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Invisiblepsi
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: lil_demented]
    #18811761 - 09/07/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
Thread is a win.  But for real, how many of u actually moan when u jack off?  i dont, i only moan to let the girl know she's doing it right. :shrug:




Yeah it's not like it's some involuntary reflex or something.


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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: psi]
    #18811764 - 09/07/13 02:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

FWIW I usually cry when I fap

And I tend to cry a lot :naughty:


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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: rulesq]
    #18811779 - 09/07/13 02:23 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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rulesq said:
FWIW I usually cry when I fap

And I tend to cry a lot :naughty:




Are the tears used as lubricant?


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OfflineWhoManBeing
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Nimpo]
    #18811781 - 09/07/13 02:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

take him out and find a girl for him, or both of you.  yea?


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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Nimpo]
    #18811791 - 09/07/13 02:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Nimpo said:
Quote:

rulesq said:
FWIW I usually cry when I fap

And I tend to cry a lot :naughty:




Are the tears used as lubricant?



I'd like to say yes, but nah.

They're not gooey enough :shrug:


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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: rulesq]
    #18811805 - 09/07/13 02:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Years ago I sometimes heard my upstairs housemate use her vibrator. Hearing girls masturbate is on another level  :thumbup:


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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #18811846 - 09/07/13 02:43 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

That's definitely fappable

:Awemazing:


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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: psi]
    #18812021 - 09/07/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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psi said:
Quote:

lil_demented said:
Thread is a win.  But for real, how many of u actually moan when u jack off?  i dont, i only moan to let the girl know she's doing it right. :shrug:




Yeah it's not like it's some involuntary reflex or something.




I thought everyone learned how to fap silently at their mom's house, this shits actually really creepy to think about


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InvisibleNimpo
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Repertoire89]
    #18812023 - 09/07/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I dont even make a noise when I orgasm. Im silent throughout the whole process, not even a single heavy breath mid climax


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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Nimpo]
    #18812059 - 09/07/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You can nonchalantly tell him over breakfast



















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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Herbologist]
    #18812092 - 09/07/13 04:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lol


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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: plektheplek]
    #18812157 - 09/07/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Knock on the door and tell him to quite down. Should be embarrassing enough for him to at least stop the moaning.


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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: mgoblue83]
    #18812160 - 09/07/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Next time you hear him, leave him a bottle of lotion and a box of tissues right outside his door.. Maybe he'll get the hint.


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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: luvdemboomers] * 1
    #18812166 - 09/07/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

just get super crazy and do it while hes doing it in the other room, like knock stuff over, cry and yell out why a certain someone in your life is gone. make really loud grunting moans while breathing heavily


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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18812205 - 09/07/13 04:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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WhoManBeing said:
take him out and find a girl for him, or both of you.  yea?



:bigyesnod:


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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: brokentv] * 2
    #18812247 - 09/07/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Clearly Ops room mate is trying to challenge him to a game of battlefaps

It's time to break out back door sluts 9 and show him who's boss


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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Soulidarity]
    #18812269 - 09/07/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Soulidarity said:
Clearly Ops room mate is trying to challenge him to a game of battlefaps

It's time to break out back door sluts 9 and show him who's boss





:awethumb:


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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18812313 - 09/07/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

so tell him you want to join him already op.








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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Bambi]
    #18812314 - 09/07/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Bambi said:
Quote:

Soulidarity said:
Clearly Ops room mate is trying to challenge him to a game of battlefaps

It's time to break out back door sluts 9 and show him who's boss





:awethumb:




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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18812317 - 09/07/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

He knows.


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