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RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?)
#18795805 - 09/03/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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so I have met quite a few folk who DO NOT like ranch dressing, one guy says he will gag and puke if he eats it
I my self am quite fond of Ranch Dressing.. Like Patlal and his Miracle Whip I use Ranch on Lots of my food. I only use miracle whip on sandwiches and but I am open to try it on new things
soooo how many ranch haters and lovers we got here?
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Ranch is the best.
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Ranch dressing isn't that big around these parts but now that I've discovered it, I can't get enough of the stuff!
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: gENERIX]
#18795836 - 09/03/13 07:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I only eat ranch dressing when I'm having a salad and thats it.
I almost find it disgusting that people will eat it with almost anything. No offense and not saying the people are disgusting, but just the thought of that much ranch being eaten is blah.
I used to have a buddy that would use literally half a container of ranch just to eat chicken strips and fries. Thats gross!
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Fucking hate it and it grosses me out when people put it on EVERYTHING..
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: FruitOfLife]
#18795848 - 09/03/13 07:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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What even is ranch dressing?
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: SoreSpore]
#18795861 - 09/03/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I used to be one of those people who put it on EVERYTHING. Now the smell of it just makes me want to hurl.
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A... I use it as a salad dressing and on some sandwiches.
b... + 5 for the STAL option. (I voted dressing). And
3... Ythan approves of this poll.... . . .
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Quote:
the mad machinest said:

so I have met quite a few folk who DO NOT like ranch dressing, one guy says he will gag and puke if he eats it
I my self am quite fond of Ranch Dressing.. Like Patlal and his Miracle Whip I use Ranch on Lots of my food. I only use miracle whip on sandwiches and but I am open to try it on new things
soooo how many ranch haters and lovers we got here?
Ranch and hot sauce on pizza... 
Can you tell I grew up in the south?
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: SoreSpore]
#18795874 - 09/03/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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SoreSpore said: What even is ranch dressing?
Ranch dressing is a condiment made of some combination of buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, herbs (commonly chives, parsley, and dill), and spices (commonly black pepper, paprika, and ground mustard seed), mixed into a sauce. Sour cream is also frequently used, and some home cooks may substitute yogurt for the sour cream to create a lower-fat version. Ranch dressing has been the best-selling salad dressing in the United States since 1992, when it overtook Italian dressing.[1] It is also popular as a dip.
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: Gumby]
#18795882 - 09/03/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Gumby said:
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the mad machinest said:

so I have met quite a few folk who DO NOT like ranch dressing, one guy says he will gag and puke if he eats it
I my self am quite fond of Ranch Dressing.. Like Patlal and his Miracle Whip I use Ranch on Lots of my food. I only use miracle whip on sandwiches and but I am open to try it on new things
soooo how many ranch haters and lovers we got here?
Ranch and hot sauce on pizza... 
Can you tell I grew up in the south?
hell yeah man!! ranch and franks hot sauce on pizza is like
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Exactly what I was thinking. Franks or Trader Joe's Habanero.
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: Gumby]
#18795900 - 09/03/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I really like it with pizza more than anything but it's good on frys, spaghetti, fish, Chinese food, tacos, chickin
and of course 
thanks Vinsue
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: SoreSpore] 2
#18795908 - 09/03/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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SoreSpore said:

