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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Worst sexual experiences? * 1
    #18804767 - 09/05/13 07:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Ill kick it off with the story of Sarah. She was alright looking, and lived in the apt right above me. We always talked to eachother whenever we bumped into one another outside. Things were pretty friendly between us but I never bothered making a move because she just wasnt my type. One day I decide to have a party, and who do I run into when I go out for a beer run. Sarah.

I asked her if she wanted to come party, she agreed. Party heavily we did, and as it was winding down she very obviously wanted to fuck. So I obliged, as we get into it however she decides it'd be a great idea to just slam her ass down on me, she literally ripped my dick, that little bit that connects the shaft to the head. It looked like someone got murdered in the bathroom and it bleed for quite a while.

I almost ended up going to the hospital but between her apologies and my drunkeness I decided it would patch itself up. It did, and her and I never spoke of that night again. I still ran into her once in a while afterwards, but we never said much to one another after that.

Now u.

I apologize for my shitty writing.


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InvisibleCounterCulturest
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Re: Worst sexual experiences? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18805012 - 09/05/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Wow dude. How did that wind up healing ?

Dicks can be sensitive and girls don't get that. smashin and pullin on shit hurts lol


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Re: Worst sexual experiences? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #18806077 - 09/06/13 02:04 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
I asked her if she wanted to come party, she agreed. Party heavily we did, and as it was winding down she very obviously wanted to fuck. So I obliged, as we get into it however she decides it'd be a great idea to just slam her ass down on me, she literally ripped my dick, that little bit that connects the shaft to the head. It looked like someone got murdered in the bathroom and it bleed for quite a while.



Haha, classic :P Actually happens quite frequently; happened to me too with my first gf. The bloody sheets made us do some explaining to her parents :lol:


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Re: Worst sexual experiences? [Re: koraks]
    #18806336 - 09/06/13 06:35 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I was once eating a college girly out and she vomited in the middle and got some on me.

:awepreciation:

The saddest part is that there was no reciprocity.


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Re: Worst sexual experiences? [Re: XUL] * 1
    #18806576 - 09/06/13 08:47 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You didn't vomit on her?


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Re: Worst sexual experiences? [Re: koraks] * 1
    #18806632 - 09/06/13 09:08 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My worst is like 5 years ago. I was at a house party and there was this 275-300lb native american chick who was there with her husband. Everyone was hammered drunk and all but three of us passed out, so it was just this massive native american chick left, some other girl, and me.

Eventually the other girl passed out so its just me and the whale left. At one point she randomly dives in for a kiss while grabbing my dick. I do my best to push her away, and retreat the the living room and I ended up passing out on the couch. I know for a fact I passed out fully clothed.

I woke up the next morning with no pants or underwear on and a giant hickey on my neck. Everyone was asking what happened last night and with who and even though I knew who did it I couldnt say anything because her husband was there..... So basically I got raped (Im hoping I had whiskey dick and she only blew my limp dick) by a 300lb native american chick while her husband was 2 rooms away  :uhoh:


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Re: Worst sexual experiences? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18806856 - 09/06/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I don't have any horror stories, but any time the girl just lied there was not a good time.


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Re: Worst sexual experiences? [Re: TheWiz]
    #18806978 - 09/06/13 11:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Fucked one of my ex's for 3hrs til sunrise. Kept going limp from the comedown on coke. Lamee, cause she's a great energetic lay. Didn't even cum.

Then i slept with another ex later the same day. .......while she was on her period. Messy busines. And fuckin smelly too.

Ahhh, to be 22 again...


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Re: Worst sexual experiences? [Re: nannybooboo]
    #18807066 - 09/06/13 11:32 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My sister had this chubby friend who was a virgin and she had
a huge crush on me, one night after drinking she slept over with my
sister and came to my room after my sis fell asleep, she came on to me
quick and i just said fuck it ill take one for the team....

chubby girls give great head, thennnn

as we were doing the deed in my restroom i was so tired and she
wasnt good at it at all and i think she was able to tell i wasnt feeling
it so she ask "do you want to stop" and i just said yeaaaa and got her
off me then went to sleep haha.

im an asshole


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Re: Worst sexual experiences? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #18807122 - 09/06/13 11:47 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

having sex with this girl who had some SERIOUS issues. She wanted to have sex after coming home from the hospital after thinking she had a miscarriage. I could tell in her voice and how she was acting that she was not horny but still wanted sex. I kept saying that this was the absolute worst time to be having sex because we were both kinda traumatized, but she insisted... Well after I didnt come(because I was convinced she was trying to get pregnant- and I was correct), we got in an argument mid sex. I looked down and there was blood EVERYWHERE... All over my dick, all over me, her and the bed. In shock I said "look at this blood!" and she stormed off and said " This is the blood of your dead child"

That was one of the last times I had sex and it fucks with my head:frown:


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Re: Worst sexual experiences? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #18807183 - 09/06/13 12:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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having sex with this girl who had some SERIOUS issues. She wanted to have sex after coming home from the hospital after thinking she had a miscarriage. I could tell in her voice and how she was acting that she was not horny but still wanted sex. I kept saying that this was the absolute worst time to be having sex because we were both kinda traumatized, but she insisted... Well after I didnt come(because I was convinced she was trying to get pregnant- and I was correct), we got in an argument mid sex. I looked down and there was blood EVERYWHERE... All over my dick, all over me, her and the bed. In shock I said "look at this blood!" and she stormed off and said " This is the blood of your dead child"

That was one of the last times I had sex and it fucks with my head:(




goooooodddddd fuuuuuckin damn.
women are crazy man


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    #18807323 - 09/06/13 12:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Worst sexual experiences? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #18807376 - 09/06/13 12:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck the anonymous option. My worst sexual experience was when I lost my virginity on the comedown of my second mushroom trip.

I could barely tell if this chick was even attractive(too much morphing and tracers)and my dick kept going limp. We did fuck for a solid 2 and a half hours, although there were a lot of breaks in between because she couldn't keep me up for long without a blowjob.

Found out later that my friends dad(we were out in a pagoda near his house where we were spending the night at) saw us going at it and I didn't find this out until a year later.

Yep, not the best way to blossom into the world of sexuality, but you cant pick and choose


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Re: Worst sexual experiences? [Re: Yukon Cornelius]
    #18807510 - 09/06/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Not my story but it's worth telling.

A dude I know from basketball was banging his girl in the shower. She was getting into it and wanted him to lift her while he was banging her. They slipped and he fell backwards. His ass hit the glass shower wall, he fell through and the broken glass all but cut off both of his ass cheecks! His girl freaked out (as you would) and sat down in the blood filled shower, shocked. He tried to get her to call an ambulance but she wouldn't respond to him. So, pushing his semi cut off ass cheecks against his legs he stumbled over to the phone and rang 911. He ended up passing out from blood loss but survived and got his cheecks sowed back on. All that's left is a huge W shaped scar around his ass.


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