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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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I can hear my roommate masturbate
    #18811401 - 09/07/13 12:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah at night I'll hear his bed start squeaking and sometimes he will moan. At first I thought he was fucking someone, but I have been his roommate for 6 months now and I have never seen a woman over, or heard one for that matter.

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Invisiblenannybooboo
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: luvdemboomers] * 2
    #18811417 - 09/07/13 12:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Put the glass down and step away from the wall, sir.


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Invisiblerulesq
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18811418 - 09/07/13 12:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

From now on, everytime this happens, start playing porn and turn the volume up so he can listen to it and you won't have to hear him moaning.


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Invisiblerulesq
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18811422 - 09/07/13 12:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

nannybooboo said:
Put the glass down and step away from the wall, sir.



Also this :lol:


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InvisibleSalomon
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: rulesq] * 4
    #18811512 - 09/07/13 12:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

start moaning outside his door, maybe he'll be into it :creepylurker:


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InvisibleDark_Star
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Salomon] * 13
    #18811520 - 09/07/13 12:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Squeak your bed & moan as well the next time you hear it. Then at the peak call out his name.


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OfflineUzziel
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: Dark_Star]
    #18811526 - 09/07/13 12:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Dark_Star said:
Then at the peak call out his name.




:lol:


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Invisiblethizzlemaniac
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: rulesq]
    #18811528 - 09/07/13 12:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

rulesq said:
From now on, everytime this happens, start playing porn and turn the volume up so he can listen to it and you won't have to hear him moaning.




Yea, whether you 2 are cool or not you have to troll him somehow


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Offlineqman
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: thizzlemaniac]
    #18811629 - 09/07/13 01:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe he has an inflatable girlfriend.  :smilingpuppy:


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InvisibleRepertoire89
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18811646 - 09/07/13 01:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

This thread is awesome, I always keep a fan in my room running on low as a drone. Keeps me from hearing shit going on outside


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Offlineleon trout
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: qman] * 1
    #18811647 - 09/07/13 01:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

you could always offer to give him a hand...


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Invisiblethizzlemaniac
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: leon trout]
    #18811675 - 09/07/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

leon trout said:
you could always offer to give him a hand...




:rofl:

"Hey man do you need a hand in there?"

"Yo sounds like you could use a hand with something, mind if I come in?"

I guess it would be better IRL


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InvisibleNimpo
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: thizzlemaniac] * 3
    #18811681 - 09/07/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Jack off with him like a real room mate


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OfflineJacksonMetaller
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: leon trout]
    #18811683 - 09/07/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

leon trout said:
you could always offer to give him a hand...




yeah, loud moaning is an invitation to get in there and fuck him





:creepylurker:


Edited by JacksonMetaller (09/07/13 01:51 PM)


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Offlinelil_demented
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: JacksonMetaller] * 8
    #18811701 - 09/07/13 01:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Thread is a win.  But for real, how many of u actually moan when u jack off?  i dont, i only moan to let the girl know she's doing it right. :shrug:


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Invisiblerulesq
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: qman]
    #18811703 - 09/07/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

qman said:
Maybe he has an inflatable girlfriend.  :smilingpuppy:



If that's the case, I suggest OP gets a tube of superglue and seals the dolls' orifices.

Best case scenario: roommates penor gets stuck and he has to go to E.R, OP gets tehh lolz.

Worst case scenario: the doll will be useless.


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Invisibleabltsandwich
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: lil_demented] * 2
    #18811704 - 09/07/13 01:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I moan when I use the candle and vaseline tek.


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Offlinelil_demented
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: abltsandwich]
    #18811718 - 09/07/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

abltsandwich said:
I moan when I use the candle and vaseline tek.




im trying out your tek now but im confused. do i put the Vaseline on the candle and put it in my bum? Or the Vaseline on my bum and then Insert the candle?


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Invisiblerulesq
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: lil_demented]
    #18811731 - 09/07/13 02:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Nah, eat the vaseline and plug the candle. Or alternatively, burn the candle so you can drip stearine on your nipples, peepee and bunghole:thumbup:


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InvisibleSham87
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Re: I can hear my roommate masturbate [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #18811736 - 09/07/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Easy solution: Masturbate louder than him.


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