Joey Diaz: If you are fucking hillbilly and you want the taste of ass in your mouth
It's Blue Cheese or go fuck your mother!
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I like Ranch for Chicken, Salads, and French Fries. Oh yeah, and Carrot Sticks.
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Ranch sucks, except on chicken bacon ranch grinders from Bellacinos, and that is only good if you add hot sauce. The contrast between the hot sauce and ranch is pretty sweet. I eat Ketchup on everything though, ranch is not even close to being competition for ketchup.
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Quote:
greencrush420 said: Ranch sucks, except on chicken bacon ranch grinders from Bellacinos.
Someone's from Boston.
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: Gumby]
#18795964 - 09/03/13 07:27 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Gumby you guys should try Siracha and Ranch way better than plain old hot sauce.
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: FruitOfLife]
#18795973 - 09/03/13 07:29 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Honey Mustard or youre a communist
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: Gumby]
#18795990 - 09/03/13 07:32 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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sour cream and onion chips are good dipped in ranch as well as fryed green tomatos, fryed pickles, and fryed okra! also jut about any vegitable is fuckin bomb dipped in ranch like broccoli, cauliflower, celery, carrots, radishes.. the list goes on!! 
Siracha is OK IMO franks is my favorite by far, chalua is next, and my homade is third
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: Nimpo]
#18795995 - 09/03/13 07:33 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Honey mustard is absolutely dank on some chicken nuggets, otherwise, meh.
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Quote:
the mad machinest said: sour cream and onion chips are good dipped in ranch as well as fryed green tomatos, fryed pickles, and fryed okra! also jut about any vegitable is fuckin bomb dipped in ranch like broccoli, cauliflower, celery, carrots, radishes.. the list goes on!! 
Siracha is OK IMO franks is my favorite by far, chalua is next, and my homade is third
Y'all don't like Tabasco? What about ass reaper?
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Quote:
the mad machinest said: sour cream and onion chips are good dipped in ranch as well as fryed green tomatos, fryed pickles, and fryed okra! also jut about any vegitable is fuckin bomb dipped in ranch like broccoli, cauliflower, celery, carrots, radishes.. the list goes on!! 
Siracha is OK IMO franks is my favorite by far, chalua is next, and my homade is third
Chalula ftw
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Quote:
the mad machinest said:
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SoreSpore said: What even is ranch dressing?
Ranch dressing is a condiment made of some combination of buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, herbs (commonly chives, parsley, and dill), and spices (commonly black pepper, paprika, and ground mustard seed), mixed into a sauce. Sour cream is also frequently used, and some home cooks may substitute yogurt for the sour cream to create a lower-fat version. Ranch dressing has been the best-selling salad dressing in the United States since 1992, when it overtook Italian dressing.[1] It is also popular as a dip.
The nutritional label should read "Void"
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: Gumby]
#18796014 - 09/03/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Gumby said:
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greencrush420 said: Ranch sucks, except on chicken bacon ranch grinders from Bellacinos.
Someone's from Boston.
Nah, just the opposite, West Virginia.
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: r00tuuu123]
#18796021 - 09/03/13 07:41 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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r00tuuu123 said: Gumby you guys should try Siracha and Ranch way better than plain old hot sauce. 
I'm Siracha'd out. I ate so much of it with my Indian and Asian friends in college that I can't even eat the shit anymore. I have a bottle in my fridge that hasn't been used in at least 6 month. I'm all about some Sambal Oelek chili paste and ranch though. Get the regular shit, not the garlic shit. You'll only find the regular shit at Asian grocery stores.
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Quote:
MisterSandman said:
Quote:
SoreSpore said:

Joey Diaz: If you are fucking hillbilly and you want the taste of ass in your mouth
It's Blue Cheese or go fuck your mother!
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: FruitOfLife]
#18796037 - 09/03/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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greencrush420 said:
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the mad machinest said: sour cream and onion chips are good dipped in ranch as well as fryed green tomatos, fryed pickles, and fryed okra! also jut about any vegitable is fuckin bomb dipped in ranch like broccoli, cauliflower, celery, carrots, radishes.. the list goes on!! 
Siracha is OK IMO franks is my favorite by far, chalua is next, and my homade is third
Y'all don't like Tabasco? What about ass reaper?
well I do like tobasco but I have two tobasco pepper plants and those are sooouch hotter than the sauce which I enjoy
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FruitOfLife said:
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the mad machinest said: sour cream and onion chips are good dipped in ranch as well as fryed green tomatos, fryed pickles, and fryed okra! also jut about any vegitable is fuckin bomb dipped in ranch like broccoli, cauliflower, celery, carrots, radishes.. the list goes on!! 
Siracha is OK IMO franks is my favorite by far, chalua is next, and my homade is third
Chalula ftw 
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Ranch is bomb homie!! If it wasn't for ranch I would never have eaten my vegetables as a child. Ranch saved my life
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: Gumby]
#18796054 - 09/03/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Gumby said:
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r00tuuu123 said: Gumby you guys should try Siracha and Ranch way better than plain old hot sauce. 
I'm Siracha'd out. I ate so much of it with my Indian and Asian friends in college that I can't even eat the shit anymore. I have a bottle in my fridge that hasn't been used in at least 6 month. I'm all about some Sambal Oelek chili paste and ranch though. Get the regular shit, not the garlic shit. You'll only find the regular shit at Asian grocery stores.

