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InvisibleFruitOfLife
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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: psi]
    #18795544 - 09/03/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I would lean toward the internet drug dealing over kiddie porn since he is so worried about losing everything for no reason...


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18795550 - 09/03/13 05:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

If its internet drug dealing he should be more worried about his transactions being tracked, and his shipments getting intercepted. Bitcoins are traceable, unless properly laundered. The evidence they need isnt going to be on his hard-drive.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #18795582 - 09/03/13 05:57 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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BlindSophist said:
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lunarpiscean said:
Still convinced its CP!




Me too. This is literally the only reason I can think of for needing to completely fry a laptop in such a short time.




:nohellno: I knew this would happen. Jesus Christ it's not CP, I swear.

I took a bunch of Dexedrine today, long story short someone calls me and tells me some shit that got me all fucking paranoid. I flushed all my drugs and am now the proud owner of this giant fucking $15 dollar magnet. It's fun as fuck to play with though.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18795599 - 09/03/13 06:02 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

How much/what kind of drugs did you flush?


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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: fee]
    #18795610 - 09/03/13 06:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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fee said:
How much/what kind of drugs did you flush?




about 200mg of 2cb

a 20 strip of 130ug blotters

the rest of my dexedrine

3 grams of hash

and then like 5 old spore prints I had sitting around

Yeah, fucking retarded I know. But it made sense at the time, I was convinced the SWAT van was going to be outside my house any minute.


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InvisibleFruitOfLife
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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18795614 - 09/03/13 06:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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MisterSandman said:
Quote:

fee said:
How much/what kind of drugs did you flush?




about 200mg of 2cb

a 20 strip of 130ug blotters

the rest of my dexedrine

3 grams of hash

and then like 5 old spore prints I had sitting around

Yeah, fucking retarded I know. But it made sense at the time, I was convinced the SWAT van was going to be outside my house any minute.



I have never and still cant find any lucy  :sad:  and you flushed 20 hits!!!  :megacrankey:


JK, you did the right thing if the threat was real


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18795645 - 09/03/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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FruitOfLife said:
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MisterSandman said:
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fee said:
How much/what kind of drugs did you flush?




about 200mg of 2cb

a 20 strip of 130ug blotters

the rest of my dexedrine

3 grams of hash

and then like 5 old spore prints I had sitting around

Yeah, fucking retarded I know. But it made sense at the time, I was convinced the SWAT van was going to be outside my house any minute.



I have never and still cant find any lucy  :sad:  and you flushed 20 hits!!!  :megacrankey:


JK, you did the right thing if the threat was real




I know, I feel like a :tard: I'm still trying to figure out how legitimate the threat actually was. The problem is I deleted all the contacts off my phone so I have no way of communicating with the guy who gave me the info.

I might have overreacted a bit though.....I probably looked so funny at the store, buying the magnet...the poor guy at the register was like "What do ya need this big ole magnet for?" and I'm all on speed like "NOTHING! DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!!!"


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18795646 - 09/03/13 06:14 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Straight-up paranoia is really the only thing other than CP that could justify the need to destroy a laptop within 30 seconds at any given moment. :lol:

Maybe don't take so much dexedrine next time. For now, smoke some pot, maybe have a beer, watch a funny movie or something and try to relax. You probably won't need to destroy anybody's laptop. :lol:


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InvisibleNWlight
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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18795652 - 09/03/13 06:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

There is no reason you should ever have to destroy a laptop :rofl:

no matter WHAT you are using it for.

ever.  like, wtf? they are expensive and shit.


just familiarize yourself with encryption technologies, installing OS's on a USB, etc.

use a level of protection suitable for your level of paranoia.


Worst case scenario use a laptop without a battery in it so that all you have to do is pull the cord and the whole drive will be protected & encrypted.


There is a way for people with VERY Good computer skills to extract information from the RAM of an encrypted computer even if your computer has been shut off, however.

Here is a link on such an attack, called a "cold boot attack"

http://www.informationweek.com/cold-boot-attack-defeats-disk-encryption/206801184


do not depend solely on encryption, but rather add multiple layers of security.


research is your friend


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InvisibleFruitOfLife
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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #18795667 - 09/03/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Ive been there... long story short, I had a small mushroom grow in process and saw a guy looking in my backyard and talking to my neighbor. There was also a cop car at the end of the block that left after the guy did. I freaked out and bagged up EVERYTHING and drove 2 miles away and threw it in someones dumpster in the alley.

