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Can you summarize why satanism makes sense?
    #18796114 - 09/03/13 08:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I remember a few months ago, I saw a quote about satanism, and it totally blew my mind, and made it sound like the most rational philosophy of all time. (except Buddhism :lol:)

Does anyone know a quote like this? Can anyone explain to me, why satan makes more sense than god does.

I remember it being along the lines of, god kills way more than the devil. the devil accepts humans for who/what they are.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18796155 - 09/03/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Satan is a red guy with a 6-pack and a pointy tail who hates you

God (in the most popular religions) is a holy character who is all knowing and strikes down people who don't agree with him, but he loves you and if you do everything right he might not burn you in hell... but he loves you (and so does his zombie son)




Which one sounds more likely, a freak who hates you or... a biblical god?


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Synthe]
    #18796166 - 09/03/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Synthe said:
Satan is a red guy with a 6-pack and a pointy tail who hates you

God (in the most popular religions) is a holy character who is all knowing and strikes down people who don't agree with him, but he loves you and if you do everything right he might not burn you in hell... but he loves you (and so does his zombie son)




Which one sounds more likely, a freak who hates you or... a biblical god?



:rolleyes:

I'm gonna ignore this incredibly biased post. :shrug:


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Psilosopherr] * 7
    #18796174 - 09/03/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

all hail satan 666 murder jesus


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18796200 - 09/03/13 08:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Satan in the context of the era when the bible was SUPPOSEDLY written tells us that satan actually means "opposer". This all makes sense if I give you the context of how the bible portrays "Satan".

During the era of Jesus' time there existed a just a few very powerful empires. Egypt on Africa, Persian influence over the middle east, and Rome in Europe. Rome was the most dominant of the empires existing and competing for power in this era. Eventually Rome got to the banks of where the children of Israel resided. No matter how powerful the children of Israel's god was, Rome was a force not to be reckoned with. The time when Rome came around to Israel in those days was actually between 100 BC-100 AD. Scholars have since proven (even christian ones) that the number of the beast(666) actually represents Rome in the way Hebrew letters translate to numbers and creates codes. A ton of the Jewish and "About-to-break from Jewish Tradition" (Jesus and Christians) people were writing very apocalyptic filled scripts which obviously would have had huge influence on the bible and Jesus' teachings recorded.

So to basically answer your question: Satan or "the beast" most likely was just a coded message to gather people to bring Rome to the ground. Satan has simply just been used to represent negative things that happen based on the idea of how Rome was grasping the world by its military. Besides, the bible is simply a monotheistic rendition of earlier Sumerian/Assyrian/Babylonian texts. For people to think that entire sophisticated civilizations which taught us math, law, business, etc. just fabricated "myths" for entertainment are absolutely blinded by ignorance. We are simply ants in this universe and I can almost guarantee there are beings so sophisticated as to be able to manipulate DNA to not only benefit themselves but the reality around them. We all have the ability to tap into the "darkness which everything comes from."


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18796202 - 09/03/13 08:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You probably want the pussy version of satanism aka laveyan satanism. Try google.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18796220 - 09/03/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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rbalzer said:
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Synthe said:
Satan is a red guy with a 6-pack and a pointy tail who hates you

God (in the most popular religions) is a holy character who is all knowing and strikes down people who don't agree with him, but he loves you and if you do everything right he might not burn you in hell... but he loves you (and so does his zombie son)




Which one sounds more likely, a freak who hates you or... a biblical god?



:rolleyes:

I'm gonna ignore this incredibly biased post. :shrug:



Sorry I don't know the history of satanism and stuff, but all I'm saying is compared to a christian, muslim, etcetera god, a satan-demon-monster just seems a little bit more preferable/believable :shrug:

I realize that's not what you meant though, I just flat out don't understand the philosophy aspect of satanism n stuff... :sad:


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: AWS] * 1
    #18796240 - 09/03/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I understand paganism but i went to a satanic cult meeting just for the hell of it and it creeped me out sorta how normal they made it out to seem like how they preach to it but i expected to see goth type people but there were totally normal citizens.  like the kinda people you go to work with.  Just about all religion is the same shit to me.  not my thing


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Fuckspice]
    #18796258 - 09/03/13 08:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Its all veerrry naaauughty ;p


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Psilosopherr] * 2
    #18796289 - 09/03/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

In Christian churches you get a delicious cracker and a sip of wine

In satanoc churches you get to bang any female of your choice


Which one do you pick?

