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lil_demented
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I got some booty, I got some booty. 1
#18794589 - 09/03/13 02:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's been about 2 years since I got some pussy. I haven't even had an interest in sex since my last gf left me.
But last night me and my buddy Steven went over to this chicks house. Well call her Paula and I've been friends with her for 10+ years. She's pretty sexy but we never fooled around.
Anyway, were all drunk as hell and Paula's girl friend passes out on the couch so me Steven and Paula got outside and continue drinking. Ol' drunk me decides I need to grab Paula's tits and she hits me. Then we start joking around playing grab ass. Then she says she needs to piss and walks around the house.
We stand there bullshitting and she takes forever so I go back there to "help" her. I walk around the corner and this bitch just grabs me and pushes me on the ground and starts sucking me off.
Bout 20 minutes later Steven calls my phone wondering wtf is going on back there. I just tell him to get his ass back here and hung up the phone. He comes around the corner and I put my dick up and tell him it's his turn.
We fucked that girl for 3 hours but I was so drunk I couldn't get myself to nut. Good times were had by all.
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The_Red_Crayon
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: lil_demented] 2
#18794598 - 09/03/13 02:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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gross...
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pslyke
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: lil_demented] 4
#18794604 - 09/03/13 02:28 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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You're a good friend. Haven't had pussy in two years and the frist thing you do is hook up your buddy. Well done, may karma shine down on you!
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rulesq
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: lil_demented]
#18794605 - 09/03/13 02:29 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Now, pics or... You know tehh drill
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
#18794613 - 09/03/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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That's one way to do it I suppose.
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lil_demented
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: rulesq]
#18794618 - 09/03/13 02:31 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'll see if I can get her to send me some b00bs
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: TheWiz]
#18794624 - 09/03/13 02:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wooohoooo
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: lil_demented] 3
#18794625 - 09/03/13 02:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Did ya wake her up when you were done?... . . .
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: lil_demented]
#18794632 - 09/03/13 02:34 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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That a way sir, that a way!
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: vinsue]
#18794646 - 09/03/13 02:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
vinsue said: Did ya wake her up when you were done?... . . . 
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: vinsue]
#18794686 - 09/03/13 02:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
vinsue said: Did ya wake her up when you were done?... . . . 
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: current]
#18794697 - 09/03/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Its been NEVER since I got some pussy
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: vinsue]
#18794706 - 09/03/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
vinsue said: Did ya wake her up when you were done?... . . . 
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: lil_demented] 1
#18794731 - 09/03/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well you don't need to rub our noses in it
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lil_demented
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: goldcaphunter] 8
#18794787 - 09/03/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Titties delivered.
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akira_akuma
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: lil_demented]
#18794791 - 09/03/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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brosem, she is a well deserved trophy fuck.
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rulesq
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: lil_demented]
#18794798 - 09/03/13 03:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
lil_demented said:

Titties delivered. 
And in less than an hour

Btw I'd tap that
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lil_demented
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: akira_akuma]
#18794821 - 09/03/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I just hope I can hit it again. This happened Sunday and she's been calling me. She tried to get us to come over last night but I was too broke to make it over there
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akira_akuma
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: lil_demented]
#18794823 - 09/03/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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damn, you're broke on Labor day?
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druqs
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Re: I got some booty, I got some booty. [Re: akira_akuma]
#18794850 - 09/03/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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so, sexual assault is the way to get the pusspoon? awesome.
i guess that's why gentlemanly me is always no shag get.
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