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Re: How does a shy guy get out of the friend zone? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#18655523 - 08/03/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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collinZzZz
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Re: How does a shy guy get out of the friend zone? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#18667427 - 08/06/13 09:43 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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didn't read thread. friend zone is myth. if it's not the right time or person it's not the right time or person.
Get Over Your Ego.
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Re: How does a shy guy get out of the friend zone? [Re: collinZzZz]
#18667446 - 08/06/13 09:50 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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get plastic surgery get buff (or fit) make a fuck ton of money be good in bed become a chick magnet while still being there for her and maintaining that same personality that she likes about you
suddenly you will find that she will slowly start to fall madly and obsessively in love with you lol
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Re: How does a shy guy get out of the friend zone? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#18667916 - 08/06/13 12:13 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Before that night you didn't even know a girl could cum that many times!
do you really think this is all necessary? Could you not leave it at something like "She was a very good lay, one of the best I ever had. She's such a freak in bed!" .
BTW if he ends up fucking his neighbour how fast do you think that relationship will fall through when she asks him to make her squirt like he did with this other chick you made up and he just sits there with this confused and worried look on his face?
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Re: How does a shy guy get out of the friend zone? [Re: gulper2323]
#18668321 - 08/06/13 01:33 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: Before that night you didn't even know a girl could cum that many times!
do you really think this is all necessary? Could you not leave it at something like "She was a very good lay, one of the best I ever had. She's such a freak in bed!" . :
Your version focuses on his experience, not the woman's. Not only that but it's vague as hell, it could mean anything. Neither of your comments convey the earth-shattering pleasure that he gave to this other woman. They only convey his own pleasure which is subjective..
Listen, when a baker gives directions on how to bake a cake he doesn't have time to go into all the chemistry and theory involved behind his recipe. You simply do exactly what he says, and you get the cake. You don't necessarily need to know how all the ingredients work as long as you don't deviate from the recipe you dig? So to answer your question, yes its all necessary.
Anybody can make a girl squirt, if he needs to know how he can learn. It would be very unlikely for her to ask anyway, at least until they are in an LTR.
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Re: How does a shy guy get out of the friend zone? [Re: Anonymous #2] 1
#18688824 - 08/10/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well, time for an update.
I picked up on most of the advice...
I started hanging out with female friends/exes in plain sight, even having one pick me up while we were hanging out on her porch, several times overnight.
I'd answer texts only, and keep them short...
After a few days, I started texting her late at night (sometimes drunk, sometimes not, but not desperate.) Just to chat, feel her out.
She texted some pretty blatant innuendos, I'd respond with things along the lines of Yea, I like you, sure, but I'm going to stop wasting my time soon.
Meanwhile, breaking the touch barrier at nearly every opportunity.
Yesterday, she mentioned she was going out and asked what i was doing.
Long story short, We smoked a blunt, and I went with her and her friend to a couple bars.
Her (married) friend decided to go home with a guy, and we kept the party going and I drove.
We had fun, flirted, but the usual, other than she seemed to pay slightly more attention.
After, i drove her home, and touched hands and stuff which was kinda normal. Before we went in, she said something along the lines of "Come on in, we'll smoke that blunt, and whatever happens, happens."
O.o
Ended up smoking it, running into another guy neighbor (that she texted, not that I cared.) We went over to his apt, played spades for like 5 hours, smoked another blunt or two, then she was ready to leave.
We went in her apt, but she was pretty adamant that I left.
I told her I left my key at home and was locked out until my romate got home. (Of course, wasn't true.)
Long story short, we pretty much acted out the story that i was supposed to tell her, except instead of falling off the couch, i caught her before she fell out of the bed... Oh, and no squirting, but she gushed while she rode me so much she had to change her sheets. She also said she was cold because she was "scared of the feelings she had for me." I spent the night, but it was really only like 2 hours.
Next question bugging me... How should I behave now?
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Re: How does a shy guy get out of the friend zone? [Re: Crystal G] 1
#18689002 - 08/10/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: get plastic surgery get buff (or fit) make a fuck ton of money be good in bed become a chick magnet while still being there for her and maintaining that same personality that she likes about you
suddenly you will find that she will slowly start to fall madly and obsessively in love with you lol
in other words, be a superficial tool and as inauthentic as possible. should work out
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Re: How does a shy guy get out of the friend zone? [Re: Crystal G]
#18689136 - 08/10/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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There's no easy way to get out of the friendzone OP. You have not get in there in the first place. You have to try and charm the pants off her when you first meet, generate some attraction/sexual tension.
