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InvisibleAbsolem0918
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doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass.
    #18794167 - 09/03/13 12:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

so i went to the ER today and told them ive been dizzy, nauseous, and tired since saturday. on top of that i took a shit 2 days ago and it was black, but normal ever since. so after waiting for him to show up for an hour he says he wants to do a rectal exam, to which i say fuck that. in return he says if i refuse that he will not help me at all. so i left.

any one else ever had this happen?


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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18794175 - 09/03/13 12:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

are you fucking homophobic or something?


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InvisibleAbsolem0918
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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: DebuteMachine]
    #18794181 - 09/03/13 12:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

im not fucking homophobic.
i have a very serious personal issue with anyone touching my ass.


edit: on top of that i felt the rectal exam was completely unnecessary considering ive shit normal since then.


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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18794189 - 09/03/13 12:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

this doctor could have told you everything you needed to know just by feeling the inside of your rectum. whats the big deal yo?

i hate it when they have to grab my balls, but it is what it is.


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InvisibleAbsolem0918
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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: DebuteMachine]
    #18794212 - 09/03/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i do to and i cant explain it much better then that. i lose my shit when even my gf touches my asshole. i wanna say the reaction is uncontrollable like a phobia or something but its not i just hate it that much.


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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: DebuteMachine]
    #18794218 - 09/03/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

lets talk about your butthole for a minute then, yeah?

you mind if i call it a butthole? do you have a more intimate name for it?

is it healthy? are you harboring some kind of birth defect or other things?

serious talk.


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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18794223 - 09/03/13 12:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Absolem0918 said:
so i went to the ER today and told them ive been dizzy, nauseous, and tired since saturday. on top of that i took a shit 2 days ago and it was black, but normal ever since. so after waiting for him to show up for an hour he says he wants to do a rectal exam, to which i say fuck that. in return he says if i refuse that he will not help me at all. so i left.

any one else ever had this happen?




A rectal exam? Yeah I've had that happen. It's nothing dude, get over it.


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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: GoldenEye]
    #18794232 - 09/03/13 12:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The other side of the coin is, if he just let you leave, appearently you're not in any life threatening situation. So you'll probably be fine. Or not. Who knows really?


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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: GoldenEye]
    #18794233 - 09/03/13 12:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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GoldenEye said:
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Absolem0918 said:
so i went to the ER today and told them ive been dizzy, nauseous, and tired since saturday. on top of that i took a shit 2 days ago and it was black, but normal ever since. so after waiting for him to show up for an hour he says he wants to do a rectal exam, to which i say fuck that. in return he says if i refuse that he will not help me at all. so i left.

any one else ever had this happen?




A rectal exam? Yeah I've had that happen. It's nothing dude, get over it.




Ya.....grow up. Unless you were violently raped as a child or in prison or some crap, you are being a child. Everyone goes through it, man up


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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: Almond Flour]
    #18794265 - 09/03/13 01:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You'll need a prostate exam at some point, so its gonna happen.


Im almost the same way with you about my ass, but its a doctor and if thats what they need to do.. well fuck yeah its gonna suck and its extremely uncomfortable, but sometimes it just has to be done to get the medical results youre looking for


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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18794376 - 09/03/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

it's a doctor, quit being such a pussy. do you think i like having a pap smear and having a doctor feel the inside of my vagina to see if it feels normal? no.


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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #18794659 - 09/03/13 02:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i know ill have to go through with it at some point. and id prolly be the same way if i was a woman about a pap, its just how i am.

i made this thread to hear if anyone else has been rejected service by a doctor, not to be called a pussy for not wanting a mans finger in my butt. sorry if that offends you to the point where you have to insult me :shrug:


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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18794696 - 09/03/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Absolem0918 said:
i know ill have to go through with it at some point. and id prolly be the same way if i was a woman about a pap, its just how i am.

i made this thread to hear if anyone else has been rejected service by a doctor, not to be called a pussy for not wanting a mans finger in my butt. sorry if that offends you to the point where you have to insult me :shrug:




i agree these doctors just love sticking their lubed finger up your/my butt.  i don't go in for that reason along with a thousand others.  like they are fucking idiots, and prescribe poison?  for one example.

hang in there bro.


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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #18794705 - 09/03/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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LunarEclipse said:
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Absolem0918 said:
i know ill have to go through with it at some point. and id prolly be the same way if i was a woman about a pap, its just how i am.

i made this thread to hear if anyone else has been rejected service by a doctor, not to be called a pussy for not wanting a mans finger in my butt. sorry if that offends you to the point where you have to insult me :shrug:




i agree these doctors just love sticking their lubed finger up your/my butt.  i don't go in for that reason along with a thousand others.  like they are fucking idiots, and prescribe poison?  for one example.

hang in there bro.




:curbyourenthusiasm:
i apologize. i didnt realize otd took over this forum. ill try back some other time.


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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18794724 - 09/03/13 03:01 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Absolem0918 said:
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LunarEclipse said:
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Absolem0918 said:
i know ill have to go through with it at some point. and id prolly be the same way if i was a woman about a pap, its just how i am.

i made this thread to hear if anyone else has been rejected service by a doctor, not to be called a pussy for not wanting a mans finger in my butt. sorry if that offends you to the point where you have to insult me :shrug:




i agree these doctors just love sticking their lubed finger up your/my butt.  i don't go in for that reason along with a thousand others.  like they are fucking idiots, and prescribe poison?  for one example.

hang in there bro.




:curbyourenthusiasm:
i apologize. i didnt realize otd took over this forum. ill try back some other time.



Quote:

Absolem0918 said:
Quote:

LunarEclipse said:
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Absolem0918 said:
i know ill have to go through with it at some point. and id prolly be the same way if i was a woman about a pap, its just how i am.

i made this thread to hear if anyone else has been rejected service by a doctor, not to be called a pussy for not wanting a mans finger in my butt. sorry if that offends you to the point where you have to insult me :shrug:




i agree these doctors just love sticking their lubed finger up your/my butt.  i don't go in for that reason along with a thousand others.  like they are fucking idiots, and prescribe poison?  for one example.

hang in there bro.




:curbyourenthusiasm:
i apologize. i didnt realize otd took over this forum. ill try back some other time.




yeah the doctor is out.  i would call back in the morning.  meanwhile, take two aspirin.


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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18794879 - 09/03/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

A rectal/prostate exam is kinda important if you're a guy. I don't think the doc likes doing it anymore than you. It only take a few minutes. Don't be so squeamish.


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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: Absolem0918]
    #18795260 - 09/03/13 04:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

my dude wont let me get anywhere near his ass, either.

Try having a vagina. I've had some mean ol doctors shove their fingers up there a few times. it kinda hurts when they do it.


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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18795309 - 09/03/13 05:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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VivaLaMushie said:
my dude wont let me get anywhere near his ass, either.

Try having a vagina. I've had some mean ol doctors shove their fingers up there a few times. it kinda hurts when they do it.




Mean Dr. Mustard?

Kinda hurts, as in you kinda get used to it?



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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #18795420 - 09/03/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It depends on if they're having a bad day or not, it seems.


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Re: doc wont examine me bc i wont let him finger my ass. [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #18795454 - 09/03/13 05:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

edit:  insensitivities unnecessarily spouted on my part.


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