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OfflineEvolveShrooms
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Sexy chick made a move on me at work.
    #18800059 - 09/04/13 04:53 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I work a fucking grocery store. Ya there's lots of nice ass rollin around all the time, but when you're in uniform yous next to invisible to them most of the time. I've been there 6 months and never got a # until now.

Here I am, all raved out and lacking seratonin, pretty lame day overall. I get the idea to smoke outside on my break instead of my boiling hot car for once (even though that subwoofer is irresistible). So I'm smoking on the bench outside and this gorgeous ebony goddess approaches me and asks if she can sit at my table. There were a couple empty tables, so I was optimistic from the get-go.

We get to talking and I get the impression she's real down to earth, probably an old soul. It turns out she parties as hard as I do too. She reminisced about the festivals she went to this summer and I did the same. We really hit it off, she too enjoys molly, mushies, dmt, you name it. Dayum, who's this girl? She's got a good 5-10 years on me, but my god that figure; she must be an angel of some kind.

Looks were gonna kick it real soon. We exchanged phone numbers after she mentioned she'd like to get together sometime. Amazing what one phone number does for your day, I was pretty miserable that morning so I'm sure my co-workers were perplexed why I was so giddy all afternoon.

The universe has smiled upon me today.
:fuckyeahdance: THERES my seratonin again.


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InvisibleSynthe
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Re: Sexy chick made a move on me at work. [Re: EvolveShrooms]
    #18800068 - 09/04/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Good luck with her bro! :highfive1:



maybe if things go good, bring her to a concert/festival :nodofunderstanding:


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InvisibleLegend
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Re: Sexy chick made a move on me at work. [Re: EvolveShrooms]
    #18800069 - 09/04/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Awh yeah, get u some

:datass:


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Re: Sexy chick made a move on me at work. [Re: EvolveShrooms]
    #18800082 - 09/04/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

that's happy


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InvisibleSynthe
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Re: Sexy chick made a move on me at work. [Re: Sheekle]
    #18800098 - 09/04/13 05:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
that's happy



:awepreciation:


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OfflineTheWiz
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Re: Sexy chick made a move on me at work. [Re: Synthe]
    #18800131 - 09/04/13 05:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, it's amazing what getting noticed and being treated like a human with diverse interests as opposed to a cog in an assembly line will do to your mood.  High five dude.


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Re: Sexy chick made a move on me at work. [Re: TheWiz]
    #18800255 - 09/04/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:rockon: do some  :getstoned: then do some :rail2: then :doggystyle: then :willynilly:

also


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Re: Sexy chick made a move on me at work. [Re: lovemusic]
    #18800340 - 09/04/13 06:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Slit her throat and fuck her corpse :evilgrin:


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InvisibleSynthe
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Re: Sexy chick made a move on me at work. [Re: 245willow19]
    #18800345 - 09/04/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Esekon Kelly said:
Slit her throat and fuck her corpse :evilgrin:



:thisfuckinguy:


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Offlinetripp23
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Re: Sexy chick made a move on me at work. [Re: Synthe]
    #18800396 - 09/04/13 06:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i feel your pain about the dull ass uniform thing.  those places dress you like drones so I agree, were non-existent to women.. retail.. :smirk:

i got the same shit goin on for me too.. tryin to find a good way to talk to an angel in a drone suit :lol: uggh..


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