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i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk * 6
    #18796085 - 09/03/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

alright so here's the story. my moms drunk because she always is /thread


okay so lolwe're hanging out in the kitchen and i'm eating a bag of chips. we have dogs and their food bowl is empty. my moms like "the dogs have no food can you feed them right now they're starving".

i'm like, "yeah, i'll give them food after I finish eating these chips." the dogs didn't seem particularly hungry or anything and I wouldn't be eating the chips for longer than 45 seconds or so. I believe they had eaten an hour or two before.

so she goes in the other room and picks up the giant bag of dog-food with her arthritis hands and drops it in the kitchen in front of me. she's like "I just picked up this dog food and I can barely lift anything, feed them now". i'm like "okay you didn't have to do that i'm gonna feed them in like 20 seconds". Apparently I still wasn't getting through because shes like "youre still not feeding them feed them now" so i decided to be kind of a sarcastic jerk and just flat out say "no." her response "WHAT!" then my 15 year old sisters start chiming in to me, "you're stupid" "you're retarded" lol

and my mom starts taking a video of me on her phone and is like "i'm taking proof that you're starving the dogs" or some shit

then they all start talking about how I probably don't feed my cat and i'm like "yeah I want him to die I don't feed him" sarcastically and my moms like "what is WRONG with you?"



then she goes in my room and starts crying because she sees two shirts she bought me like a year ago that were buried underneath a pile of clothes. she's like "you don't appreciate me blah blah" and is  crying. and it's really weird cuz we bonded like all deeply the other day when I was on acid so idk where she'd get the idea I don't appreciate her.

i'm like "okay I don't think you have to literally cry because of some shirts" and my sisters chime in "you're so mean" "why don't you just move out" then im like lol


and that's my boring story for the night. it's weird we usually all get along pretty well

I went and explained to my mom that I really do appreciate the fact that she thought of me enough to buy me clothes like a year ago and she like stopped crying but is still emotional

I think they're all PMSing


p.s I threw a few chips at one of my sisters


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: Sheekle]
    #18796093 - 09/03/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Non stop laughter  :rofl:

The last part about throwing chip at your sister was the best


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: FruitOfLife] * 2
    #18796106 - 09/03/13 08:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:smug:


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18796118 - 09/03/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Years ago when I was in high school I remember this one time my mom took my cell phone cuz I was being a smart ass. After begging for the phone back for several minutes, I realized that she wasn't gonna budge. In a last ditch effort to get my phone back, I blurt out "I hate how you and Dad always fight!!" She stopped yelling immediately and was like "You.....you, what? " Then she starts balling for the next hour about how she never wanted us to know how fucked up the marriage had gotten and she felt absolutely terrible. Granted, I was like 16 when this happened, and I was a dick. Still feel bad about it, I know. it was absolutely horrible of me as a son to resort to that, but you know. Got my phone back, though.


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #18796124 - 09/03/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Eh big sisters, what good are they


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: glowing]
    #18796127 - 09/03/13 08:05 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Years ago when I was in high school I remember this one time my mom took my cell phone cuz I was being a smart ass. After begging for the phone back for several minutes, I realized that she wasn't gonna budge. In a last ditch effort to get my phone back, I blurt out "I hate how you and Dad always fight!!" She stopped yelling immediately and was like "You.....you, what? " Then she starts balling for the next hour about how she never wanted us to know how fucked up the marriage had gotten and she felt absolutely terrible. Granted, I was like 16 when this happened, and I was a dick. Still feel bad about it, I know. it was absolutely horrible of me as a son to resort to that, but you know. Got my phone back, though.



If you got your phone back, thats all that matters


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #18796137 - 09/03/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

How old are you?

When I turned 18 I moved the fuck out ASAP.


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: glowing]
    #18796139 - 09/03/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Years ago when I was in high school I remember this one time my mom took my cell phone cuz I was being a smart ass. After begging for the phone back for several minutes, I realized that she wasn't gonna budge. In a last ditch effort to get my phone back, I blurt out "I hate how you and Dad always fight!!" She stopped yelling immediately and was like "You.....you, what? " Then she starts balling for the next hour about how she never wanted us to know how fucked up the marriage had gotten and she felt absolutely terrible. Granted, I was like 16 when this happened, and I was a dick. Still feel bad about it, I know. it was absolutely horrible of me as a son to resort to that, but you know. Got my phone back, though.