Hrmmmmm....


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #18796361 - 09/03/13 08:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Pretty sure actual Satanism has nothing to do with Satan.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: ziggity]
    #18796541 - 09/03/13 09:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Hajnal said:
Pretty sure actual Satanism has nothing to do with Satan.



This!

Some of the responses in this thread :facepalm:

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Satan has simply just been used to represent negative things that happen



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ziggity said:We are simply ants in this universe and I can almost guarantee there are beings so sophisticated as to be able to manipulate DNA to not only benefit themselves but the reality around them. We all have the ability to tap into the "darkness which everything comes from."




Satanism doesn't entail any of this nonsense.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Synthe]
    #18796592 - 09/03/13 09:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Synthe said:
Quote:

rbalzer said:
Quote:

Synthe said:
Satan is a red guy with a 6-pack and a pointy tail who hates you

God (in the most popular religions) is a holy character who is all knowing and strikes down people who don't agree with him, but he loves you and if you do everything right he might not burn you in hell... but he loves you (and so does his zombie son)




Which one sounds more likely, a freak who hates you or... a biblical god?



:rolleyes:

I'm gonna ignore this incredibly biased post. :shrug:



Sorry I don't know the history of satanism and stuff, but all I'm saying is compared to a christian, muslim, etcetera god, a satan-demon-monster just seems a little bit more preferable/believable :shrug:

I realize that's not what you meant though, I just flat out don't understand the philosophy aspect of satanism n stuff... :sad:



Oh yeah, my bad, I forget that people haven't seen this amazingly clear description of it that I saw.

If I find it, I will definitely post it here. It might blow some minds.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: ziggity]
    #18796648 - 09/03/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

and thank you for your post ziggity. I found it quite informative :thumbup: :hatsoff:


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18796653 - 09/03/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

“We don't worship Satan, we worship ourselves using the metaphorical representation of the qualities of Satan. Satan is the name used by Judeo-Christians for that force of individuality and pride within us. But the force itself has been called by many names.We embrace Christian myths of Satan and Lucifer, along with Satanic renderings in Greek, Roman, Islamic, Sumerian, Syrian, Phrygian, Egyptian, Chinese or Hindu mythologies, to name but a few. We are not limited to one deity, but encompass all the expressions of the accuser or the one who advocates free thought and rational alternatives by whatever name he is called in a particular time and land. It so happens that we are living in a culture that is predominantly Judeo-Christian, so we emphasize Satan. If we were living in Roman times, the central figure, perhaps the title of our religion, would be different. But the name would be expressing and communicating the same thing. It's all context.”


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: SoreSpore] * 1
    #18798593 - 09/04/13 10:09 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, I was under the understanding that satanism is more about the ideal that we are god, and ww have the power to change our own destinies.  kind of more like a seperation from religion and self.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #18798804 - 09/04/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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In satanoc churches you get to bang any female of your choice




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Soulidarity said:
bang any female of your choice




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Soulidarity said:
bang female choice



:omfg: Are you being serious?  :Awemazing:


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: omegafaust]
    #18799008 - 09/04/13 12:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Yeah, I was under the understanding that satanism is more about the ideal that we are god, and ww have the power to change our own destinies.  kind of more like a seperation from religion and self.




Look up hedonism.... self indulgence... although not necessarily selfish, you can certainly be as selfish as you wish.

True freedom.... what do your rules mean to me? Nothing...

But yeah, I don't get into the whole satanism thing. Its just a weird thing to call yourself IMO.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Uzziel]
    #18799031 - 09/04/13 12:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

the only thing I agree with in satanism is that ignorance is a sin


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18799098 - 09/04/13 12:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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“We don't worship Satan, we worship ourselves using the metaphorical representation of  Satan is the name used by Judeo-Christians for that force of individuality and pride within us.




