage while making small talk. I like to look them directly in the eye to let them know I appreciate their labor. I refer to this as the TSA full valet service.
2. This option is much more simple and more efficient however you will have to carry your own luggage. Just let them know you are unable to lift your arm above your shoulder. By law they are not supposed to ask why. You will either go through the magnetometer or bypass security all together no questions asked. The only way to screw this up is to let them see you lifting your arms above your shoulder before hand.
I usually go for number two as I generally am in a hurry. If I have the time I like number one just for the statement it makes. I love to tell them about how the head of homeland security refuses to go through a body scanner so why should I. When they say there is no radiation I like to ask them why Janet Napalitano was on the news saying they would have to turn up the radiation to detect more threats. Its fun to mess with them. They are pretty much old mcdonalds workers on a power trip.
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Anonymous #10
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Anonymous #1 said: Ohh good, can you recommend any containers for carrying in the rectum?
Well I have my methods but I just take pills with me on board, cuz im dependent to opiates . If i have alot I get a bottle of pills make it look new and get them on that way .
Sometimes I hold them in my hand and be slick just depends on who and how strict they are and if there watching are not but if you are going to stick it up your butt i would only use a condom they are tough and easy to use lol.
only here would this question get a serious answer

OP if you haven't done it, don't do it.
if you did it and got away with it, don't do it again.
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Anonymous #1
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I don't see any problem in rectal smuggling...seems pretty safe imo
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Airport Full Body Scanners [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#18941854 - 10/06/13 07:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Some fun with those naked body scanners is to take barium sulfate and write stuff on the inside of a white T shirt or lightly dust your underwear with it. It will show up clearly and block the view of anything below it, but they won't be able to tell why it's showing up. Be creative draw phrases designed to mess with their heads, Alien symbols, satanic/witchcraft stuff, or the fourth amendment. Just make sure you don't have anything illegal with you OK?
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