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Super Powers
#18815873 - 09/08/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Any super power you can think of, you can have it. What do you choose? 
I think would choose to be a shape shifter like Mystique. I could shift into Obama and legalize weed, I could become whoever I want. Unlimited power. 
I would choose that or time travel (which includes the ability to freeze time). 
How about you?
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Re: Super Powers [Re: 28064212]
#18815889 - 09/08/13 04:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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invisibility....
the titties i'd be able to see
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I'd like being able to control my opacity. Imagine how much you'd be able to fuck with people's heads., going from human, to ghost, to oh my god i'm tripping did you just see that guy?
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The power of freedom.
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FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
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Is the ability to seduce any and every woman a super power?
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The superpower from the movie 'Jumper'. That was pretty neat.
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teleportation
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Re: Super Powers [Re: Patlal]
#18816008 - 09/08/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Piss gasoline
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piss gasoline hahahahahaha....
I've always wanted the power to carry an infinite amount of items on me of any size and shape--kinda like in a mary poppins bag or characters in some video games, except I could pull out a whole building or anything else if I wanted too
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I want to be able to fly and have gills/breath under water. Wouldn't help me fight crime and shit, but would be fun going anywhere.
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ComputerTekGuy said: Piss gasoline

Drink gasoline...
Super Hero!
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ComputerTekGuy said: Piss gasoline

You would never have to spend cash on gas again!
Don't piss near a candle
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Re: Super Powers [Re: Patlal]
#18816050 - 09/08/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Patlal said: teleportation
This.
I used to fantasize as a young kid about having the ability to teleport. Nightcrawler was one of my favorite X-men.
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Id want to be able to fly
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Re: Super Powers [Re: Patlal]
#18816068 - 09/08/13 05:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Can we chnge our minds? I'd like to be able to handle cops like Ricky from TPB. Just complete bullshit that'd never add up, but work everytime. Oh the hijinks i'd get into. Or be able to manipulate T.V. shows as they broadcast as i see fit.
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Re: Super Powers [Re: 28064212]
#18816330 - 09/08/13 06:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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My super power wouldn't really be able to save the world. I always thought I'd want to be telekinetic, but honestly I think it'd be cool to be the master of everything music. Like be able to play any instrument ever made, be able to play any song and improvise with it after hearing it. Master pitch, tone, rhythm, harmony. Be able to read, teach, and create music. I guess some people may already have this ability to some degree...but I do not, so it'd be like gaining a super power to me.
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MentalMeltdown said:
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Patlal said: teleportation
This.
I used to fantasize as a young kid about having the ability to teleport. Nightcrawler was one of my favorite X-men.
Me too
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Re: Super Powers [Re: 28064212]
#18816379 - 09/08/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Never wanted to be a super hero. I wanted to be cool like Steve McQueen in Bullitt or Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry. We also had Star Trek and Combat, so our minds went in the direction of being good soldiers and fighting aliens. Did not have much in the way of super hero cartoons. Different generation I guess.
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Re: Super Powers [Re: 28064212]
#18816383 - 09/08/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Finger nails made of LSD.
Level 2: finger nails on different fingers made of lsd, pure mescaline, dmt, salvinorin, psilocybin, you get the picture.
I would easily be the second coming and start the most massive amazing religious revolution there ever was
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Re: Super Powers [Re: 28064212]
#18816384 - 09/08/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Teleportation for me too.
I have friends far away that I would like to be able to go visit on a regular basis. I could sleep in until the last minute until time to leave for work, and I would save money by never having to buy a car, car insurance, or gas.
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Quote:
Spacerific said: Finger nails made of LSD.
Level 2: finger nails on different fingers made of lsd, pure mescaline, dmt, salvinorin, psilocybin, you get the picture.
I would easily be the second coming and start the most massive amazing religious revolution there ever was 
I think you would be more like the weirdo without any fingernails cuz you bit all yours off.
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Re: Super Powers [Re: 28064212]
#18816445 - 09/08/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Time Control.
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Re: Super Powers [Re: dodgem]
#18816450 - 09/08/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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dodgem said:
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Spacerific said: Finger nails made of LSD.
Level 2: finger nails on different fingers made of lsd, pure mescaline, dmt, salvinorin, psilocybin, you get the picture.
I would easily be the second coming and start the most massive amazing religious revolution there ever was 
I think you would be more like the weirdo without any fingernails cuz you bit all yours off.
Do the math my good man, how many doses are there in one small bite of a fingernail? First thing I'd do is start wearing gloves or some sort of nail cover, to prevent accidental licking and biting and so on, because indeed I do bite my nails in RL.
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Spacerific said:
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dodgem said:
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Spacerific said: Finger nails made of LSD.
Level 2: finger nails on different fingers made of lsd, pure mescaline, dmt, salvinorin, psilocybin, you get the picture.
I would easily be the second coming and start the most massive amazing religious revolution there ever was 
I think you would be more like the weirdo without any fingernails cuz you bit all yours off.
Do the math my good man, how many doses are there in one small bite of a fingernail? First thing I'd do is start wearing gloves or some sort of nail cover, to prevent accidental licking and biting and so on, because indeed I do bite my nails in RL.
