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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #18799458 - 09/04/13 02:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Microwave? Or just download shitloads of viruses, i would imagine enough of the right virus would make it hard to determine what you actually did. Or just hide the laptop, bury all the different parts in completely random locations, if your fast enough that'd only take 45 seconds.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #18799481 - 09/04/13 02:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #18799485 - 09/04/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

have you considered maybe hiding the laptop? like a quick escape for the laptop? some kind of UAV to carry it away?


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: current]
    #18799948 - 09/04/13 04:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Thermite.

In college I listened to a lecture from a US marshall doing child porn raids. Every good child porn server is wired with thermite as a boobytrap. If the cops come knocking the computers melt down. They had evidence only from the computers that didn't go off. The owner of the servers got life but he'd have walked if the devices all worked as he thought they would.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #18801676 - 09/05/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Thermite.

In college I listened to a lecture from a US marshall doing child porn raids. Every good child porn server is wired with thermite as a boobytrap. If the cops come knocking the computers melt down. They had evidence only from the computers that didn't go off. The owner of the servers got life but he'd have walked if the devices all worked as he thought they would.




damn the only reason I clicked this thread was to post that haha its narly shit and legal to:thumbup:

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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: Mush4Brains]
    #18802275 - 09/05/13 06:47 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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It doesn't matter if it will erase if you guess the incorrect password.  Before any lab will try and guess a password, they will mirror every bit on the drive, which gives them unlimited attempts at cracking your password.  Encryption is the only way to stop someone from getting access to your drive in this scenario.



This. A properly encrypted hard drive is un-crackable within your life time unless quantum computers become viable.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: pwnasaurus] * 1
    #18802306 - 09/05/13 07:10 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Why does OP have to get rid of a phone in 15 seconds.  What could be so hot that it can't get seen by anyone else.  I know what I think and judging by some of the responses I'd say we all pretty much know.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: Gumby]
    #18804060 - 09/05/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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current said:
i actually know of a program that takes less than 30 seconds. its almsot like installing a fresh OS, but in seconds. im not giving you the link till you tell me what youre trying to destroy. its only fair..




There is no way that works. Forensic data recovery will recover every bit of data that is "erased." They can even get data off a disk that has had a 7 pass/rewrite done to it.

Only a strong electromagnet will do that he wants.




Um I would love to see anything relating to that. Cause I've read quite a bit that just a single pass is enough.


One thing you need to ask yourself is what you're hiding from and why. Obviously there is technology and the ability exists I'm sure to recover bits from just about any damaged medium., However the funds and effort that would need to be applied is dependent on how bad they want to get into it. If you're worried about police finding harassing IM's then chances are they wont waste much time, but if you're into some drug enterprising shlopsauce involving smuggling child porn stars across the globe then you may want to put more effort into being safe.


You need to ask yourself who and why and how, these are the utmost important functions in the equation you are asking.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: snoot]
    #18804410 - 09/05/13 06:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The government has been attempting, and most likely has, backdoored most available encryption software. Especially the most often used. TrueCrypt is not as secure as many think it is. I have read recently about different governments decrypting truecrypt encrypted drives. (most likely due to weak passwords) If I can find the link I will post it.

Communications encryption are also not as secure as you'd think.

http://techcrunch.com/2013/09/05/nsa-subverts-most-encryption-works-with-tech-companies-for-back-door-access-report-says/

http://reason.com/blog/2013/07/24/feds-twist-tech-companies-arms-for-backd

I imagine in these cases it is most likely only used in major cases, not your average drug case.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: enthiangenic]
    #18804736 - 09/05/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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enthiangenic said:
The government has been attempting, and most likely has, backdoored most available encryption software. Especially the most often used. TrueCrypt is not as secure as many think it is. I have read recently about different governments decrypting truecrypt encrypted drives. (most likely due to weak passwords) If I can find the link I will post it.

Communications encryption are also not as secure as you'd think.

http://techcrunch.com/2013/09/05/nsa-subverts-most-encryption-works-with-tech-companies-for-back-door-access-report-says/

http://reason.com/blog/2013/07/24/feds-twist-tech-companies-arms-for-backd

I imagine in these cases it is most likely only used in major cases, not your average drug case.





Again, who are you trying to hide from and why. If you are some gov't spy caught up in some nonsense, yeah they might spend the effort to decrypt AES or any other things via bruteforce, but again it all depends on what you're hiding from who and why.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: snoot]
    #18804935 - 09/05/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My point was that it is possible, not that it is probable. I'm sure the government will not waste their powerful resources to prosecute a minor offender.

If someone wants your data bad enough, with enough time and resources they can get it.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: enthiangenic]
    #18804965 - 09/05/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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My point was that it is possible, not that it is probable. I'm sure the government will not waste their powerful resources to prosecute a minor offender.

If someone wants your data bad enough, with enough time and resources they can get it.




That is exactly my point.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: snoot]
    #18804983 - 09/05/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

If you're trying to hide on the internet then you will fail.
Unless you're Anonymous.
If you truly want to remain off the grid then you can't use the common Internet at all.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18806142 - 09/06/13 03:11 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm running a firewall so I know I'm practically invisible online.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman] * 1
    #18806178 - 09/06/13 04:02 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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So how would my friend go about this? It has to be fairly straight forward. I'm talking like sleeping in bed to.....BAM get up and destroy it right then and there.


So what do you guys think?




Lol can you guys imagine you walk in on someone sleeping and they just spring up and immediately just fucking destroy the shit out of their computer.


Edited by Chowder963 (09/06/13 04:14 AM)


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: Chowder963]
    #18806184 - 09/06/13 04:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:rofldrunk: then they look at you and go ... oh its only you man.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman] * 1
    #18806258 - 09/06/13 05:30 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My father can crash a laptop in 15 seconds :cookiemonster:


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: Asante]
    #18806350 - 09/06/13 06:42 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

hot magma of course...isn't that how y'all are destroying your CPUs in >30 seconds?


Edited by Magicman69 (09/06/13 06:43 AM)


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: trampis]
    #18806457 - 09/06/13 07:56 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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has anyone suggested the microwave yet?




That's a good way to ruin a microwave,


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18806476 - 09/06/13 08:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Secret Documents Reveal N.S.A. Campaign Against Encryption

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Documents show that the N.S.A. has been waging a war against encryption using a battery of methods that include working with industry to weaken encryption standards, making design changes to cryptographic software, and pushing international encryption standards it knows it can break...

This excerpt from the N.S.A.’s 2013 budget request outlines the ways in which the agency circumvents the encryption protection of everyday Internet communications. The Sigint Enabling Project involves industry relationships, clandestine changes to commercial software to weaken encryption, and lobbying for encryption standards it can crack...




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