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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18796278 - 09/03/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Make friends with someone with ADD.




That's what I do, for Adderall anway. Do they even give Dex out for ADD anymore? I've never actually met anyone who gets it prescribed.



No idea, that's what they gave me as a kid in the mid 90s.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: psi]
    #18796292 - 09/03/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

anyone who is prescribed dex wanna be my friend?


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: current]
    #18796350 - 09/03/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

keep a container of thermite nearby.
it'll probably burn through all your floors as well.

also, if you shatter the discs inside an HDD into enough pieces, they won't be recoverable.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: blackglass6219]
    #18796367 - 09/03/13 08:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

has anyone suggested the microwave yet?


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: trampis]
    #18796376 - 09/03/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

giant magnet?


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: Fuckspice]
    #18796386 - 09/03/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Blast furnace


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: trampis]
    #18796388 - 09/03/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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has anyone suggested the microwave yet?




I just read through the whole thread can't believe it wasn't mentioned.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18798681 - 09/04/13 10:41 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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psi said:
Make friends with someone with ADD.




That's what I do, for Adderall anway. Do they even give Dex out for ADD anymore? I've never actually met anyone who gets it prescribed.




Yeah they do. I was on dexadrine for like 3 or 4 years in college. I get paranoid as fuck if I even take 15mg. Shit's potent.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: Gumby]
    #18798716 - 09/04/13 10:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

So has this thread established WHY he needs to do so or is it child porn?


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: Uzziel]
    #18798720 - 09/04/13 10:54 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Drug paranoia apparently.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: Uzziel]
    #18798724 - 09/04/13 10:56 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A computer won't save you from any drug charges they got on you. I'm thinking child porn.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: Uzziel]
    #18798734 - 09/04/13 10:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

He said he was all wigged out on stims. :shrug:


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: psi]
    #18798747 - 09/04/13 11:05 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

If you had an external harddrive, couldn't you just unplug it then do whatever you want with it?


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18798779 - 09/04/13 11:15 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Maybe just replace the hard drive?  Or is there important info on the one that may need to be destroyed?  I would think magnet is the best bet.




That's the thing. There is all sorts of important shit on it (a lot of it not related to the need to destroy it) and it would be a pain in the ass to get it all back. Some of it would even be gone forever.




Tell your friend to spend money on an external hard drive.
Then save everything important from the laptop to the external hard drive.
Then get rid of his current laptop if he's that sketched out lol wtf


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18798818 - 09/04/13 11:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

GUIS GUIS It's o.k.

He was just on stims

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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18798892 - 09/04/13 11:47 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I've thought about this before.  I think I would put the laptop in the oven, turn it onto about 400 F or so.  This is not likely hot enough to start a fire, but it will destroy the laptop and hard drive.  By the time the pigs notice the smell of melting electronics, it will be to late for them to retrieve the data.  I haven't tried this personally, but I think it would work.  Also, this is something that could be done in less than thirty seconds.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #18798970 - 09/04/13 12:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

If your house is being busted in by the police odds are you fucked anyway. Like you are gonna have time to flush your stash AND destroy your computer by the time you know they are there. :shrug:


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: Uzziel]
    #18799375 - 09/04/13 02:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

microwave it


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18799401 - 09/04/13 02:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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TheWiz said:
Maybe just replace the hard drive?  Or is there important info on the one that may need to be destroyed?  I would think magnet is the best bet.




That's the thing. There is all sorts of important shit on it (a lot of it not related to the need to destroy it) and it would be a pain in the ass to get it all back. Some of it would even be gone forever.




Tell your friend to spend money on an external hard drive.
Then save everything important from the laptop to the external hard drive.
Then get rid of his current laptop if he's that sketched out lol wtf




A 32 GB MicroSD card is like $20-25 and would be super easy to destroy or get rid of. You could even swallow it if you really wanted to, they're the size of like a fingernail.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: psi]
    #18799419 - 09/04/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

If you get raided they take all your computers and use shit on there for evidence.
Pictures of grows, data indicating transactions, etc.
Computer evidence can be used to corroborate conspiracy charges if they couldn't otherwise charge you with that one.
You're not "already fucked" if they break down your door.  You're only fucked when they have sufficient evidence to convict you in court.


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