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OfflineMisterSandman
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How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds?
    #18794383 - 09/03/13 01:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

So hypothetically speaking I have this friend, who may or may not need to be able to destroy a laptop and phone within 15-30 seconds at any given moment. I guess we could push it to 45 seconds max.

And I mean like completely destroy it, fry everything, the hard drive, EVERYTHING.

So how would my friend go about this? It has to be fairly straight forward. I'm talking like sleeping in bed to.....BAM get up and destroy it right then and there.

I'd say brute force (hammer, smashing, etc...) is out of question.

Fire is to dangerous and complicated.

Submerging them in water might work, but I feel like it wouldn't be enough.

What I was thinking was.....my friend has this big ass magnet. The package claims it is able to hold up 95 lb. So do you think he could maybe just run the magnet all along the laptop a few times, then maybe throw it in the toilet for good measure?

He tried the magnet on an old guitar tuner he didn't want anymore but it didn't seem to have any effect. But when it got near his cellphone it made the screen flip side was and go all crazy. and that was from like a half foot away.

So what do you guys think?


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman] * 2
    #18794387 - 09/03/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:youseethisshit:


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: Sheekle]
    #18794399 - 09/03/13 01:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
:youseethisshit:




Come on Sheekle, don't be like that. This is very important and my friend would really like to know asap


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18794400 - 09/03/13 01:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

thermite


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: AWS] * 3
    #18794403 - 09/03/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Destroy it now. Avoid the time crunch.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: AWS]
    #18794410 - 09/03/13 01:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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AWS said:
thermite



this or a bomb


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: trampis]
    #18794413 - 09/03/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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trampis said:
Destroy it now. Avoid the time crunch.




True. But it's a really nice laptop, and he doesn't want to destroy it unless it is absolutely necessary.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18794414 - 09/03/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

He should just destroy them now while he has a chance. Better safe than sorry...if the situation is that intense.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: AWS] * 2
    #18794415 - 09/03/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

There is no way to destroy a hard drive that quickly. You would be surprised how destroyed a hard drive can be and still be able to pull information off of it with the right equipment. Even thermite is not going to do enough damage in that little time.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18794417 - 09/03/13 01:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MisterSandman said:
So hypothetically speaking I have this friend, who may or may not need to be able to destroy a laptop and phone within 15-30 seconds at any given moment. I guess we could push it to 45 seconds max.

And I mean like completely destroy it, fry everything, the hard drive, EVERYTHING.

So how would my friend go about this? It has to be fairly straight forward. I'm talking like sleeping in bed to.....BAM get up and destroy it right then and there.

I'd say brute force (hammer, smashing, etc...) is out of question.

Fire is to dangerous and complicated.

Submerging them in water might work, but I feel like it wouldn't be enough.

What I was thinking was.....my friend has this big ass magnet. The package claims it is able to hold up 95 lb. So do you think he could maybe just run the magnet all along the laptop a few times, then maybe throw it in the toilet for good measure?

He tried the magnet on an old guitar tuner he didn't want anymore but it didn't seem to have any effect. But when it got near his cellphone it made the screen flip side was and go all crazy. and that was from like a half foot away.

So what do you guys think?






You're welcome


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: WordSoup]
    #18794421 - 09/03/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Once you light the thermite it will be difficult to stop.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: WordSoup]
    #18794422 - 09/03/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

WordSoup said:
There is no way to destroy a hard drive that quickly. You would be surprised how destroyed a hard drive can be and still be able to pull information off of it with the right equipment. Even thermite is not going to do enough damage in that little time.




No one's going to be able to stop it before it does it's thing.. I doubt even if they expected the laptop to be under thermite they'd be able to do much to stop it.