:lol: that's nothing and it doesn't sound like what you did was even that bad. My family was a dozen times as fucked up before I even made it to that age :shrug:


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #18796141 - 09/03/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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How old are you?

When I turned 18 I moved the fuck out ASAP.



20


and like I said normally we all get along fine I think they're just PMSing tonight it's real weird

i'm gonna move out in anywhere from a few months to like two years

they seem to like my presence though the other day my dad was like "you know you could always just live with us till your 30"

but yeah I'll need some more personal space  eventually, i'll be out when the time comes

if I really wanted to I could just move out now but whatever i'ts all good smiles now


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: Sheekle]
    #18796154 - 09/03/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Damn bro, I couldn't handle that. You still live with family? Our mothers would probably LOVE to have a drink sometime. :lol:


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: Magicman69]
    #18796176 - 09/03/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Sometimes I wish I would have stayed at home for a few more years. Instead of paying rent which I will never get back, I could have used all that money on a down payment for a house. Come to think of it, I would have had a $24,000 down payment if I would have done it that way


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: FruitOfLife] * 3
    #18796193 - 09/03/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sometimes I wish I would have stayed at home for a few more years. Instead of paying rent which I will never get back, I could have used all that money on a down payment for a house. Come to think of it, I would have had a $24,000 down payment if I would have done it that way




You probably would have just wasted it on bullshit. Living at home is for pansies.


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: Sheekle]
    #18796195 - 09/03/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
...okay so lolwe're hanging out in the kitchen and i'm eating a bag of chips. we have dogs and their food bowl is empty. my moms like "the dogs have no food can you feed them right now they're starving"...




Should have shared your chips with the dogs.:shrug:...:chilldog:

My dog used to like chips. I once had a cat that loved popcorn. I think it was the salt...:peace:


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:sun: [Re: Sheekle]
    #18796204 - 09/03/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sure you know that whatever your mom really IS upset about has nothing to do with you or your animals. Obviously I don't know how she usually behaves but she might apologize/acknowledge it tomorrow, but she might not. Shouldn't make a difference though; nobodys perfect. Or we'll all perfect, depending on how you slice it :grin:

I'd guess she's just scared about that diagnosis IIRC


Can't imagine that this situation sticks around long, though you're mom being scared definitely could. Also can't imagine you having any trouble b/c you seem like a good :sun:


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Re: :sun: [Re: Sheekle]
    #18796226 - 09/03/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:yuno:

18-25 move out  seriously I was iching to move out. Hell my parents even helped me by telling me to get out at 17.

The thangs I did during that time I would never do under there roof. But then again I had alot of fun.


Also sheekle post pics of family or didnt happen:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: :sun: [Re: trekie] * 7
    #18796243 - 09/03/13 08:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Also sheekle post pics of family or didnt happen:ifyoucanawe:







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Re: :sun: [Re: pcplease] * 1
    #18796268 - 09/03/13 08:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

trekie said:


Also sheekle post pics of family or didnt happen:ifyoucanawe:









perfect post


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Re: :sun: [Re: Sheekle]
    #18796276 - 09/03/13 08:34 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:cheersyoufuck:


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Re: :sun: [Re: Sheekle]
    #18796280 - 09/03/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

:rofldrunk:


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: vinsue]
    #18796287 - 09/03/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

vinsue said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
...okay so lolwe're hanging out in the kitchen and i'm eating a bag of chips. we have dogs and their food bowl is empty. my moms like "the dogs have no food can you feed them right now they're starving"...




Should have shared your chips with the dogs.:shrug:...:chilldog:

My dog used to like chips. I once had a cat that loved popcorn. I think it was the salt...:peace:



yeah I did give them some chips they weren't that hungry though I don't think


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: Sheekle]
    #18796462 - 09/03/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

sheekle are you big bank hank stacking your racks on racks? do your parents make you pay rent? do you have a job?


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: SoreSpore] * 2
    #18796488 - 09/03/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i hav a job and live there for free  and make everone cry


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: Sheekle]
    #18796500 - 09/03/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

dude, I feel you. TRUST ME.