To worship yourself and not believe in Satan is in effect what Satan wants.  To do so also makes you a Christian, just a bad one.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Uzziel]
    #18799165 - 09/04/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

It makes sense in the way that it is basic.  Do what you will.  That's it.  Easy right.  Simple.  Does it make sense?  I dunno.  I read the Satanic Bible and decided there were some good things and a lot of BS.

Some quotes from Anton LaVey:


“What good are friends if they cant do you any good?"

“I see nothing wrong with robbing somebody on the street.”

“Satanism advocates practicing a modified form of the Golden Rule. Our interpretation of this rule is: "Do unto others as they do unto you"; because if you "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you," and they, in turn, treat you badly, it goes against human nature to continue to treat them with consideration. You should do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but if your courtesy is not returned, they should be treated with the wrath they deserve.”

"The Satanist believes in complete gratification of his ego. Satanism, in fact, is the only religion which advocates the intensification or encouragement of the ego. Only if a person's own ego is sufficiently fulfilled, can he afford to be kind and complimentary to others, without robbing himself of his self-respect. We generally think of a braggart as a person with a large ego; in reality, his bragging results from a need to satisfy his impoverished ego."


"The seven deadly sins of the Christian Church are: greed, pride, envy, anger, gluttony, lust, and sloth. Satanism advocates indulging in each of these "sins" as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification."

"A Satanist practices the motto, "If a man smite thee on one cheek, smash him on the other!" Let no wrong go unredressed."

"Definition of Good and Evil: Good is what you like. Evil is what you don't like."


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: flickedbic]
    #18799605 - 09/04/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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“Satanism advocates practicing a modified form of the Golden Rule. Our interpretation of this rule is: "Do unto others as they do unto you"; because if you "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you," and they, in turn, treat you badly, it goes against human nature to continue to treat them with consideration. You should do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but if your courtesy is not returned, they should be treated with the wrath they deserve.”



:brilliant:


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"The Satanist believes in complete gratification of his ego. Satanism, in fact, is the only religion which advocates the intensification or encouragement of the ego. Only if a person's own ego is sufficiently fulfilled, can he afford to be kind and complimentary to others, without robbing himself of his self-respect. We generally think of a braggart as a person with a large ego; in reality, his bragging results from a need to satisfy his impoverished ego."




That's an interesting philosophy to live by. I'll look into that but my personal believe would be that a balance of both ego gratification and ego deaths are important for maintaining a kind and helping personality.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: flickedbic]
    #18799624 - 09/04/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Anton LaVey was a blathering lunatic and the satanic drivel sounds like it was written by an angst-laden teenager.
Superfluous and pretentious asininity.

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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Hajnal]
    #18799635 - 09/04/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Pretty sure actual Satanism has nothing to do with Satan.





thus there is no actual satanism, just more religion


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: something super extreme]
    #18799645 - 09/04/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

satanism ends up a lot like hedonism pretty frequently....'do whatever you want' sure but that doesn't have to mean satisfy all your momentary impulses


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #18799650 - 09/04/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Hajnal said:
Pretty sure actual Satanism has nothing to do with Satan.





thus there is no actual satanism, just more religion



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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
    #18799656 - 09/04/13 03:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Satanism is spawned out of some angsty fucking rebellion against Christianity. Total waste of time.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #18799930 - 09/04/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

If Jesus is real, was real, whatever, I'm pretty convinced he was a magician or trickster and he captivated and awed people with his tricks, thus making him famous but then one day they realized he was just a trickster, a liar and that's why Jesus was nailed to that cross.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18799994 - 09/04/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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If Jesus is real, was real, whatever, I'm pretty convinced he was a magician or trickster and he captivated and awed people with his tricks, thus making him famous but then one day they realized he was just a trickster, a liar and that's why Jesus was nailed to that cross.




that was simon magus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Magus

Jesus is chill  :jesus2:


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
    #18800029 - 09/04/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

satanism is just a way to turn ppl christian loel


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
    #18800048 - 09/04/13 04:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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If Jesus is real, was real, whatever, I'm pretty convinced he was a magician or trickster and he captivated and awed people with his tricks, thus making him famous but then one day they realized he was just a trickster, a liar and that's why Jesus was nailed to that cross.






