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Invisiblememes
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    #18793615 - 09/03/13 09:49 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Here I sit, on my lunch break.  How glorious, the time has finally come to eradicate this bowel movement from my body.  Last night was full of sloppy foods, so surely this shit should follow form. First push:  yep, as expected.

Look over.  End of a roll!  Oh fuck.  Two squares left. 





Wipe 1:  square 1,  get up the slop.
Wipe 2: square 2 outside fold clean clean clean!
Wipe 3: square 2 inside fold, anything left behind.




Success.


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Re: Two Squares: the TP woes [Re: memes]
    #18793632 - 09/03/13 09:52 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)



There's great tip at 2:40 :wink:


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Re: Two Squares: the TP woes [Re: Individual]
    #18793651 - 09/03/13 09:58 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Like a pro!


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Re: Two Squares: the TP woes [Re: Individual]
    #18793655 - 09/03/13 09:59 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuck.  fingers dont exactly pick up shit off of your skin like TP does. 

I thought he was going to utilize my one-square technique.  I'll fold it over once, wrap that now-folded half around my finger, fold the excess over the end.  Wipe, release (which causes the previously-wound TP to straighten back out).  Fold the other way (so you now have a quarter-square sized piece of TP with poo on the INSIDE fold (not touching your fingers or hand) and wipe again.


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Re: Two Squares: the TP woes [Re: memes]
    #18793659 - 09/03/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

memes said:
I thought he was going to utilize my one-square technique.  I'll fold it over once, wrap that now-folded half around my finger, fold the excess over the end.  Wipe, release (which causes the previously-wound TP to straighten back out).  Fold the other way (so you now have a quarter-square sized piece of TP with poo on the INSIDE fold (not touching your fingers or hand) and wipe again.



Note:  this twice-used-TP square should NOT be the initial whipe.  Initial whipes require a full sheet, as they are used to remove all poo from the buttcheeks and the area directly around the colon.

That pre-cleaning allows the single-square method used above to be effective, as the very small surface area is sill sufficient to cover and clean one's colon


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Re: Two Squares: the TP woes [Re: memes]
    #18793666 - 09/03/13 10:03 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

good luck bro!  I've unrolled the cardboard roll the tp is on and worked it till it was malleable enough to wipe my ass:shrug:

or this..



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Re: Two Squares: the TP woes [Re: the mad machinest]
    #18793690 - 09/03/13 10:07 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:scat:


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Re: Two Squares: the TP woes [Re: mr sniffles]
    #18793764 - 09/03/13 10:23 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Best thread ever


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Re: Two Squares: the TP woes [Re: lil_demented]
    #18793771 - 09/03/13 10:26 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

That's why i always look before i leap. Im not ruining another pair of socks dammit!


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Re: Two Squares: the TP woes [Re: memes]
    #18793960 - 09/03/13 11:30 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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memes said:
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuck.  fingers dont exactly pick up shit off of your skin like TP does. 






Not to mention being much more sanitary. Back in the good ol' days they used to use their hands to wipe their asses. Custom was to use your left hand, and this is why we shake hands with our right hands.


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Re: Two Squares: the TP woes [Re: Le_Canard]
    #18794180 - 09/03/13 12:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do you work somewhere that has more than one bathroom stall? If so, just wipe enough so that you won't drip when you stand up. Make sure there's nobody else in the bathroom and quickly hightail it over to the other stall where hopefully there will be enough toilet paper to finish the job.


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Re: Two Squares: the TP woes [Re: Ballerium]
    #18794195 - 09/03/13 12:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)



what the fuck did i just watch.


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Re: Two Squares: the TP woes [Re: druqs]
    #18794635 - 09/03/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I ought to video up a real tek on how to whipe with 1sq and not do it with a bare finger.


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Re: Two Squares: the TP woes [Re: memes]
    #18794651 - 09/03/13 02:38 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I rarely use more than 2 squares.  TP used to be trees.  Those bitches are important.


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