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: Sheekle]
    #18796504 - 09/03/13 09:15 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

networth?


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: berdinwall]
    #18796505 - 09/03/13 09:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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berdinwall said:
dude, I feel you. TRUST ME.



yeah my mom PMSing like this doesn't really effect me much I just think its kinda funny people can be weird


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: Sheekle]
    #18796530 - 09/03/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

wow sheekle that reminds me of life when my parents were together, and my mom still live with
me. i miss that women, and i miss those weird moments with here. they were better than no
moments at all. peace n love, and dont forget family comes first always. live with them as long as
you can, you'll miss your family as time goes by.


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: Legend]
    #18796538 - 09/03/13 09:20 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I know i'll miss them and I appreciate and love them etc  blah blah it's just a hilr st0ry


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: Sheekle]
    #18796552 - 09/03/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

"i bot u thos shurts!!!1!11"

hahahaha "bitch, i dont like them"


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18796705 - 09/03/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

siblings can suck
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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: thelanzii]
    #18796955 - 09/03/13 10:24 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

life is good stuff


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: Legend]
    #18797142 - 09/03/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

lol "I appreciate the shirts you bought me over a year ago ....had me rolling like a joint!


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: InfiniteToker]
    #18797283 - 09/03/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

when females ask for something to get done they usually want it done immediately or else they take it personally/offensively


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: Envix]
    #18797298 - 09/03/13 11:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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when females ask for something to get done they usually want it done immediately or else they take it personally/offensively



if you asked me to get something done and I say I will, I wouldn't assume you meant immediately. if you needed it done immediately, why didn't you ask if i could do it now. if you go on to do it because you said i didn't do it immediately but you didn't specify, it would lead on to think you actually wanted to ask only so you could to do it to get mad at me about telling you i was going to get it done


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: SoreSpore]
    #18797317 - 09/03/13 11:42 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Dude just kill your family if they're being annoying


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: psychodelia]
    #18797345 - 09/03/13 11:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Well only logical idea is cut her up and feed her to the dogs.


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18797398 - 09/03/13 11:57 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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The Doobie Dude said:
Well only logical idea is cut her up and feed her to the dogs.




its like a 2 for 1 problem solver.


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: The Vapor]
    #18797639 - 09/04/13 01:05 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

"Huh, wow, I didn't know you were feeling that way.. No, no, you're just doing that to get your way, SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM!"


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #18797749 - 09/04/13 02:03 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

You should definitely tell them all later that you're sorry things got out of hand and that you will be more respectful of their needs when they are having their womens' issues. Make a nice gesture - maybe ask them if they need tampons or something. That should get everything back to normal.


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: Sheekle] * 4
    #18797957 - 09/04/13 04:16 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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p.s I threw a few chips at one of my sisters




you should have buried her face in the dog food and buried your bone in her
while your mom watched in horror... that would have shut them up


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: koods]
    #18797964 - 09/04/13 04:20 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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koods said:
You should definitely tell them all later that you're sorry things got out of hand and that you will be more respectful of their needs when they are having their womens' issues. Make a nice gesture - maybe ask them if they need tampons or something. That should get everything back to normal.



Yeah this would be the best thing to do.


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #18798259 - 09/04/13 07:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
p.s I threw a few chips at one of my sisters




you should have buried her face in the dog food and buried your bone in her
while your mom watched in horror... that would have shut them up



:uhoh:


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: volcomstoner]
    #18798489 - 09/04/13 09:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
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koods said:
You should definitely tell them all later that you're sorry things got out of hand and that you will be more respectful of their needs when they are having their womens' issues. Make a nice gesture - maybe ask them if they need tampons or something. That should get everything back to normal.



Yeah this would be the best thing to do.



While he is at it why don't you pick up a pack of tampons for your self if you go thru with this plan Sheekle.  They are on there period no matter what you do you're the bad guy because you're a male so do t apologize for them bleeding out of their pussy just let it blow over because it will.


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #18800026 - 09/04/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I hate drunk women i cant pork. pork.


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Re: i made my mom cry on purpose because i like seeing her sad jk [Re: BuddyBody]
    #18800376 - 09/04/13 06:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

sounds like my ma :lol: all bipolar n thangs


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