Jesus is chill  :jesus2:




idk, maybe...never met him.
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18800054 - 09/04/13 04:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm here to tell ya :cool2:


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18800065 - 09/04/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

bible  -  hunt after the last magician juses and some other bullshit now avalible on dvd


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: seadragon]
    #18800116 - 09/04/13 05:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Christ was Satan.




































:lolsy: there were Christ twins, a good one and a bad.


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    #18800122 - 09/04/13 05:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

thats crazy :lol:


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
    #18800128 - 09/04/13 05:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Synthe]
    #18800144 - 09/04/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

she was brining him some tea but he was bending over to inspect himself and it was just a big awkward situation.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
    #18800160 - 09/04/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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thats crazy :lol:



God cast evil Christ out and called him the Opposer. this is where we get Satanism, today.

it's all connected!1

(hey, metaphorically speaking, this is kinda what was said to have happened, right? :lol: )


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18800162 - 09/04/13 05:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18800165 - 09/04/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

but satan was there way before Christ, he was like the old man tempting the young Jesus with dreams of power out in the desert. But Jesus was like...no thank you Satan, I'd rather be transfigured into cosmic christ tyvm


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
    #18800178 - 09/04/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

ya lets go on a waterfast for 40days and fly off this planet like why not srs


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: seadragon]
    #18800180 - 09/04/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

uhhh, hell yeah...although the longest i have waterfasted is 36 hours so...i'll do my best


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
    #18800185 - 09/04/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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but satan was there way before Christ, he was like the old man tempting the young Jesus with dreams of power out in the desert. But Jesus was like...no thank you Satan, I'd rather be transfigured into cosmic christ tyvm



Satan never got to be human, remember. Jesus did. that's why Satan had that form incarnate and Jesus had to be born and grow old. :wink:

right@!?!?!?!


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18800196 - 09/04/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

good point yeah satan never was a human. but jesus never did grow old either. in fact he reanimated his entire body so i assume he kept it pretty fresh :lol:


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18800198 - 09/04/13 05:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

maybe we should stop shitting yes..i mean that isnt such a bad idea? maybe im wrong ;<


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: seadragon]
    #18800199 - 09/04/13 05:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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maybe we should stop shitting yes..i mean that isnt such a bad idea? maybe im wrong ;<




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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
    #18800207 - 09/04/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

wut?
yolo anyway tbh


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: seadragon]
    #18800214 - 09/04/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

YOLO, LOL.

hahaha i lol'd


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: seadragon]
    #18800216 - 09/04/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

dammit...yolo is the opposite of my religion :singletear:

see my 'religion' or spirituality is simple to elevate one's consciousness to finer levels of energetic resonance or frequency. Fasting and meditation is like the bread and butter of renunciation and achieving higher states of mind in a completely natural (drugless) way.

but yeah you can keep yolo swaggin you probably wont go to hell


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18800218 - 09/04/13 05:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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@!?!?!?!



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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
    #18800227 - 09/04/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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good point yeah satan never was a human. but jesus never did grow old either. in fact he reanimated his entire body so i assume he kept it pretty fresh :lol:



that's because he passed on, then God gave him superpowers, right?


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18800235 - 09/04/13 05:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

he had already been transfigured at that point but yes Christ was essentially all-powerful...his death took on the karma of the world, made our modern existence possible.

sometimes i think the second coming of christ has already happened and we are living in its aftermath.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18800236 - 09/04/13 05:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

g00ru yea.,.i was like why do shrooms and weed if u can just stop shitting?
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
    #18800269 - 09/04/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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he had already been transfigured at that point but yes Christ was essentially all-powerful...his death took on the karma of the world, made our modern existence possible.

sometimes i think the second coming of christ has already happened and we are living in its aftermath.



maybe Levey found him, kept in his basement, Castro style? boy, that would suck for all of us. :lol:


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: akira_akuma]
    #18800272 - 09/04/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

sry, LaVey is just a chill charles manson, Jesus actually spawned a religion of millions


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
    #18800302 - 09/04/13 05:54 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

it would explain why he decided to make a stab at religion though, if he found Jesus wondering a desert and just stole him away to his cabin in the woods.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: flickedbic]
    #18800319 - 09/04/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Some quotes from Anton LaVey:


“What good are friends if they cant do you any good?"

