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Do You Have A Town Slut?
    #18816821 - 09/08/13 09:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You know, the girl that has fucked everyone in the city by the time she is 16, and 12 year olds always talk about getting pussy from her, etc.

You know you are a real loser if you tried to bang the Town Slut and she rejected you......


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18816835 - 09/08/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

nah, i'd really like to find the town slut though.


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18816837 - 09/08/13 09:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I hate my town too much to care or try to find out, but probably.


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: starfire_xes] * 6
    #18816842 - 09/08/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

What is this, highschool?


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: 4runner]
    #18816863 - 09/08/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
What is this, highschool?





Just cause you never got any pussy you dont need to come in here hatin'  :smirk:


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #18816875 - 09/08/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I dated a slut before, she was good in bed, but cheated on me.


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: starfire_xes] * 4
    #18816877 - 09/08/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:pedobearpancakes: . . . :peace:


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18816879 - 09/08/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I wish I was the sort of person who could appreciate an easy lay. :shake:


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #18816886 - 09/08/13 09:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yes I've known a few, a good slut is worth 20 prudes

I love sluts, its not an insult


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #18816888 - 09/08/13 09:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Only when I'm not on vacation.


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #18816892 - 09/08/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sorry, I live in a city, not a town.  There's five million people here.


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #18816894 - 09/08/13 09:37 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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pwnasaurus said:
Sorry, I live in a city, not a town.  There's five million people here.




Cities have entire cultures of sluts.


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 2
    #18816899 - 09/08/13 09:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sure, but there is no "town slut".  What kind of two-horse town do you guys live in if you can seriously call someone a "town slut". :lol:


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #18816904 - 09/08/13 09:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

town to big..

cant tell..

but from here they all be sluts.


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #18816906 - 09/08/13 09:40 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

oh you mean the town bicycle, where everybody gets a ride...


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #18816917 - 09/08/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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pwnasaurus said:
Sure, but there is no "town slut".  What kind of two-horse town do you guys live in if you can seriously call someone a "town slut". :lol:




I think of it as a girl who's slept with everyone in multiple social circles, to the point where you can talk about her to strangers. I know a few of those fine women


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: starfire_xes] * 2
    #18816919 - 09/08/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

OP is recovering past memories. That or he kicks it with 12-16 year olds when he's like what 40+ years old?


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18816920 - 09/08/13 09:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

There's way more than one that's for sure.


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18816929 - 09/08/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Why would a 16 year old girl sleep with a 12 year old boy? That's lame, they don't usually do that, she would bang a 21 year old probably instead.


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #18816952 - 09/08/13 09:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Depending on your definition of "slut", I may have turned one.

We had our thing early (little before high school), and she eventually wanted to fuck, which we did like rabbits for a few weeks until we parted ways.

Then high school started. I was jealous that she could get laid any time she wanted whereas I had to work a little for it.

We still banged maybe once a month or so the first two years. Junior year she got into dope bad, so she dropped out/transferred so she could go to rehab and her family moved.


She still looks pretty good IMO


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs] * 1
    #18817113 - 09/08/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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AlmostAsCoolAs said:
OP is recovering past memories. That or he kicks it with 12-16 year olds when he's like what 40+ years old?



lol


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: vinsue] * 1
    #18817220 - 09/08/13 11:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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:pedobearpancakes: 




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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #18817258 - 09/08/13 11:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Probably. The porn capital of the world is like 40 miles away


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Re: Do You Have A Town Slut? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #18817261 - 09/08/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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vinsue said:

:pedobearpancakes: 








sorry Burke, and Vinsue....you'll have to look elsewhere for your 12 year olds....  :smirk:


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