That looks just like Sriracha though, just not strained. Hows the taste? I love that red cock sriracha sauce
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: Nimpo]
#18796068 - 09/03/13 07:51 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Siriachi is like spicy ketchup, way too sweet for my tastes. The stuf Gumby's advertising is the fucking bomb
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Nimpo
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Gonna swing by my asian market and pick some up to try, then
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: Nimpo]
#18797464 - 09/04/13 12:11 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's not sweet at all. It's vinegary and spicy as shit and delicious. DON'T GET THE GARLIC VERSION, that's the pussy shit.
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: Gumby]
#18797726 - 09/04/13 01:49 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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mmmm Love ranch on pizza and chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I used to love it, but now I think it's kinda gross. In pretty much any circumstance I think blue cheese is better anyway.
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
#18797737 - 09/04/13 01:55 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't use ranch too often but when I do this grilled chicken recipe of mine I like to take some ranch and put a little bit of sriracha in the ranch and then stir it up. Make it like a spicy ranch. I dip the chicken in it and damn that ish is good
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It's not so much that I don't like ranch, which I definitely don't, but it's really that I don't like mayonnaise. I would rather drink a gallon of horse jizz than eat anything with mayo in, on, or around it. Mayonnaise is the most foul food ever, even the smell makes me gag. Ranch just happens to be mayonnaise-based. Only very rarely is it made with other shit, even buttermilk ranch has mayo in it almost all the time. Did I mention I hate mayonnaise? Ugh. Fuck that shit. And fuck ranch dressing for having mayo in it.
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: abltsandwich]
#18797758 - 09/04/13 02:08 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I like ranch as long it's not saturated with mayo.
A lot of people add too much mayo and ruins the ranch.
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: Legend]
#18797860 - 09/04/13 03:22 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I used to love ranch but now I pretty much just eat it with pizza and sometimes hotwings. I usually put hot sauce on everything now. Either sriracha, tapatio, or tobasco.
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: volcomstoner]
#18797865 - 09/04/13 03:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Do y'all remember that one guy who said that people only say they eat sriracha to try to look cool? Lmfao who was that guy
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: volcomstoner]
#18797866 - 09/04/13 03:24 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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i put siracha on my sandwiches, and in soups, and just about on everything else lol
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: Niffla]
#18797867 - 09/04/13 03:25 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sriracha is only cool if you eat it cold.
PS y'all gotta try some Shark Brand sriracha way better than the rooster brand. Pretty much only at Asian markets though. I stock up when I go shit's so gooooood.
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: abltsandwich]
#18797877 - 09/04/13 03:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Do y'all remember that one guy who said that people only say they eat sriracha to try to look cool? Lmfao who was that guy
thats killin me i wanna kno who said that Quote:
abltsandwich said: Sriracha is only cool if you eat it cold.
PS y'all gotta try some Shark Brand sriracha way better than the rooster brand. Pretty much only at Asian markets though. I stock up when I go shit's so gooooood.
i love me some asian markets, china town houston has a lot of great food, and good markets.
cheap as hell too, asians do it right.
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: Legend]
#18797884 - 09/04/13 03:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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It was in a recent sriracha or condiment thread. He went on this rant how only hipsters eat sriracha and they only do it because it's "cool".
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Re: RANCH DRESSING (YAY OR NAY?) [Re: Niffla]
#18797893 - 09/04/13 03:34 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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friend mixed ranch into sour cream container that had alot of sour cream. wasted the sour cream, was awful.
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the mad machinest said: Ranch dressing is a condiment made of some combination of buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, herbs (commonly chives, parsley, and dill), and spices (commonly black pepper, paprika, and ground mustard seed), mixed into a sauce. Sour cream is also frequently used, and some home cooks may substitute yogurt for the sour cream to create a lower-fat version. Ranch dressing has been the best-selling salad dressing in the United States since 1992, when it overtook Italian dressing.[1] It is also popular as a dip.
You forgot the MSG. It's good, but it's terrible for you so I rarely use it.
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