“I see nothing wrong with robbing somebody on the street.”

“Satanism advocates practicing a modified form of the Golden Rule. Our interpretation of this rule is: "Do unto others as they do unto you"; because if you "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you," and they, in turn, treat you badly, it goes against human nature to continue to treat them with consideration. You should do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but if your courtesy is not returned, they should be treated with the wrath they deserve.”

"The Satanist believes in complete gratification of his ego. Satanism, in fact, is the only religion which advocates the intensification or encouragement of the ego. Only if a person's own ego is sufficiently fulfilled, can he afford to be kind and complimentary to others, without robbing himself of his self-respect. We generally think of a braggart as a person with a large ego; in reality, his bragging results from a need to satisfy his impoverished ego."


"The seven deadly sins of the Christian Church are: greed, pride, envy, anger, gluttony, lust, and sloth. Satanism advocates indulging in each of these "sins" as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification."

"A Satanist practices the motto, "If a man smite thee on one cheek, smash him on the other!" Let no wrong go unredressed."

"Definition of Good and Evil: Good is what you like. Evil is what you don't like."



Yeah, he was a sad, sad character. You just wanna go back in time and give him a big hug.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #18800321 - 09/04/13 05:59 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Some quotes from Anton LaVey:


“What good are friends if they cant do you any good?"

“I see nothing wrong with robbing somebody on the street.”

“Satanism advocates practicing a modified form of the Golden Rule. Our interpretation of this rule is: "Do unto others as they do unto you"; because if you "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you," and they, in turn, treat you badly, it goes against human nature to continue to treat them with consideration. You should do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but if your courtesy is not returned, they should be treated with the wrath they deserve.”

"The Satanist believes in complete gratification of his ego. Satanism, in fact, is the only religion which advocates the intensification or encouragement of the ego. Only if a person's own ego is sufficiently fulfilled, can he afford to be kind and complimentary to others, without robbing himself of his self-respect. We generally think of a braggart as a person with a large ego; in reality, his bragging results from a need to satisfy his impoverished ego."


"The seven deadly sins of the Christian Church are: greed, pride, envy, anger, gluttony, lust, and sloth. Satanism advocates indulging in each of these "sins" as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification."

"A Satanist practices the motto, "If a man smite thee on one cheek, smash him on the other!" Let no wrong go unredressed."

"Definition of Good and Evil: Good is what you like. Evil is what you don't like."



Yeah, he was a sad, sad character. You just wanna go back in time and give him a big hug.




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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
    #18800421 - 09/04/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

cant we just live off water and oxygen
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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: seadragon]
    #18800428 - 09/04/13 06:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

actually i like shitting but I GET WHAT YOU MEAN :laugh:


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    #18800432 - 09/04/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Nothing quite so satisfying as a large poop in the morning.
I like to take mine at work so I can basically be on salary to poop and make shitty posts on the internet.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: something super extreme]
    #18800553 - 09/04/13 07:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Satanist. Small mark on my body from when I made my pact.

Life is mostly the same. Occasionally kick it with other satanists. Most of us are either really busy and can only kick it on pre-planned weekends, or homeless and free all the time.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: DrMambo]
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What is the mark/ how was it formed and pact with whom (for what)?


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: flickedbic]
    #18800578 - 09/04/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Satan loves me for who I am.

God wants me to be something I could never be, and he made me that way.



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    #18800595 - 09/04/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Good guy Lucifer















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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: Beefcakemighty]
    #18800604 - 09/04/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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that was clearly Prometheus :crankey:


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    #18800611 - 09/04/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

If we hung out I'd explain it all. It kinda hurt, but tingled, too.

Satanism can vary wildly.

The trick is to try to make things as good as possible and have as much fun as possible.


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: g00ru]
    #18800614 - 09/04/13 07:18 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

hahaa  the last one


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Re: Can you summarize why satanism makes sense? [Re: seadragon]
    #18804185 - 09/05/13 05:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

thank you so much for the lucifer memes! that's more or less exactly what I was looking for!

Off to read more about his, and about Prometheus, whom I first heard about in LA noire, and just sounds like an interesting character.


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