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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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I need to grow some fucking balls man...
#18799741 - 09/04/13 03:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm at the gym. I see this perfect girl. Crazy in shape 5'5, about my age with all the physical attribute that I like. For one fucking hour I tried to think of something to ask her or talk to her or whatever. I did not have the balls to do it. How can a 120 pound chick be so fucking imposing...
I'm so pissed at myself right now. My inaction is unacceptable. Fuck!
FUCK!
I have no clue how to approach a girl apparently. What the fuck would you say? Passed the Hey my name is... how are you?
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Sheekle
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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: Patlal] 1
#18799749 - 09/04/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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the more you think the less it happens
u gotta be a life livin lunatic instead of a thought thinkin trinket
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: Patlal]
#18799753 - 09/04/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just start with hello
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druqs
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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: Sheekle] 6
#18799770 - 09/04/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Try: 'hello, would it be okay if i took a picture of you so i can lay masturbating in my own filth and crying for hours on end at home while pretending we were a couple '
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g00ru
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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: Patlal]
#18799773 - 09/04/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: Passed the Hey my name is... how are you?
you could try it
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18799775 - 09/04/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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VivaLaMushie said: Just start with hello
As a female, do you find it ridiculous that most guys think hot girl are imposing?
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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: druqs]
#18799776 - 09/04/13 03:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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druqs said: Try: 'hello, would it be okay if i took a picture of you so i can lay masturbating in my own filth and crying for hours on end at home while pretending we were a couple '
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Lynnch
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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: Sheekle]
#18799793 - 09/04/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Whatcha workin on? How long have you been coming here?" Not super personal or creepy, just interested.
I know the feeling man. What I've started to do is if I feel that nervous anticipation thing happen, I FORCE myself to say something. The longer you wait the worse it gets. That feeling is scary, but it's totally THE sign that you have an opening and are supposed to take the chance. Better to give it a shot than wonder later.
Flip side is you shouldn't beat yourself up over it too much. There are a lot of pretty girls out there, and when you flub one opportunity it makes you want the next that much more. There are times where you really want to talk to someone but the chance just doesn't present itself, no big deal.
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VivaLaMushie
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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: Patlal]
#18799809 - 09/04/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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VivaLaMushie said: Just start with hello
As a female, do you find it ridiculous that most guys think hot girl are imposing?
Kinda. Those women are more than just a pretty face, there's dudes at my gym who talk to me, one doesn't but him and I have made eye contact numerous times. Cant figure it out, ive seen him there for months and all he does is smile at me lol
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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: VivaLaMushie] 1
#18799827 - 09/04/13 03:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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viva last night in a thread someone was like "I want to see pictures of sheekles family" and then someone posted your signature lol
its funny because they think I invented cat wearing bread even though I STOLE it from you
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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VivaLaMushie
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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: Sheekle]
#18799839 - 09/04/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hahaha.
I know wtf there's even a graemlin in chat of the inbread cat. Like wtf I brought that here 
I want royalties damnit!
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Patlal
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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18799855 - 09/04/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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VivaLaMushie said:
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Patlal said:
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VivaLaMushie said: Just start with hello
As a female, do you find it ridiculous that most guys think hot girl are imposing?
Kinda. Those women are more than just a pretty face, there's dudes at my gym who talk to me, one doesn't but him and I have made eye contact numerous times. Cant figure it out, ive seen him there for months and all he does is smile at me lol
He desperately wants to talk to you but he has overthought it so much that he'll never say a word to you.
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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: Sheekle]
#18799862 - 09/04/13 04:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: the more you think the less it happens
u gotta be a life livin lunatic instead of a thought thinkin trinket
Yup, live without thought
Let love speak :-) , then it's easier to smile
Live in the moment, don't worry
you must love yourself fully to love others as in, appreciate your body
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Sheekle
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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: lessismore]
#18799870 - 09/04/13 04:06 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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mio said:
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Sheekle said: the more you think the less it happens
u gotta be a life livin lunatic instead of a thought thinkin trinket
Yup, live without thought
Let love speak :-) , then it's easier to smile
Live in the moment, don't worry
you must love yourself fully to love others
mio I like your posting style it's very beautiful
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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: Patlal]
#18799872 - 09/04/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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How many times do you think that girl gets hit on each time she comes to the gym? Once every other time? Two times a week? What about everyday?
She is in there to get her workout on, not chit chat or pick up dudes. If she is half as cute as you wrote in your post, she probably already has a boyfriend or at very least a handful of booty calls. Meeting chicks at the gym is so bro (no offense, just my opinion)
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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18799873 - 09/04/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Honestly, I would recommend this, WORK YOUR WAY UP. Talk to a girl you feel comfortable talking to. Maybe a 3-4 girl or something else depending on your standards. Then slowly move up to better looking girls. It's a lot easier than if the first girl you ever cold approach is a 9.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: Patlal]
#18799874 - 09/04/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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When I was at the gym I heard 3 guys talking about that girl. Every guy had spotted her for sure yet I wasn't the on;ly one not talking to her.
I bet she's super lonely wondering wtf she's doing wrong cause no guy talks to her. The reason: We're all pussies.
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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: Patlal]
#18799876 - 09/04/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: When I was at the gym I heard 3 guys talking about that girl. Every guy had spotted her for sure yet I wasn't the on;ly one not talking to her.
I bet she's super lonely wondering wtf she's doing wrong cause no guy talks to her. The reason: We're all pussies.
You're definitely over-thinking it. Don't worry, I do the same thing.
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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: Patlal]
#18799891 - 09/04/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: When I was at the gym I heard 3 guys talking about that girl. Every guy had spotted her for sure yet I wasn't the on;ly one not talking to her.
I bet she's super lonely wondering wtf she's doing wrong cause no guy talks to her. The reason: We're all pussies.
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Re: I need to grow some fucking balls man... [Re: Gilgamesh18]
#18799995 - 09/04/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I rather have loved and lost, than never of loved at all!
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