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Re: Super Powers [Re: 28064212]
    #18816384 - 09/08/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Teleportation for me too.

I have friends far away that I would like to be able to go visit on a regular basis. I could sleep in until the last minute until time to leave for work, and I would save money by never having to buy a car, car insurance, or gas. :awesome:


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Re: Super Powers [Re: Spacerific]
    #18816441 - 09/08/13 07:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Finger nails made of LSD.

Level 2: finger nails on different fingers made of lsd, pure mescaline, dmt, salvinorin, psilocybin, you get the picture.

I would easily be the second coming and start the most massive amazing religious revolution there ever was :biggrin:




I think you would be more like the weirdo without any fingernails cuz you bit all yours off.


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Re: Super Powers [Re: 28064212]
    #18816445 - 09/08/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Time Control.  :persistence:


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Re: Super Powers [Re: dodgem]
    #18816450 - 09/08/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Spacerific said:
Finger nails made of LSD.

Level 2: finger nails on different fingers made of lsd, pure mescaline, dmt, salvinorin, psilocybin, you get the picture.

I would easily be the second coming and start the most massive amazing religious revolution there ever was :biggrin:




I think you would be more like the weirdo without any fingernails cuz you bit all yours off.



Do the math my good man, how many doses are there in one small bite of a fingernail? First thing I'd do is start wearing gloves or some sort of nail cover, to prevent accidental licking and biting and so on, because indeed I do bite my nails in RL.


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Re: Super Powers [Re: Spacerific]
    #18816522 - 09/08/13 07:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Spacerific said:
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dodgem said:
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Spacerific said:
Finger nails made of LSD.

Level 2: finger nails on different fingers made of lsd, pure mescaline, dmt, salvinorin, psilocybin, you get the picture.

I would easily be the second coming and start the most massive amazing religious revolution there ever was :biggrin:




I think you would be more like the weirdo without any fingernails cuz you bit all yours off.



Do the math my good man, how many doses are there in one small bite of a fingernail? First thing I'd do is start wearing gloves or some sort of nail cover, to prevent accidental licking and biting and so on, because indeed I do bite my nails in RL.




Sorry, we never covered this in my geometry class in high school.  What fucking school did you go to where you learned the math conversions for drugs/in^2 of fingernails.  :bananadance:


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Re: Super Powers [Re: dodgem]
    #18816547 - 09/08/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Spacerific said:
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dodgem said:
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Spacerific said:
Finger nails made of LSD.

Level 2: finger nails on different fingers made of lsd, pure mescaline, dmt, salvinorin, psilocybin, you get the picture.

I would easily be the second coming and start the most massive amazing religious revolution there ever was :biggrin:




I think you would be more like the weirdo without any fingernails cuz you bit all yours off.



Do the math my good man, how many doses are there in one small bite of a fingernail? First thing I'd do is start wearing gloves or some sort of nail cover, to prevent accidental licking and biting and so on, because indeed I do bite my nails in RL.




Sorry, we never covered this in my geometry class in high school.  What fucking school did you go to where you learned the math conversions for drugs/in^2 of fingernails.  :bananadance:



Umad bro? I thought you'd get the point that any bite out of any material will contain far more than 100-200 micrograms, thus making it a poor way of dosing acid. If you were to actually do any math on it, you should probably stick to weight units, not bring in random stuff like inches.


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Re: Super Powers [Re: Spacerific]
    #18816615 - 09/08/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

The banana was there to attempt to show that I was not mad, and that I was indeed attempting to make a funny.  I guess that didn't fly.

Back to the original topic at hand.  :vanishing:


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Re: Super Powers [Re: dodgem]
    #18816649 - 09/08/13 08:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Telekenisis. Fuck yeah


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Re: Super Powers [Re: dodgem]
    #18816732 - 09/08/13 08:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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The banana was there to attempt to show that I was not mad, and that I was indeed attempting to make a funny.  I guess that didn't fly.

