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Cat is a Marine Drill Sargeant
    #18795163 - 09/03/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It's taken me a life of denying death, and not loving cats (enough), to come to this critical juncture.

My cat is a Marine Drill Sargent, and I have failed him.  I have failed to kill. 

Live mice, live lizard, live quail. 

I have failed to kill. 

Now he only brings me dead animals.

I have failed.


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Re: Cat is a Marine Drill Sargeant [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #18795176 - 09/03/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

it used to bring you live ones?

FEAST


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Re: Cat is a Marine Drill Sargeant [Re: druqs]
    #18795299 - 09/03/13 04:56 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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druqs said:
it used to bring you live ones?

FEAST




A lizard, and a field mice?  The quail, maybe.  Already dead one more appealing than the one flying around inside.


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Re: Cat is a Marine Drill Sargeant [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #18795444 - 09/03/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

BROOL STORY CO


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Re: Cat is a Marine Drill Sargeant [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #18795617 - 09/03/13 06:09 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My dad is a dog
I never understood why he didn't fit in
I found out one day when he kept dropping a tennis ball at my feet and licking my face

I know how you feel


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Re: Cat is a Marine Drill Sargeant [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #18796028 - 09/03/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

That's not true at all. He's doing that because he thinks you're a terrible hunter and he's very worried about you.


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