Think of it like this:
* If you're forward and don't get rejected you have your prize. (relationship, sex, whatever) * If you're forward and do get rejected you can still become friends or even try again later. * If you're not forward you may become "just friends" but have no chance and anything more.
Time to start womanizing man, it's good for the psyche. Why worry about getting friendzoned if you know there a plethora of lovely ladies falling over themselves for you?
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Crystal G said: become a chick magnet while still being there for her and maintaining that same personality that she likes about you
suddenly you will find that she will slowly start to fall madly and obsessively in love with you lol
This is good advice. If your friend sees that girls are literally falling over themselves for you she'll surely re-evaluate her reasoning behind friendzoning you.
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Re: How does a shy guy get out of the friend zone? [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#18689913 - 08/11/13 02:19 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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And there you go; another guy allowed to bust a nut in a chick because of the advice he got from the Shroomery
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Re: How does a shy guy get out of the friend zone? [Re: gulper2323]
#18690021 - 08/11/13 03:43 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Moral of the story: there is NO FUCKING FRIENDZONE.
Its a convenient lie guys tell themselves when they dont know how to make the right moves.
Act like a man, the end.
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Re: How does a shy guy get out of the friend zone? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18690029 - 08/11/13 03:53 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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gulper2323 said: And there you go; another guy allowed to bust a nut in a chick because of the advice he got from the Shroomery 
^^ Fuck yeah!
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Anonymous said: Long story short, we pretty much acted out the story that i was supposed to tell her, except instead of falling off the couch, i caught her before she fell out of the bed... Oh, and no squirting, but she gushed while she rode me so much she had to change her sheets. She also said she was cold because she was "scared of the feelings she had for me."

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Anonymous said: Next question bugging me... How should I behave now?
You've done well. What do you want from her. A relationship, fuck buddies or just friends?
You've already accelerated the sexuality between you. If you want to just remain fuck buddies then just keep doing what you're doing and don't talk about your sexual relations that you have with this girl, with other people. You've managed to make her feel comfortable enough to go that far with you. Talking about it with your mates will blow it for you. If you want to engage in a relationship then you'll probably have to lift your game. You'll need to create a lot of rapport, and then for best results, you simply need to make your self the best option. If you just want a friend ship, and no more sex, then stop touching immediately, and make sure all your conversations are not funny.
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Re: How does a shy guy get out of the friend zone? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Re: How does a shy guy get out of the friend zone? [Re: JesusIsLord]
#18693062 - 08/11/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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JesusIsLord said:
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Crystal G said: get plastic surgery get buff (or fit) make a fuck ton of money be good in bed become a chick magnet while still being there for her and maintaining that same personality that she likes about you
suddenly you will find that she will slowly start to fall madly and obsessively in love with you lol
in other words, be a superficial tool and as inauthentic as possible. should work out 
her post reminds me of the great Gatsby, mine as well add "sell your soul to the devil"
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Re: How does a shy guy get out of the friend zone? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#18801875 - 09/05/13 02:29 AM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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We guys usually know when we're friend zoned especially when we really like the girl. i've gotten myself in the friend zone and i have gotten myself out. I'm not bad looking and i have my own place , car and make a living. the problem was I was courting the girl and if shes was a helpless romantic it wouldve worked , but nowadays girls are all about attraction. She made up her mind about you. What you have to do is throw her off. Throw curveballs at her that makes her consider changing the way she thinks of you. Bold and extremely unpredictable will make her reconsider you completely. Then when you get to that point you have to attract her and NOT court her. Look confident, if you even fake being confident you will become confident. Shoulders back look straight and NEVER look down at the floor. Keep eye contact but not an empty dead stare. Keep your hand out of your pockets. Look your best. Don't have to be the hottest guy ever just try, but don't make seem like you're trying too hard. Smell very good , and don't go using your dads cologne, I mean invest in a fresh designer scent. Build rapport, consistent communication. Girls have a short attenion span since guys are on them like flys on poop. Give her space but dont exaggerate. Never end a conversation on a boring note, never. She'll remember you as boring, end your encounters or phone call or texting on a high note always. Girls love banter, playful teasing, but don't over do it. Borderline jerk but make sure it's playful or else you'll really be a jerk to her. You have to break the touch barrier (hands elbow waist) but you have to be really careful and subtle or else you'll look like a creep. Scarcity, you can't make yourself seem too available. Get good at these and you can have any girl you want. Do not court a girl, attract her. Reject everyone else's negativity and think positive thoughts. Now go get her. I would wish you good luck but if you're smart you won't need it
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