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Offlinehidenseek1
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anyone know the blessing to make holy water?
    #18808007 - 09/06/13 04:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

im going to need to exorcise an evil doll in the near future, and i dont like the idea of stealing some holy water from the front of the church


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: hidenseek1] * 3
    #18808017 - 09/06/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:lsdabc:


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Offlinehidenseek1
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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: Gorlax]
    #18808030 - 09/06/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i dont want to make the doll trip ballz...... i think :strokebeard:


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18808038 - 09/06/13 04:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

you just bless the water...meditate near it, anything to affect the vibrations.

but seriously man, you really trying to practice voodoo?


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: g00ru]
    #18808052 - 09/06/13 04:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

filter it through snakeskin, then kill yourself.


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #18808056 - 09/06/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Bring the doll to church, and leave it on the alter.


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Offlinehidenseek1
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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: g00ru]
    #18808057 - 09/06/13 04:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

naw whens its cathlolic its called a blessing not a curse :smirk:
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my catholic friend is afraid of a doll in her room, i figure mixing some salt and water and spewing out some latin, should be enough to get her to not remove the dolls from her room before going to sleep


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18808068 - 09/06/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You may wind up making it more powerful. :paranoid:


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #18808088 - 09/06/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:shrug: its a anne of green gables doll


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18808098 - 09/06/13 04:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

hidenseek1 said:
naw whens its cathlolic its called a blessing not a curse



When it is catholic, it is pedophilia and homosexuality in the house of the Lord


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18808103 - 09/06/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Why does your friend keep the dolls in her room if they scare her? Throw them in the garbage.


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: JoieDeVivre]
    #18808130 - 09/06/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Gotta have a priest piss in it


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: Nimpo]
    #18808152 - 09/06/13 04:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Nimpo said:
Gotta have a priest piss in it



we aren't talking about a childs mouth here, this is a doll


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18808231 - 09/06/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

jizz in it.


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18808336 - 09/06/13 05:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

hidenseek1 said:
im going to need to exorcise an evil doll in the near future, and i dont like the idea of stealing some holy water from the front of the church




Thats easy. Just steal it from the back of the church.

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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: hidenseek1]
    #18808365 - 09/06/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You could call a priest to come to your house and bless the house and exercise the doll. I see it on the saw, "A haunting"  alot.


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: ShiVersblood] * 2
    #18808370 - 09/06/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A Catholic priest and a Jew are walking past the playground.

Priest: Hey Mort, wanna fuck that kid?

Mort: Out of what?


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #18808387 - 09/06/13 05:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

The Ecstatic said:
A Catholic priest and a Jew are walking past the playground.

Priest: Hey Mort, wanna fuck that kid?

Mort: Out of what?




0/10, you massacred the joke


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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: Nimpo]
    #18808702 - 09/06/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

lol this is pretty fucking creepy..



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Re: anyone know the blessing to make holy water? [Re: Gorlax] * 1
    #18808708 - 09/06/13 06:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Just make it up. That's what the Catholics do..


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