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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
#18800178 - 09/04/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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ya lets go on a waterfast for 40days and fly off this planet like why not srs
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g00ru
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: seadragon]
#18800180 - 09/04/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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uhhh, hell yeah...although the longest i have waterfasted is 36 hours so...i'll do my best
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
#18800185 - 09/04/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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g00ru said: but satan was there way before Christ, he was like the old man tempting the young Jesus with dreams of power out in the desert. But Jesus was like...no thank you Satan, I'd rather be transfigured into cosmic christ tyvm
Satan never got to be human, remember. Jesus did. that's why Satan had that form incarnate and Jesus had to be born and grow old. 
right@!?!?!?!
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18800196 - 09/04/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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good point yeah satan never was a human. but jesus never did grow old either. in fact he reanimated his entire body so i assume he kept it pretty fresh
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18800198 - 09/04/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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maybe we should stop shitting yes..i mean that isnt such a bad idea? maybe im wrong ;<
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: seadragon]
#18800199 - 09/04/13 05:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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seadragon said: maybe we should stop shitting yes..i mean that isnt such a bad idea? maybe im wrong ;<
welcome to my religion
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
#18800207 - 09/04/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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wut? yolo anyway tbh
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: seadragon]
#18800214 - 09/04/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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YOLO, LOL.
hahaha i lol'd
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: seadragon]
#18800216 - 09/04/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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dammit...yolo is the opposite of my religion 
see my 'religion' or spirituality is simple to elevate one's consciousness to finer levels of energetic resonance or frequency. Fasting and meditation is like the bread and butter of renunciation and achieving higher states of mind in a completely natural (drugless) way.
but yeah you can keep yolo swaggin you probably wont go to hell
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Edited by g00ru (09/04/13 05:33 PM)
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18800218 - 09/04/13 05:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: @!?!?!?!
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
#18800227 - 09/04/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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g00ru said: good point yeah satan never was a human. but jesus never did grow old either. in fact he reanimated his entire body so i assume he kept it pretty fresh 
that's because he passed on, then God gave him superpowers, right?
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18800235 - 09/04/13 05:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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he had already been transfigured at that point but yes Christ was essentially all-powerful...his death took on the karma of the world, made our modern existence possible.
sometimes i think the second coming of christ has already happened and we are living in its aftermath.
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18800236 - 09/04/13 05:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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g00ru yea.,.i was like why do shrooms and weed if u can just stop shitting? o_O
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
#18800269 - 09/04/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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g00ru said: he had already been transfigured at that point but yes Christ was essentially all-powerful...his death took on the karma of the world, made our modern existence possible.
sometimes i think the second coming of christ has already happened and we are living in its aftermath.
maybe Levey found him, kept in his basement, Castro style? boy, that would suck for all of us.
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: akira_akuma]
#18800272 - 09/04/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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sry, LaVey is just a chill charles manson, Jesus actually spawned a religion of millions
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
#18800302 - 09/04/13 05:54 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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it would explain why he decided to make a stab at religion though, if he found Jesus wondering a desert and just stole him away to his cabin in the woods.
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: flickedbic]
#18800319 - 09/04/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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flickedbic said: Some quotes from Anton LaVey:
“What good are friends if they cant do you any good?"
“I see nothing wrong with robbing somebody on the street.”
“Satanism advocates practicing a modified form of the Golden Rule. Our interpretation of this rule is: "Do unto others as they do unto you"; because if you "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you," and they, in turn, treat you badly, it goes against human nature to continue to treat them with consideration. You should do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but if your courtesy is not returned, they should be treated with the wrath they deserve.”
"The Satanist believes in complete gratification of his ego. Satanism, in fact, is the only religion which advocates the intensification or encouragement of the ego. Only if a person's own ego is sufficiently fulfilled, can he afford to be kind and complimentary to others, without robbing himself of his self-respect. We generally think of a braggart as a person with a large ego; in reality, his bragging results from a need to satisfy his impoverished ego."
"The seven deadly sins of the Christian Church are: greed, pride, envy, anger, gluttony, lust, and sloth. Satanism advocates indulging in each of these "sins" as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification."
"A Satanist practices the motto, "If a man smite thee on one cheek, smash him on the other!" Let no wrong go unredressed."
"Definition of Good and Evil: Good is what you like. Evil is what you don't like."
Yeah, he was a sad, sad character. You just wanna go back in time and give him a big hug.
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: KremrBigSikter]
#18800321 - 09/04/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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KremrBigSikter said:
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flickedbic said: Some quotes from Anton LaVey:
“What good are friends if they cant do you any good?"
“I see nothing wrong with robbing somebody on the street.”
“Satanism advocates practicing a modified form of the Golden Rule. Our interpretation of this rule is: "Do unto others as they do unto you"; because if you "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you," and they, in turn, treat you badly, it goes against human nature to continue to treat them with consideration. You should do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but if your courtesy is not returned, they should be treated with the wrath they deserve.”
"The Satanist believes in complete gratification of his ego. Satanism, in fact, is the only religion which advocates the intensification or encouragement of the ego. Only if a person's own ego is sufficiently fulfilled, can he afford to be kind and complimentary to others, without robbing himself of his self-respect. We generally think of a braggart as a person with a large ego; in reality, his bragging results from a need to satisfy his impoverished ego."
"The seven deadly sins of the Christian Church are: greed, pride, envy, anger, gluttony, lust, and sloth. Satanism advocates indulging in each of these "sins" as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification."
"A Satanist practices the motto, "If a man smite thee on one cheek, smash him on the other!" Let no wrong go unredressed."
"Definition of Good and Evil: Good is what you like. Evil is what you don't like."
Yeah, he was a sad, sad character. You just wanna go back in time and give him a big hug.
probably all he needed
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
#18800421 - 09/04/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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cant we just live off water and oxygen im tired of shitting
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: seadragon]
#18800428 - 09/04/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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actually i like shitting but I GET WHAT YOU MEAN
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