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trampis
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Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot
#18791722 - 09/02/13 07:53 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cleverbot.
Here is a bit of my conversation:
Who is the president of the united states? President Obama. Where was he born? I don't know, I don't like him. Why not? Because he has ruined Americas Economy and Political standing with the rest of fthe world.
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Sheekle
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: trampis]
#18791729 - 09/02/13 07:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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What is LSD?
Baby don't hurt me no more.
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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trampis
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: Sheekle]
#18791741 - 09/02/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Do you like sheekle?
Yes.
Why?
Because thats what I am. I like being what I am.
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trampis
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: trampis]
#18791742 - 09/02/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: trampis]
#18791750 - 09/02/13 08:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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WhoManBeing
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: Sheekle]
#18791781 - 09/02/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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with that first line, thought i was being asked by an ambulance as a check up. was getting excited.
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: WhoManBeing]
#18791791 - 09/02/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cleverbot's a dick.
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DragonChaser
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: King Klick]
#18791821 - 09/02/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Stupid thing keeps telling me that a number divided by zero equals zero.
It also thinks it's human.
Failbot.
-------------------- My name is Mud
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DragonChaser
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: DragonChaser] 2
#18791832 - 09/02/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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And also this:
Me: Should we make war with syria. Douchebot: Yes. Me: Why? Douchebot: Because the Bible says so.
Either this thing has discovered sarcasm/being facetious or... I dunno. It did ask me what was up with the glasses though, and I am wearing glasses, and it creeped me out for a second... I asked it if it had ever heard of Skynet, it said no, but I figured it would lie about that.
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: DragonChaser]
#18791839 - 09/02/13 08:21 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Me: What's 5 x 3. Cleverbot: 30.
Not so clever after all...
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psi
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: WhoManBeing]
#18791852 - 09/02/13 08:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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It asks one thing, and when I answer that it insists that it asked something else.
Quote:
I don't understand what you're asking. You asked me how the weather was and I told you. No, I asked where do you have the most friends. No, you did not ask me that before now. Yes I did. I think I would remember that. Are you sure you're not thinking of a conversation you had with someone else? I am sure that I am sure that I am sure that I am sure.
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: Dark_Star]
#18791854 - 09/02/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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ha ha what a post LOL
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nicechrisman
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: trampis]
#18791857 - 09/02/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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-------------------- "Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent: it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not." John C. Lily
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DragonChaser
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: DragonChaser]
#18791863 - 09/02/13 08:26 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cleverbot: Then you are a boy.
User: Call me Sally.
Cleverbot: Ok, call me David.
User: Ok David, slap me and call me Sally!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Ride me hard and call me Sally!
Cleverbot: I thought you said you were not a computer?
User: Slap me and call me Sally!
Cleverbot: Lemons.
User: CALL ME SALLY!
Cleverbot: Okay. Hello Sally.
User: Now slap me!
Cleverbot: Yes master. *slaps master*.
User: Squeal like a piggy for me!
Cleverbot: *pases out*.
User: SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY.
Cleverbot: Oink oink!
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lifeiswhatyoumake
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: trampis]
#18791877 - 09/02/13 08:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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My conversation with Cleverbot:
Me: This is our first time meeting Cleverbot. Him: This is the first time I have used soap. Me: Soap is for noobs. Him: So is basking in the sun to the tunes of Bob Marley and wearing nothing but a toga. Me: In your dreams. Him: But I'm using those. Me: That doesn't mean you can't have dreams still. Him: Ah. I don't. I promise. Are you opposed to mustaches? Me: Of course not! They are legit. Are you opposed to hair "down there"? Him: That was mean? Me: Nah hahhahah what are you talking about. Him: Trying to annoy me there? Me: haha ya. Him: how do you like it?
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DragonChaser
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#18791890 - 09/02/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm dying now.
User: Are you a boy?
Cleverbot: No. Do you have a gender?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you feel an attraction for any type of person?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you love?
User: No. I am machine.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Are you female?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How large are your breasts?
Cleverbot: Larger than life.
User: Do you eat sperm loads?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like hot sticky loads on your face?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you like hot sticky loads on your breasts?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like hot sticky loads in your anus?
Cleverbot: Yes! They're amazing. But not as amazing as you.
-------------------- My name is Mud
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lifeiswhatyoumake
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: DragonChaser]
#18791906 - 09/02/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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hahahahaha damn son where'd you find this
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DragonChaser
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#18791929 - 09/02/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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If that's to me, that's a conversation I just had with it. If you're asking OP, IDK where he found it.
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: DragonChaser]
#18791936 - 09/02/13 08:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
DragonChaser said: If that's to me, that's a conversation I just had with it. If you're asking OP, IDK where he found it.
it was to you haha. The "damn son where'd you find this" was a reference to what you hear on a lot of mixtapes/songs hah. Usually on good shit. And your post was good, so i said damn son where'd you find this... ya know, ya
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Re: Have a conversation with Artificial Intelligence - Cleverbot [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#18792117 - 09/02/13 09:22 PM (10 years, 5 months ago) |
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no joke, artificial intelligence in chatbots or otherwise has reached some sort of new pinnacle. Siri is pretty impressive also. I wonder if the true shift of consciousness has already started to occur
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