Back to the original topic at hand.  :vanishing:



All right, the "what fucking school" part threw me off a bit. No worries, we're all fellow shroom people here :biggrin::biggrin:


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Re: Super Powers [Re: Spacerific]
    #18816749 - 09/08/13 08:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Spacerific said:
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dodgem said:
The banana was there to attempt to show that I was not mad, and that I was indeed attempting to make a funny.  I guess that didn't fly.

Back to the original topic at hand.  :vanishing:



All right, the "what fucking school" part threw me off a bit. No worries, we're all fellow shroom people here :biggrin::biggrin:




I didn't have the banana when I first posted, then edited it in after I read it hoping to make it a bit more joking because I thought it was a bit harsh looking.  No worries.


Being able to throw your voice so it sounds like you are somewhere else in the area would be pretty balling as well.


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Re: Super Powers [Re: dodgem]
    #18816780 - 09/08/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Vampire super powers


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Re: Super Powers [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #18816789 - 09/08/13 09:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'd want to be really good with numbers, you know like a really good accountant or something like that. People would pay me to do their taxes and I'd do it like super quick and easy, people would ask me math questions and equations and stuff and I'd be able to answer real fast, then they would check and see that I was right. I'd be like real smart in their eyes and people would like me and stuff. Some people might tease me and call me a nerd though :sad:


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Re: Super Powers [Re: The5thElement]
    #18816799 - 09/08/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i'd choose to be able to speak, write, and understand all languages with perfect understanding of dialect, jargon, cultural refrences and accent.

I'd want this power to operate unconsciously and not affect my conscious mind in any way.


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Re: Super Powers [Re: The5thElement]
    #18816816 - 09/08/13 09:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I'd want to be really good with numbers, you know like a really good accountant or something like that. People would pay me to do their taxes and I'd do it like super quick and easy, people would ask me math questions and equations and stuff and I'd be able to answer real fast, then they would check and see that I was right. I'd be like real smart in their eyes and people would like me and stuff. Some people might tease me and call me a nerd though :sad:




That reminds me of a movie that I watched part of the other day, called Safe.

These gangsters kidnap this genius Chinese girl who has the ability to remember long ass numbers and memorize them in a matter of seconds. They used her as a mental bookkeeper of sorts, so that they wouldn't have to leave a paper trail. It was a pretty good movie. :thumbup:


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Re: Super Powers [Re: Ballerium]
    #18816839 - 09/08/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Hah, that does sound like it could be decent. Probably check it out, thanks :grin:

Yeah for real though I'd probably go with either teleportation or invisibility or being able to fly, If I could have all that in a combo that would be sweet :yesnod:


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Re: Super Powers [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #18816860 - 09/08/13 09:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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I'd want to be really good with numbers, you know like a really good accountant or something like that. People would pay me to do their taxes and I'd do it like super quick and easy, people would ask me math questions and equations and stuff and I'd be able to answer real fast, then they would check and see that I was right. I'd be like real smart in their eyes and people would like me and stuff. Some people might tease me and call me a nerd though :sad:




That reminds me of a movie that I watched part of the other day, called Safe.

These gangsters kidnap this genius Chinese girl who has the ability to remember long ass numbers and memorize them in a matter of seconds. They used her as a mental bookkeeper of sorts, so that they wouldn't have to leave a paper trail. It was a pretty good movie. :thumbup:



Hey I saw that a few months ago, it was pretty damned good! :thatsayes:

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Vampire super powers



Basically this, thought this varies based off of what fiction you base it off of (duh) but in most fiction vampires don't age which is pretty fucking awesome.

Vampires get shitty downsides though, if we're talking twilight then you'd have to become a gay warewolf who pervs on kids and spidermonkies and runs up trees n shit. that would be pretty depressing


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Re: Super Powers [Re: Synthe]
    #18817204 - 09/08/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

How did this not get posted yet? :lol:



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