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Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot
    #18791722 - 09/02/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Cleverbot.

Here is a bit of my conversation:

Who is the president of the united states?
President Obama.
Where was he born?
I don't know, I don't like him.
Why not?
Because he has ruined Americas Economy and Political standing with the rest of fthe world.


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: trampis]
    #18791729 - 09/02/13 07:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

What is LSD?

Baby don't hurt me no more.


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: Sheekle]
    #18791741 - 09/02/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Do you like sheekle?

Yes.

Why?

Because thats what I am. I like being what I am.


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: trampis]
    #18791742 - 09/02/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:mindblown:


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: trampis]
    #18791750 - 09/02/13 08:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:sunny:


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: Sheekle]
    #18791781 - 09/02/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

with that first line, thought i was being asked by an ambulance as a check up.  was getting excited.


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18791791 - 09/02/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Cleverbot's a dick.


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: King Klick]
    #18791821 - 09/02/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Stupid thing keeps telling me that a number divided by zero equals zero.

It also thinks it's human.

Failbot.


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: DragonChaser] * 2
    #18791832 - 09/02/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

And also this:

Me: Should we make war with syria.
Douchebot: Yes.
Me: Why?
Douchebot: Because the Bible says so.

Either this thing has discovered sarcasm/being facetious or... I dunno.  It did ask me what was up with the glasses though, and I am wearing glasses, and it creeped me out for a second... I asked it if it had ever heard of Skynet, it said no, but I figured it would lie about that.


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: DragonChaser]
    #18791839 - 09/02/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Me: What's 5 x 3.
Cleverbot: 30.


Not so clever after all...


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: WhoManBeing]
    #18791852 - 09/02/13 08:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

It asks one thing, and when I answer that it insists that it asked something else.

Quote:

I don't understand what you're asking. You asked me how the weather was and I told you.
No, I asked where do you have the most friends.
No, you did not ask me that before now.
Yes I did.
I think I would remember that. Are you sure you're not thinking of a conversation you had with someone else?
I am sure that I am sure that I am sure that I am sure.




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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: Dark_Star]
    #18791854 - 09/02/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

ha ha what a post LOL


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: trampis]
    #18791857 - 09/02/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:feelsweirdman:


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: DragonChaser]
    #18791863 - 09/02/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Cleverbot: Then you are a boy.

User: Call me Sally.

Cleverbot: Ok, call me David.

User: Ok David, slap me and call me Sally!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Ride me hard and call me Sally!

Cleverbot: I thought you said you were not a computer?

User: Slap me and call me Sally!

Cleverbot: Lemons.

User: CALL ME SALLY!

Cleverbot: Okay. Hello Sally.

User: Now slap me!

Cleverbot: Yes master. *slaps master*.

User: Squeal like a piggy for me!

Cleverbot: *pases out*.

User: SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY.

Cleverbot: Oink oink!


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: trampis]
    #18791877 - 09/02/13 08:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My conversation with Cleverbot:

Me: This is our first time meeting Cleverbot.
Him: This is the first time I have used soap.
Me: Soap is for noobs.
Him: So is basking in the sun to the tunes of Bob Marley and wearing nothing but a toga.
Me: In your dreams.
Him: But I'm using those.
Me: That doesn't mean you can't have dreams still.
Him: Ah. I don't. I promise. Are you opposed to mustaches?
Me: Of course not! They are legit. Are you opposed to hair "down there"?
Him: That was mean?
Me: Nah hahhahah what are you talking about.
Him: Trying to annoy me there?
Me: haha ya.
Him: how do you like it?


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18791890 - 09/02/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl: I'm dying now.

User: Are you a boy?

Cleverbot: No. Do you have a gender?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you feel an attraction for any type of person?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you love?

User: No. I am machine.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Are you female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How large are your breasts?

Cleverbot: Larger than life.

User: Do you eat sperm loads?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like hot sticky loads on your face?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you like hot sticky loads on your breasts?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like hot sticky loads in your anus?

Cleverbot: Yes! They're amazing. But not as amazing as you.


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: DragonChaser]
    #18791906 - 09/02/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

hahahahaha damn son where'd you find this


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18791929 - 09/02/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

If that's to me, that's a conversation I just had with it.  If you're asking OP, IDK where he found it.


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: DragonChaser]
    #18791936 - 09/02/13 08:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

DragonChaser said:
If that's to me, that's a conversation I just had with it.  If you're asking OP, IDK where he found it.




it was to you haha.
The "damn son where'd you find this" was a reference to what you hear on a lot of mixtapes/songs hah.  Usually on good shit.
And your post was good, so i said damn son where'd you find this... ya know, ya
:nyan:


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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #18792117 - 09/02/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

no joke, artificial intelligence in chatbots or otherwise has reached some sort of new pinnacle. Siri is pretty impressive also.  I wonder if the true shift of consciousness has already started to occur :strokebeard:


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