If you're not going to completely obliterate the hard drive, then there's little point in even trying to hide whatever.. As someone stated even hard drives that seem to be damaged beyond all recognition can still give up access to the data on it.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18794427 - 09/03/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

k3nnyw said:
Quote:

AWS said:
thermite



this or a bomb




NOT FUNNY


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman]
    #18794430 - 09/03/13 01:47 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MisterSandman said:
Quote:

trampis said:
Destroy it now. Avoid the time crunch.




True. But it's a really nice laptop, and he doesn't want to destroy it unless it is absolutely necessary.




Clear hard drive. Fill with porn, Clear hard drive again. Sell.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman] * 4
    #18794433 - 09/03/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MisterSandman said:
So hypothetically speaking I have this friend, who may or may not need to be able to destroy a laptop and phone within 15-30 seconds at any given moment. I guess we could push it to 45 seconds max.

And I mean like completely destroy it, fry everything, the hard drive, EVERYTHING.

So how would my friend go about this? It has to be fairly straight forward. I'm talking like sleeping in bed to.....BAM get up and destroy it right then and there.

I'd say brute force (hammer, smashing, etc...) is out of question.

Fire is to dangerous and complicated.

Submerging them in water might work, but I feel like it wouldn't be enough.

What I was thinking was.....my friend has this big ass magnet. The package claims it is able to hold up 95 lb. So do you think he could maybe just run the magnet all along the laptop a few times, then maybe throw it in the toilet for good measure?

He tried the magnet on an old guitar tuner he didn't want anymore but it didn't seem to have any effect. But when it got near his cellphone it made the screen flip side was and go all crazy. and that was from like a half foot away.

So what do you guys think?




only time i ever hear of authorities busting down someones door and going straight for the laptop is usually connected to kiddie porn. you dealin kiddie porn?


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman] * 1
    #18794436 - 09/03/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

You're better off with extremely strong encryption.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: WordSoup]
    #18794437 - 09/03/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe just replace the hard drive?  Or is there important info on the one that may need to be destroyed?  I would think magnet is the best bet.


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #18794439 - 09/03/13 01:48 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Quote:

WordSoup said:
There is no way to destroy a hard drive that quickly. You would be surprised how destroyed a hard drive can be and still be able to pull information off of it with the right equipment. Even thermite is not going to do enough damage in that little time.




No one's going to be able to stop it before it does it's thing.. I doubt even if they expected the laptop to be under thermite they'd be able to do much to stop it.

If you're not going to completely obliterate the hard drive, then there's little point in even trying to hide whatever.. As someone stated even hard drives that seem to be damaged beyond all recognition can still give up access to the data on it.




He'd rather not burn his house down though.

So the magnet won't work?


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: MisterSandman] * 1
    #18794442 - 09/03/13 01:49 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

yall have been watchin too much breaking bad


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Re: How to destroy a laptop/phone within 15-30 seconds? [Re: current]
    #18794443 - 09/03/13 01:50 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

current said:
Quote:

MisterSandman said:
So hypothetically speaking I have this friend, who may or may not need to be able to destroy a laptop and phone within 15-30 seconds at any given moment. I guess we could push it to 45 seconds max.

And I mean like completely destroy it, fry everything, the hard drive, EVERYTHING.

So how would my friend go about this? It has to be fairly straight forward. I'm talking like sleeping in bed to.....BAM get up and destroy it right then and there.

I'd say brute force (hammer, smashing, etc...) is out of question.

Fire is to dangerous and complicated.

Submerging them in water might work, but I feel like it wouldn't be enough.

What I was thinking was.....my friend has this big ass magnet. The package claims it is able to hold up 95 lb. So do you think he could maybe just run the magnet all along the laptop a few times, then maybe throw it in the toilet for good measure?

He tried the magnet on an old guitar tuner he didn't want anymore but it didn't seem to have any effect. But when it got near his cellphone it made the screen flip side was and go all crazy. and that was from like a half foot away.

So what do you guys think?




only time i ever hear of authorities busting down someones door and going straight for the laptop is usually connected to kiddie porn. you dealin kiddie porn?




I knew someone would bring this up. NO IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.


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