Sorry, we never covered this in my geometry class in high school. What fucking school did you go to where you learned the math conversions for drugs/in^2 of fingernails.
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Edited by dodgem (09/08/13 07:58 PM)
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Re: Super Powers [Re: dodgem]
#18816547 - 09/08/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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dodgem said:
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Spacerific said:
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dodgem said:
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Spacerific said: Finger nails made of LSD.
Level 2: finger nails on different fingers made of lsd, pure mescaline, dmt, salvinorin, psilocybin, you get the picture.
I would easily be the second coming and start the most massive amazing religious revolution there ever was 
I think you would be more like the weirdo without any fingernails cuz you bit all yours off.
Do the math my good man, how many doses are there in one small bite of a fingernail? First thing I'd do is start wearing gloves or some sort of nail cover, to prevent accidental licking and biting and so on, because indeed I do bite my nails in RL.
Sorry, we never covered this in my geometry class in high school. What fucking school did you go to where you learned the math conversions for drugs/in^2 of fingernails. 
Umad bro? I thought you'd get the point that any bite out of any material will contain far more than 100-200 micrograms, thus making it a poor way of dosing acid. If you were to actually do any math on it, you should probably stick to weight units, not bring in random stuff like inches.
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The banana was there to attempt to show that I was not mad, and that I was indeed attempting to make a funny. I guess that didn't fly.
Back to the original topic at hand.
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Re: Super Powers [Re: dodgem]
#18816649 - 09/08/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Telekenisis. Fuck yeah
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Re: Super Powers [Re: dodgem]
#18816732 - 09/08/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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dodgem said: The banana was there to attempt to show that I was not mad, and that I was indeed attempting to make a funny. I guess that didn't fly.
Back to the original topic at hand. 
All right, the "what fucking school" part threw me off a bit. No worries, we're all fellow shroom people here 
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Spacerific said:
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dodgem said: The banana was there to attempt to show that I was not mad, and that I was indeed attempting to make a funny. I guess that didn't fly.
Back to the original topic at hand. 
All right, the "what fucking school" part threw me off a bit. No worries, we're all fellow shroom people here  
I didn't have the banana when I first posted, then edited it in after I read it hoping to make it a bit more joking because I thought it was a bit harsh looking. No worries.
Being able to throw your voice so it sounds like you are somewhere else in the area would be pretty balling as well.
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Re: Super Powers [Re: dodgem]
#18816780 - 09/08/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Vampire super powers
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I'd want to be really good with numbers, you know like a really good accountant or something like that. People would pay me to do their taxes and I'd do it like super quick and easy, people would ask me math questions and equations and stuff and I'd be able to answer real fast, then they would check and see that I was right. I'd be like real smart in their eyes and people would like me and stuff. Some people might tease me and call me a nerd though
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i'd choose to be able to speak, write, and understand all languages with perfect understanding of dialect, jargon, cultural refrences and accent.
I'd want this power to operate unconsciously and not affect my conscious mind in any way.
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The5thElement said: I'd want to be really good with numbers, you know like a really good accountant or something like that. People would pay me to do their taxes and I'd do it like super quick and easy, people would ask me math questions and equations and stuff and I'd be able to answer real fast, then they would check and see that I was right. I'd be like real smart in their eyes and people would like me and stuff. Some people might tease me and call me a nerd though 
That reminds me of a movie that I watched part of the other day, called Safe. These gangsters kidnap this genius Chinese girl who has the ability to remember long ass numbers and memorize them in a matter of seconds. They used her as a mental bookkeeper of sorts, so that they wouldn't have to leave a paper trail. It was a pretty good movie.
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Hah, that does sound like it could be decent. Probably check it out, thanks 
Yeah for real though I'd probably go with either teleportation or invisibility or being able to fly, If I could have all that in a combo that would be sweet
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Ballerium said:
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The5thElement said: I'd want to be really good with numbers, you know like a really good accountant or something like that. People would pay me to do their taxes and I'd do it like super quick and easy, people would ask me math questions and equations and stuff and I'd be able to answer real fast, then they would check and see that I was right. I'd be like real smart in their eyes and people would like me and stuff. Some people might tease me and call me a nerd though 
That reminds me of a movie that I watched part of the other day, called Safe. These gangsters kidnap this genius Chinese girl who has the ability to remember long ass numbers and memorize them in a matter of seconds. They used her as a mental bookkeeper of sorts, so that they wouldn't have to leave a paper trail. It was a pretty good movie. 
Hey I saw that a few months ago, it was pretty damned good!
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ShiVersblood said: Vampire super powers
Basically this, thought this varies based off of what fiction you base it off of (duh) but in most fiction vampires don't age which is pretty fucking awesome.
Vampires get shitty downsides though, if we're talking twilight then you'd have to become a gay warewolf who pervs on kids and spidermonkies and runs up trees n shit. that would be pretty depressing
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Re: Super Powers [Re: Synthe]
#18817204 - 09/08/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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How did this not get posted yet? 
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For truly, I say to you, many prophets and righteous people longed to see what you see, and did not see it, and to hear what you hear, and did not hear it. - Matthew 13:16
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