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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: koods]
    #18808847 - 09/06/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

That shits for realz.:jesus2: I had my throat blessed when I was a kid, and I gotz no cancer and I can chug the shit out of some beers... :guinness:


Besides, I gave him the secret Recipe...:jesussaves:. . . :peace:


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18808853 - 09/06/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do you have a trade list? I'd like the doll. Pics?

I can send dick pics if you want in trade. If that's not your thing oh well, I can send them anyway. Hang on,


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: Adden]
    #18808935 - 09/06/13 07:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Three priests are in a boat with three young boys when the boat starts to sink.

The first priest says, "We've got to save the boys."
The second priest says, "Screw the boys."
The third priest says, "Do you think we've got time?"


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18809071 - 09/06/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

do the rain dance  :beavis1:


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #18810020 - 09/06/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Dark_Star said:
Three priests are in a boat with three young boys when the boat starts to sink.

The first priest says, "We've got to save the boys."
The second priest says, "Screw the boys."
The third priest says, "Do you think we've got time?"




honestly one of the best jokes I've read in a long time:thumbup:


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: kinkaku]
    #18810033 - 09/07/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

also one time when I was younger I found a baby doll in my closet so naturally I ripped its head off and stabbed its face with pencils.
well after about a day of it being in the living room It just crept me out whenever I looked at it. So then I put the dool's body and head in a cooler then in two boxes down in the basement.
about a week later I ended up falling asleep on the floor, then a awoke to a strange sound coming from the basement,almost like walking. It was an old house so I figured it was a normal noise and went back to bed.
I ended up forgeting about the doll and whatnot for like a month until my mom asked me to clean out the basement. I cleaned out the basement and towards the end I found the box way in the back and when I looke inside there was nothing there:shrug: for some reason I didnt put much thought into it.


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