Nothing ever happened and no one ever came to even talk to me :shrug:


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: NWlight]
    #18795686 - 09/03/13 06:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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NWlight said:
There is no reason you should ever have to destroy a laptop :rofl:

no matter WHAT you are using it for.

ever.  like, wtf? they are expensive and shit.


just familiarize yourself with encryption technologies, installing OS's on a USB, etc.

use a level of protection suitable for your level of paranoia.


Worst case scenario use a laptop without a battery in it so that all you have to do is pull the cord and the whole drive will be protected & encrypted.


There is a way for people with VERY Good computer skills to extract information from the RAM of an encrypted computer even if your computer has been shut off, however.

Here is a link on such an attack, called a "cold boot attack"

http://www.informationweek.com/cold-boot-attack-defeats-disk-encryption/206801184


do not depend solely on encryption, but rather add multiple layers of security.


research is your friend




Yeah...I'm definitely going to look into this encryption stuff, so next time I freak out I won't go waste $15 on a magnet that apparently wouldn't even really work.

Or I could just go with the Thermite......


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18795692 - 09/03/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Download True Crypt or something like it and encrypt your entire drive.


chances are you are not in deep enough to need something more drastic.

it won't be safe from the FBI but it'll be safe from local investigation and any snooping friends/family


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18795752 - 09/03/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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MisterSandman said:
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FruitOfLife said:
Quote:

MisterSandman said:
Quote:

fee said:
How much/what kind of drugs did you flush?




about 200mg of 2cb

a 20 strip of 130ug blotters

the rest of my dexedrine

3 grams of hash

and then like 5 old spore prints I had sitting around

Yeah, fucking retarded I know. But it made sense at the time, I was convinced the SWAT van was going to be outside my house any minute.



I have never and still cant find any lucy  :sad:  and you flushed 20 hits!!!  :megacrankey:


JK, you did the right thing if the threat was real




I know, I feel like a :tard: I'm still trying to figure out how legitimate the threat actually was. The problem is I deleted all the contacts off my phone so I have no way of communicating with the guy who gave me the info.

I might have overreacted a bit though.....I probably looked so funny at the store, buying the magnet...the poor guy at the register was like "What do ya need this big ole magnet for?" and I'm all on speed like "NOTHING! DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!!!"



Dude if you are that paranoid you'd better be moving serious "weight"  and if so start running live. :laugh2:


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18795753 - 09/03/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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MisterSandman said:...so next time I freak out I won't go waste $15 on a magnet that apparently wouldn't even really work...




I think the bigger waste went down the drain... :shrug:  . . . :peace:


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: vinsue]
    #18795830 - 09/03/13 07:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Sure encryption might seem secure, but I'd MUCH rather know that my laptop/harddrive is obliterated than know that my encrypted hard drive was confiscated and is in data recovery.


I'm one of those people that always plans for and thinks of methods to quickly get out of situations. So I advise you to study your computer and figure out what is needed to remove the hard drive and how quickly you can do it. If you can't remove the hard drive within 15 seconds, just remove the hard drive right now (if the threat is real or possible... hard drives are cheap as fuck) and destroy it!

To destroy it I would take a sledgehammer to it and smash it into as little pieces as possible. Then if I had access to extreme heat (bonfire or something), I would throw the remaining pieces inside the fire pit for hours. After the pit goes out and cools off, I'd retrieve the pieces, put them in a bag and dump them at a lake or landfill.

Of course that's not something you can do within a minute, but like I said, hard drives are so cheap I would just destroy it now. If you follow those instructions, I can almost guarantee unless you're running some huge CP ring or human trafficking ring, they'll never retrieve anything off that hard drive.


Best of luck, and drugs can be a bitch. I've flushed many drugs while high and paranoid.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: eMpire420]
    #18796223 - 09/03/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

how the fuck do i get my hands on some dex?!


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: current]
    #18796230 - 09/03/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Make friends with someone with ADD.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: psi]
    #18796250 - 09/03/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i have adhd. i was on rittilan for 8 years.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: psi]
    #18796254 - 09/03/13 08:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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psi said:
Make friends with someone with ADD.




That's what I do, for Adderall anway. Do they even give Dex out for ADD anymore? I've never actually met anyone who gets it prescribed.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: eMpire420]
    #18796271 - 09/03/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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eMpire420 said:
Sure encryption might seem secure, but I'd MUCH rather know that my laptop/harddrive is obliterated than know that my encrypted hard drive was confiscated and is in data recovery.





It literally is obliterated, and the key space is literally large enough that I would have to express its crack time in powers of 10 even when you calculate it using the processing power of multiple supercomputers. For all intensive purposes, that data doesnt exist to anyone without the key.


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