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psi
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: lil_demented]
#18811761 - 09/07/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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lil_demented said: Thread is a win. But for real, how many of u actually moan when u jack off? i dont, i only moan to let the girl know she's doing it right. 
Yeah it's not like it's some involuntary reflex or something.
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: psi]
#18811764 - 09/07/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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FWIW I usually cry when I fap
And I tend to cry a lot
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: rulesq]
#18811779 - 09/07/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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rulesq said: FWIW I usually cry when I fap
And I tend to cry a lot 
Are the tears used as lubricant?
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Nimpo]
#18811781 - 09/07/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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take him out and find a girl for him, or both of you. yea?
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Nimpo]
#18811791 - 09/07/13 02:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nimpo said:
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rulesq said: FWIW I usually cry when I fap
And I tend to cry a lot 
Are the tears used as lubricant?
I'd like to say yes, but nah.
They're not gooey enough
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: rulesq]
#18811805 - 09/07/13 02:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Years ago I sometimes heard my upstairs housemate use her vibrator. Hearing girls masturbate is on another level
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Tripsurfer]
#18811846 - 09/07/13 02:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's definitely fappable
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: psi]
#18812021 - 09/07/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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psi said:
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lil_demented said: Thread is a win. But for real, how many of u actually moan when u jack off? i dont, i only moan to let the girl know she's doing it right. 
Yeah it's not like it's some involuntary reflex or something.
I thought everyone learned how to fap silently at their mom's house, this shits actually really creepy to think about
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Repertoire89]
#18812023 - 09/07/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I dont even make a noise when I orgasm. Im silent throughout the whole process, not even a single heavy breath mid climax
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Nimpo]
#18812059 - 09/07/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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You can nonchalantly tell him over breakfast
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Herbologist]
#18812092 - 09/07/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: plektheplek]
#18812157 - 09/07/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Knock on the door and tell him to quite down. Should be embarrassing enough for him to at least stop the moaning.
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: mgoblue83]
#18812160 - 09/07/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Next time you hear him, leave him a bottle of lotion and a box of tissues right outside his door.. Maybe he'll get the hint.
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: luvdemboomers] 1
#18812166 - 09/07/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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just get super crazy and do it while hes doing it in the other room, like knock stuff over, cry and yell out why a certain someone in your life is gone. make really loud grunting moans while breathing heavily
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: WhoManBeing]
#18812205 - 09/07/13 04:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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WhoManBeing said: take him out and find a girl for him, or both of you. yea?
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: brokentv] 2
#18812247 - 09/07/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Clearly Ops room mate is trying to challenge him to a game of battlefaps
It's time to break out back door sluts 9 and show him who's boss
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Soulidarity]
#18812269 - 09/07/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Soulidarity said: Clearly Ops room mate is trying to challenge him to a game of battlefaps
It's time to break out back door sluts 9 and show him who's boss
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: luvdemboomers]
#18812313 - 09/07/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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so tell him you want to join him already op.
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Bambi]
#18812314 - 09/07/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bambi said:
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Soulidarity said: Clearly Ops room mate is trying to challenge him to a game of battlefaps
It's time to break out back door sluts 9 and show him who's boss

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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: luvdemboomers]
#18812317 - 09/07/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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He knows.
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